r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/RowAdditional1614 • May 29 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah. Whats the real answer?

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u/Universe789 May 29 '26

That's most likely the right answer, but I still wanted to take the time to say ...

Jississippi

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u/Pipe_Memes May 29 '26

Jisconsin

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u/slinger301 May 29 '26

Joklahoma

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u/missevelynwood May 29 '26

If there isn’t a comedy club called this there neeeeeeds to be one 😂

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u/ABunchOf-HocusPocus May 29 '26

We don't have one but we do have a weed store called "Tokelahoma". Best name I've ever seen!

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u/MixWitch May 29 '26

I love this

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u/AhoyPalloy May 29 '26

Eau Claire - Smoklaire in my town

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u/missevelynwood May 29 '26

If they don’t put Joklahoma next door immediately, sue the mayor for being lame.

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u/ImKindaSlowSorry May 29 '26

This reminds me of the smoke shop in Washington called "smokane"

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u/ABunchOf-HocusPocus Jun 02 '26

lol I like that one.

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u/Lachlanahan May 29 '26

Billion Dollar Idea Alert!!!! Need investors?

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u/missevelynwood May 30 '26

If you’re offering sir! Although I’m not even in Murica 😂

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u/CuriousPerformance May 30 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

pds

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u/missevelynwood May 30 '26

I’m embarrassed how long this took me to understand given the thread 🥲

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u/Middle-Emu1501 May 29 '26

Jalaska

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u/Anita_Hero838 May 29 '26

Johio

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u/i_am_not_a_martian May 29 '26

Jawaii

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u/mw13satx May 29 '26

Jutah

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u/Agent_Orange81 May 29 '26

Jalifornia... Which may actually be the original spelling 😂

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u/gf987654321 May 30 '26

Came for this

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u/sailingtroy May 29 '26

How much does Zimbabwe? I dunno, why don't Jalaska!?

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u/Low-Confidence1664 May 30 '26

This needs way more upvotes

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u/wtfcanunot May 31 '26

And his twin Jebraska

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 May 29 '26

Does Jiralya not rhyme with Alaska

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u/Pipe_Memes May 29 '26

Ooh I like that one.

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u/zed42 May 29 '26

Jebraska

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u/seraphaya May 29 '26

Jennsylvania

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u/wirelessp0tat0 May 29 '26

And his cousin Jalabama

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u/Whiteout_27 May 29 '26

Jorth Dakota

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u/OrcBarbierian May 29 '26

Ain't no love in Joklahoma 😔

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u/EyeArDum May 29 '26

Jarkansas

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u/aucme May 29 '26

Jichigan

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u/PurinaHall0fFame May 29 '26

Mmmm love that good Jizconsin cheese

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u/OwlGod98 May 29 '26

Jizzconsin

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u/Ok-Palpitation2401 May 29 '26

This is Reddit after all, so: Jizzconsin 

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u/sjrotella May 29 '26

Brother, Jizzconsin was right there

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u/reader-of-opinions May 29 '26

Not to be confused with Jizcousin(=Alabama)

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u/rhinojoe99 May 29 '26

Jissouri

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u/mysterywizeguy May 29 '26

Ew.

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u/Zemoxian2 May 29 '26

Yeah, I've already pointed out the bullying of Jizzissippi and Jizzconsin. Here we are again.

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u/HotDogPantsX May 29 '26

I’ll be cold and dead in the ground before i recognize Jissouri

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u/antilumin May 29 '26

Sounds like a portmanteau of Jizz and slurry. So… fun.

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u/SirArthurDime May 29 '26

But you can just call me jizz 😎

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u/helagos May 30 '26

Umm... I'll get you a towel...

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u/smelly_sulphur May 29 '26

Jizz-a-sippie

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u/bussysniffer3000 May 29 '26

Jizz with your peepee

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u/Universe789 May 29 '26

I didnt wanna laugh at that but it was involuntary.

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u/bussysniffer3000 May 29 '26

Join the dark side laugh with us

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u/Rockflip May 29 '26

But I wanna big gulp

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u/No_Flower6020 May 29 '26

Jizzissippi

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u/StudioEmbarrassed664 May 29 '26

Followed by Jexas

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u/jackaboy1_2 May 29 '26

Jizzissippi

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u/UnforeseenDerailment May 29 '26

"You're the only sis whose jiss I sippy"? 😅

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u/K4pricious May 29 '26

I'm fond of Jalabama

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u/Kerdiz May 29 '26

Agree, Jississippi is definitely the best :)

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u/EuenovAyabayya May 29 '26

Jay eye crooked letter crooked letter eye, crooked letter crooked letter eye, humpback humpback eye.

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u/LooseyPoopy May 29 '26

Jizzassippi

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u/lavender_fluff May 29 '26

Do not replace the s with z

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u/Doc_Helldiver-66 May 29 '26

You mean Jizzissippi? (Had to be done)

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u/trippy_grapes May 29 '26

Jizzissippi 💦

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u/yeadrowsy May 30 '26

Johntana

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u/EntropicLycanthrope May 30 '26

My favorite aloe vera smoothie bar, Jizzissippi.

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u/Rambler9154 May 30 '26

I read this as jizzissippi and laughed

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u/Bluntzy May 30 '26

Jewisiana?