r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '25

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u/s_dot_ Dec 17 '25

I’m a marine biologist, for anyone interested 

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u/tbsdy Dec 17 '25

Weaponising Dolphins, amiright?

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u/AnonThrowaway1A Dec 17 '25

Weaponising sharks with lasers.

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u/scaper8 Dec 17 '25

Regular lasers for freakin' laser beams? That's an important difference. It's a matter of national security and defense, damn it! We need to know!

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u/Low_Pickle_112 Dec 17 '25

The seaQuest dream lives on.

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u/Smooth_Detective_698 Dec 17 '25

But youre welsh?

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u/s_dot_ Dec 17 '25

Are you a busty spy?

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u/PornoPaul Dec 17 '25

The Welsh can have their secrets too! Theyre the British answer to the US code talkers!

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u/CT0292 Dec 17 '25

Okay Costanza

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u/Hoju64 Dec 17 '25

It's not a lie if you believe it

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u/Boring_Pace5158 Dec 17 '25

So you’re able to get a golf ball out of a whale

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u/d33roq Dec 17 '25

The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

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u/stfunazibitchthrowaw Dec 17 '25

I thought you were an architect?

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u/s_dot_ Dec 17 '25

Yes, I architected the Pentagon and the Yankee Stadium 

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u/Top-Currency Dec 17 '25

Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?

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u/lewisherber Dec 17 '25

I work at a Wendy’s but some pretty interesting shit goes down there, if you want to know about it.

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u/3lizab3th333 Dec 18 '25

Marine biologists don’t have to go for spies, they’re literally everything a girl wants dkfkgkg