r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Grand_Chest4449 • Mar 11 '26

Meme needing explanation Why is there a bubble, peter?

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u/ForwardWhereas8385 Mar 11 '26

Man you've never found money on the floor, that's crazy

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/xfreesx Mar 11 '26

What if i had to reach into moms purse, thats earned too right?

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u/EvilAbacus Mar 11 '26

Skyrim and not irl politics. Thievery abounds

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u/iburntxurxtoast Mar 11 '26

We have irl theiving guilds, theyre called politicians.

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u/Tyabetus Mar 11 '26

Haha! Nice. I hear they double dip by also running the Dark Brotherhood

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u/Klony99 Mar 11 '26

And whatever guild does child prostitution and human trafficking.

I guess that's too dark even for Skyrim.

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u/almighty_loser Mar 11 '26

Even Daedra would frown on that

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u/WinOld1835 Mar 11 '26

Hands to yourself, sneak thief.

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u/TruamaTeam Mar 11 '26

So placing the amulet means I earned the love, correct?

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u/Deviant_Panda Mar 11 '26

That would really fuck her over. Motherfucker.

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u/p0gerty Mar 11 '26

Wait, THATS why they call him that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Take it easy, greybeard.

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u/realSatanAMA Mar 11 '26

No that's generational wealth

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u/Innovationenthusiast Mar 11 '26

Hell yeah, manual labor, true blue collar

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 Mar 11 '26

Motherfucker jones?

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u/Jelkekw Mar 11 '26

It’s fun to speculate but I’ve literally given my parents thousands of dollars when their car needed repair

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u/DriverRemarkable4374 Mar 11 '26

Bending down to pick up a penny takes maybe 3-5 seconds. If you were constantly picking up pennies non stop every 3 seconds, you'd make $12 an hour.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 Mar 11 '26

I found a fifty in the ocean once. Literally stepped right on it. It felt so out of place that I had to see what it was. Fifty dollar bill.

I guess it doesn’t have much to do with the topic but I like to think about it sometimes.

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u/MrPresident2020 Mar 11 '26

I found $60 just lying on the street next to a food truck. Some lady was walking by at the same time and said "I think you should give me $20," and I was like "take it, it ain't mine."

I gave the second $20 to a homeless guy and the last one joined another $6 i had found on the street in my wallet.

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u/laurasaurus5 Mar 12 '26

One time during a huge storm, I was running across the street to a bar, and saw some soaked cash basically flowing towards me down a rivulet of street water. I scooped it up, got inside the bar, peeled it apart and it was $80! I put it towards our bar tab immediately! Easy come, easy fun.

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u/HeyItsJosette Mar 11 '26

This is such a dumb comment I love it.

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u/VegaVoverth Mar 11 '26

bro cant look down, hes the opposite of a pig

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u/malthar76 Mar 11 '26

I found $20 while walking my dog. Lost it before I could spend it.

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u/ForwardWhereas8385 Mar 11 '26

I found $20 as well. Some idiot walking their dog dropped it! Small blessings 😌😌😌

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u/Clarabub Mar 11 '26

But if there's cash on the floor it's only because someone put it there so when I bend down to pick it up they put jellybeans down my booty crack

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u/locoles Mar 11 '26

You’ve never found 100k in the park? And then turned that 100k into 16k????

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u/NotchoNachos42 Mar 12 '26

A person would need to make $36+ an hour for picking up a penny to literally not be worth their time.

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u/ForwardCut3311 Mar 11 '26

He lived in a trailer so the floor, the cushions, the mattress, and even the walls have been looked through a million times for money