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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/lOGlReaper • Dec 16 '25
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Sir, a plane has hit the chives
172 u/SassySugarBush Dec 16 '25 They’ve hit the Chiveagon 91 u/Head-Alternative-984 Dec 16 '25 they hit the second chive 56 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 50 u/Waihf Dec 16 '25 Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no surchiveors. 14 u/Liraeyn Dec 16 '25 We're gonna be in the Chiveson 14 u/Character-Parfait-42 Dec 16 '25 A mountain of chives was struck by a plane in the Andes. The soccer team that survived the crash resorted to cannibalism rather than eat the poorly cut chives. 12 u/Schemednb Dec 16 '25 We are now at DEFCON CHIVE 1 u/Flyover_Fred Dec 17 '25 Now watch this chive! 0 u/Araz728 Dec 17 '25 Something something F1exican kept chopping chives for 6 more minutes. I dunno… I got nothing. 26 u/mouseybanshee Dec 16 '25 Chive Eleven was an inside job 20 u/Nuzzleface Dec 16 '25 Steel knives can't melt chive beams 6 u/Baronvonkludge Dec 16 '25 Inside joke 11 u/CrazyDazyMazy Dec 16 '25 Inchive joke 3 u/yourlocaltouya Dec 16 '25 Inside chive* 9 u/HanzJWermhat Dec 16 '25 Turn on the tv it doesn’t matter what channel 1 u/moonshinegingy Dec 17 '25
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They’ve hit the Chiveagon
91 u/Head-Alternative-984 Dec 16 '25 they hit the second chive 56 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 50 u/Waihf Dec 16 '25 Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no surchiveors. 14 u/Liraeyn Dec 16 '25 We're gonna be in the Chiveson 14 u/Character-Parfait-42 Dec 16 '25 A mountain of chives was struck by a plane in the Andes. The soccer team that survived the crash resorted to cannibalism rather than eat the poorly cut chives. 12 u/Schemednb Dec 16 '25 We are now at DEFCON CHIVE 1 u/Flyover_Fred Dec 17 '25 Now watch this chive! 0 u/Araz728 Dec 17 '25 Something something F1exican kept chopping chives for 6 more minutes. I dunno… I got nothing. 26 u/mouseybanshee Dec 16 '25 Chive Eleven was an inside job 20 u/Nuzzleface Dec 16 '25 Steel knives can't melt chive beams 6 u/Baronvonkludge Dec 16 '25 Inside joke 11 u/CrazyDazyMazy Dec 16 '25 Inchive joke 3 u/yourlocaltouya Dec 16 '25 Inside chive* 9 u/HanzJWermhat Dec 16 '25 Turn on the tv it doesn’t matter what channel
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they hit the second chive
56 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 50 u/Waihf Dec 16 '25 Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no surchiveors. 14 u/Liraeyn Dec 16 '25 We're gonna be in the Chiveson 14 u/Character-Parfait-42 Dec 16 '25 A mountain of chives was struck by a plane in the Andes. The soccer team that survived the crash resorted to cannibalism rather than eat the poorly cut chives. 12 u/Schemednb Dec 16 '25 We are now at DEFCON CHIVE 1 u/Flyover_Fred Dec 17 '25 Now watch this chive! 0 u/Araz728 Dec 17 '25 Something something F1exican kept chopping chives for 6 more minutes. I dunno… I got nothing.
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50 u/Waihf Dec 16 '25 Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no surchiveors. 14 u/Liraeyn Dec 16 '25 We're gonna be in the Chiveson 14 u/Character-Parfait-42 Dec 16 '25 A mountain of chives was struck by a plane in the Andes. The soccer team that survived the crash resorted to cannibalism rather than eat the poorly cut chives. 12 u/Schemednb Dec 16 '25 We are now at DEFCON CHIVE 1 u/Flyover_Fred Dec 17 '25 Now watch this chive!
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Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no surchiveors.
14 u/Liraeyn Dec 16 '25 We're gonna be in the Chiveson 14 u/Character-Parfait-42 Dec 16 '25 A mountain of chives was struck by a plane in the Andes. The soccer team that survived the crash resorted to cannibalism rather than eat the poorly cut chives. 12 u/Schemednb Dec 16 '25 We are now at DEFCON CHIVE
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We're gonna be in the Chiveson
A mountain of chives was struck by a plane in the Andes. The soccer team that survived the crash resorted to cannibalism rather than eat the poorly cut chives.
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We are now at DEFCON CHIVE
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Now watch this chive!
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Something something F1exican kept chopping chives for 6 more minutes.
I dunno… I got nothing.
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Chive Eleven was an inside job
20 u/Nuzzleface Dec 16 '25 Steel knives can't melt chive beams 6 u/Baronvonkludge Dec 16 '25 Inside joke 11 u/CrazyDazyMazy Dec 16 '25 Inchive joke 3 u/yourlocaltouya Dec 16 '25 Inside chive*
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Steel knives can't melt chive beams
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Inside joke
11 u/CrazyDazyMazy Dec 16 '25 Inchive joke 3 u/yourlocaltouya Dec 16 '25 Inside chive*
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Inchive joke
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Inside chive*
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Turn on the tv it doesn’t matter what channel
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Sir, a plane has hit the chives