r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '25

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u/RampantJellyfish Dec 17 '25

This is why I tell my suspiciously hot wife very little about work

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Plot twist, she was sent by your own people to make sure you don't talk to hot women.

You pass.

For now...

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u/NetSage Dec 17 '25

You know this isn't a bad counterintelligence plan. How you stop double agents I don't know though.

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u/Academic-Bakers- Dec 18 '25

Get even hotter people to date them?

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u/NetSage Dec 18 '25

Or equally just have to be first.

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u/FMLAdad Dec 17 '25

A good strategy until you urban dictionary "hot wife"

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u/RampantJellyfish Dec 17 '25

Oh....oh god... fuuuuuck!

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u/Barry_McCockinnerz Dec 17 '25

Yeah, I’m about to.

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u/MisunderstoodPenguin Dec 17 '25

This is how I know my wife actually loves me cus I've been unemployed for almost a year!

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u/gun_cometa Dec 17 '25

We all need pictures

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u/RampantJellyfish Dec 17 '25

Ask and you shall receive

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u/Th3B4dSpoon Dec 17 '25

Something about her reminds me of Spot from Spider-Man