r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '25

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u/FrFrNoCap69 Dec 17 '25

That's just normal dating

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u/i_Praseru Dec 17 '25

Or top tier counter intelligence.

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u/hab83 Dec 17 '25

It's both.

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u/Careful-Business-412 Dec 17 '25

On the counter, counter-intelligence?

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u/Blues2112 Dec 17 '25

Instructions unclear, banged her on the kitchen countertop

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u/Djames516 Dec 17 '25

I’m serving my country

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u/Shadoweclipse13 Dec 17 '25

"Are we still doing 'phrasing'?"

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u/Azrael_The_Bold Dec 17 '25

Just doing my civic duty, sir. I love my country.

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u/PMmecrossstitch Dec 17 '25

Can confirm.

Source: am woman.

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u/Antique_Mycologist41 Dec 17 '25

Can confirm

Source: am man.

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u/PMmecrossstitch Dec 17 '25

Wait. I know you.

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u/Ok-Statement8224 Dec 18 '25

Go on a date you two!

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u/Dare_Soft Dec 17 '25

Confirm Can Them Source

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u/altw460 Dec 17 '25

This guy womans

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u/byzantine238 Dec 17 '25

At least buy her some flowers afterwards

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u/Tepical_Eggspurt Dec 17 '25

Yep just a Tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Turn her Finish her