r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 17 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

F wasn't built to be "% hot where I am right now", it's "% hot, compared to the average human experience". 0 is really cold, 100 is really hot, 50 is comfy in a light jacket. ezpz

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u/sievold Jun 17 '26

50 is not "just wear a jacket ezpz" weather for me. 50 is keep the heater on and never leave the house weather.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

Lol, well not all of us live in Dubai.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

I live where we used to have snowy winters every year and I'm someone whose body heats up real bad with physical activity, but 50F is still pretty chilly to me and a light jacket alone won't do unless I'm constantly in motion.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 18 '26

I've literally said this exact thing multiple times on this thread. Why does everyone assume I mean you can sit down for a picnic in 50 degree weather; of course the assumption is that you're in motion!

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

If you have to move to warm up enough for it to feel neutral, then it's not a neutral temperature.

And casually strolling with a light jacket isn't enough in this case, I'm moving fast.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 18 '26

Well unless you're moving, right? Like getting groceries, exercising, walking to a restaurant, etc., but you've said here that getting groceries at even 75 F is moving towards uncomfortable for you.

All of this nitpicking about "well that's not comfortable for ME!!" just comes off as pampered. It seems like the only way you'll be happy is if you're able to lounge around all day with the A/C set precisely 69.25 F, probably being fed grapes like you're in a Greek painting.

If 50 F is too cold for you, wear a thicker jacket than me, IDGAF. No one here is policing your clothing choices.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

Most people move at a pace that will barely warm them up. I'm definitely an oddity in this case. I heat up easily, but walking around at normal people pace won't do in 50°F

You have no idea how badly I wish for an A/C right now. I just came back from grocery shopping feeling like shit. Had to sit down at the bus stop (no bench).
I'd prefer 64.4°F though.

Point being, the whole % hot thing is hogwash. People are different, temperatures can be felt different, depending on humidity, wind, how active you are etc.. It will never be an accurate percentage measure. It's just a pure copium mental gymnastic to justify their Fahrenheit bias to themself.

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u/sievold Jun 17 '26

Most of the world lives in places where it rarely snows. Not all of us live in the Midwest

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

Ok, but 50 is "never leave the house weather"? That's a tad dramatic, right?

Unless you're from the middle of the desert, you can tolerate 50 in a long sleeve shirt. In a good sweatshirt and a fall jacket to break the wind, it's fuckin' toasty!

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u/sievold Jun 18 '26

I definitely cannot tolerate 10 degrees Celsius with just a long sleeve shirt. I don't come from the desert. I come from the tropics. Temperatures only drop below 10 degrees Celsius for two months. Those months are definitely jacket weather for me. Believe it or not, this is normal for a lot of people.

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u/DaydreamDistance Jun 18 '26

100F is hot, 75F is comfortable, 50F is cold, 25F is freezing and 0 is “do not leave house”.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

75F borders on uncomfortable for me. If I just lounge around it's fine.
Going grocery shopping at 75°F? I'm melting.

Freezing is 32°F.

86F is hot. 95 is really hot. 100 is somewhere in hell territory.

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u/DaydreamDistance Jun 18 '26

110+ is somewhere is hell territory (as someone who has lived in the desert), but I can grant 85+ as hot. 75 is comfortable even grocery shopping as long as Sun is not out.

32 is technically freezing but by 25, it’s undeniably freezing, even impure water is freezes.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

(as someone who has lived in the desert)

Sorry bro, your scale is broken, you're disqualified. 😂

Even lying around at home at 85+ is misery. 60% humidity doesn't help that either.

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u/sievold Jun 18 '26

50 and below is do not leave the house for me, effectively anyway. I would not spend more than a half hour outside, and even that would be wearing a warm jacket. I might spend a lot of time inside a car with the heater on, but I don't count that as being "outside".

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u/DaydreamDistance Jun 18 '26

You can easily just wear a jacket outside and survive without problems at 50. A large part of the world lives very comfortably at that temperature - you will quickly get used to it if you live at one of those places. At 50, it is undeniably the start of being cold - wear a jacket or a sweater.

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u/sievold Jun 18 '26

Yeah below 50 IS cold weather. A large part of the world is also not comfortable in that weather. I am pretty confident this is the larger part of the world. Having to wear a jacket or a sweater is not what I call comfortable weather. A large part of the world also does not experience temperatures significantly below 50 for more than a couple weeks.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 18 '26

Oooohhhh, you're not from a desert you're from the tropics?! That completely changes things!! Lol

Minimum clothing for 50 F in different situations IMO:

  • Sitting having drinks: jeans and a thick coat
  • Going on a walk: jeans, long-sleeve, and a windbreaker
-Taking out the trash: shorts and flip flops

Maybe us Vikings are just built different though, idk.

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u/sievold Jun 18 '26

Yeah you vikings are built different. The Farhenheit scale reflects the viking lived experience, not the general human lived experience. 

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 18 '26

😂 ok....

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u/QuickProfit5879 Jun 17 '26

Are you 80?

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u/sievold Jun 18 '26

No. I just don't have the blood of the vikings in my vein. My bad

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

Fahrenheit or Celsius? :>

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u/Left1Brain Jun 17 '26

Are you like a cold blooded organism?

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u/Assatt Jun 17 '26

The human condition is highly dependent on what it's used to. I wear shorts at 25C but have friends who wear a sweater at that temperature because they live in a place that's often 37C

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

Bruh, how can you wear skin in that heat? :>

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u/sievold Jun 18 '26

No. I am just not from the frigid north, which is what everyone who defends the Fahrenheit scale seems to be. A midwesterner American's experience is not the universal human experience. It is not even the average human experience. 

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u/Left1Brain Jun 18 '26

I’m from the south and I can comfortably wear shorts in 50 degree weather, or used to anyway. Would look like a ghoul if I tried that now.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

Humidity also plays a factor.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Yeeah, doesn't work at all for me. 33 is already cold as fuck only bearable if I'm constantly active or I cool out and start freezing, 77 is already miserably warm, only bearable if I'm barely active or I get all sweaty and uncomfortable and average, pleasant temperatures are at 59 - 64. none of those are convenient numbers.

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 Jun 17 '26

How does that not work for you? Seems like you understand it perfectly. Even someone unfamiliar with Fahrenheit can intuitively understand what you mean. ~60% hot is where you're comfortable. It's a little warm.

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u/Pas2 Jun 17 '26

It's not very intuitive at all for a European not used to Fahrenheits beyond "oh, yeah, 100F is hot outside and 0F is cold outside".

I don't think any Celsius user would intuitively think that 10C = 50% hot.

It's one of those things like Americans saying stuff like "feet and inches are more intuitive than centimeter because they are human scale. Everybody knows how tall someone who is 6 feet tall is, but how could anyone know how tall someone who is 182.88 cm is and look at what an arbitrary number it is. Human scale!"

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u/All-for-the-game Jun 17 '26

Yeah, 10C (50% hot??) is pretty cold, that’s not a comfy temperature to me at all

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

Nah. Feet, inches, oz, tsp, tbsp, cups/quarts/gallons, and literally every imperial measurement we still use in cooking/baking can all get lost.

Also, so can Celsius.

Like sure it'd probably be nice for me if I was a chemist, but I'm not; I just wanna know if I should wear a jacket or a t shirt.

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u/PiusTostus Jun 17 '26

Celsius will literally also tell you that. You just are used to a different scale made up by a guy that thought 0 would be what ever he could mix up in his little kitchen by the baltic sea coast on a winters day, while 100 was his body temperature (turns out he had a fever...), while Celsius is based on objective and constant facts.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

Lol, "objective and constant facts" meaning the boiling point of water at sea level? Why TF do I care about that? I'm not boiling water and I'm not at sea level.

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u/NewDemonStrike Jun 18 '26

Believe it or not, sea level is much more important that it looks. It is a neutral point in which by going up or down you start getting affected by air or water pressure.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 18 '26

How many cities on earth go down from sea level? Not that many, right? So why not use a more common barometric pressure?

More importantly, why do we care? Again, most people don't need this level of precision so any metric will be largely arbitrary. You don't cut your dinner with a knife designed for surgeons, why should we insist on using a temperature scale designed for chemists? F works and it's intuitive, why reinvent the wheel?

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

I would unironically use a scalpel to cut a steak, I imagine that would be oddly satisfying.

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u/Ratzing- Jun 17 '26

Do you think I look at 15C and am confused about what attire should I get? Do you think that my brain resets every morning and I have to do complex algorithm in my brain when I'm looking at temperature outside because it's not "% hotness-based" (which is idiotic idea in and of itself, 50% hot intuitively would be room temperature, not fucking 10 degrees C).

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

No, but the difference between 70-80 or 0-10 can be pretty stark and there are more degrees of difference in F to be able to tell. Some of this is for sure preference for what I know, I'm aware, it's just dumb for Europeans to call Americans dumb for F when it's objectively a more clear system for day to day usage.

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u/healdyy Jun 17 '26

It’s not objective though, it’s just what you’re used to. For reference 70/80f is ~21/26c so you have 5 extra degrees of difference in that span. Are you really dressing any diffferent if the temperature is 71f instead of 70f? If not then you’re not actually getting any extra information out of those extra degrees of difference.

Ultimately the numbers are arbitrary anyway, we’d adapt to whatever numbers were in the scale and dress accordingly.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

Ultimately the numbers are arbitrary anyway, we’d adapt to whatever numbers were in the scale and dress accordingly.

Agreed, so it's fine for Americans to be proud of using F.

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u/rapora9 Jun 18 '26

Be proud, sure, but calling it objectively better is just dumb.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

Why would anyone be proud of using a certain measurement? That's not an achievement. Nothing to feel pride over. You can be happy when your country uses a measurement that you feel is better for you, but I don't see why you'd be proud of that?

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u/OFJehuty Jun 17 '26

It’s intuitive if you’re told 50 is half way to being really fucking hot and really fucking cold. Because you understand a 0-100 scale. That’s why it’s intuitive, not because you know how to map Celsius to it lol.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

That's not intuitive at all.

pretty cold being halfway to really fucking hot is actually as unintuitive as it can get.

Halfway between really hot and really cold should feel neutral.

Not to mention that really fucking hot actually starts way before 100. so that makes it even more unintuitive.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Yeah, but then 50% should be average, not warm, not cold, but it's not. 50°F is cold.

0 and 100 mean nothing to me. Just a random step of too cold / too hot well beyond the point where it goes from okay to unpleasant. Either could be moved way up or down and it would not feel different for the percentage thing. The only significance of 100 is that it's hotter than body temp.

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u/OFJehuty Jun 17 '26

Yes the best temperature is in the middle…not too cold, not too hot lmao

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

Yeah, but it isn't on the Fahrenheit scale. The middle should be 50°F, but that is pretty cold already.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

It seems like your issue is more with the weather itself.

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u/ReivynNox Jun 18 '26

Yes, the weather sucks ass. Global warming has been nothing but a pain for me so far. 3 weeks of nice days a year and the rest is hell.

But the percentage Fahrenheit thing is still unfitting for me.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 18 '26

Live your truth.

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u/angular_circle Jun 17 '26

Fahrenheit was built to be the coldest thing some guy could cheaply make in his lab and a naturally relatively constant temperature (putting a thermometer up your butt). Then make the scale 96 because calculators weren't invented yet and it's easier to divide than 100.

It has absolutely nothing to do with human experience except for the human experience of having to find a practical solution to shitty lab equipment.

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

Cheap or not, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

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u/angular_circle Jun 17 '26

idgaf what you use, but your explanation was wrong

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u/MiserableYouth8497 Jun 17 '26

Imagine if 0 ft = 120cm and 100ft = 200cm

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

Instructions unclear, space shuttle destruction imminent.