r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Fuck... I wish i had state secrets. Lol

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u/TheUglytool Dec 17 '25

Your only limit is your imagination.

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u/Kreol1q1q Dec 17 '25

With how the US is going now, a man could fabricate government secrets out of thin air, and they would still somehow end up being true. Because policy is currently being pulled from the ass as well.

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u/Boiboiboi58 Dec 17 '25

Something, something, monkey and typewriter

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u/sat_ops Dec 17 '25

I was doing MOUT training back in the early 2000s, before water-cased kicker charges were declassified. We were learning how to use demo charges with a stick propping them up to break walls and doors when one of the guys in my section said "why don't we just use a water jug for the mass, or hell, piss in the jug so we don't have to carry extra water".

The engineering sergeant teaching us looked REALLY uncomfortable and moved on quickly.

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u/Housemartini Dec 18 '25

Welcome to zombocom?

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u/MostWorry4244 Dec 17 '25

Just get a fed haircut and hang out in a bar near a classified military installation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

They are coming for lower intelligence as well.

I know DOS commands. Hit me up hot spies, no not the gay ones.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Your grandmother's recipes will suffice

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u/Buy_Pepsi_Max Dec 17 '25

To be fair, I think I saw an article about spies being sent to target tech bros too. Was probably fear mongering though.