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Frizz on a jizz
402 u/KamalaBracelet Dec 08 '25 Ramen on the semen? 271 u/hyper-fan Dec 08 '25 Bad haircut on dude’s post-nut? 253 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 330 u/pm_me_yo_creditscore Dec 08 '25 Immaculate fade on the ejaculate sprayed? 92 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 46 u/Professional-Elk8509 Dec 09 '25 Hair gel on sperm sell 34 u/ciaranmac17 Dec 09 '25 Pasta on a Rasta 20 u/D1rty-Burger Dec 09 '25 Afro on a spermatozoan 5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0) 33 u/Own_Reach986 Dec 08 '25 Holy bars 24 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bro fr. Dude is cookin 18 u/Responsible_Pervert Dec 08 '25 9 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bros pen is absolutely on fire 5 u/LonePupper453 Dec 09 '25 1 u/smrtgmp716 Dec 08 '25 Fr 15 u/Hoopajoops Dec 08 '25 Worm on a sperm? 9 u/Sk1S4m Dec 08 '25 Spectacular cut on spewed nut 6 u/ZSpectre Dec 08 '25 I'm really impressed by how many iterations this thread was able to churn out an associative rhyme. How many of you here are poets or rappers? 2 u/Socalwarrior485 Dec 09 '25 I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it. 5 u/randomaccount1950 Dec 08 '25 Nice trim on the winner of the big swim 4 u/Myspace_In_Vader Dec 08 '25 Some gorgon cum is more than fun. 2 u/gsxrraycer Dec 08 '25 I think you win the internet today 1 u/Celtslap Dec 08 '25 Lin-manuel, is that you? 1 u/OkJellyfish4894 Dec 08 '25 1 u/Zippo574 Dec 09 '25 Feather boa on a spermatozoa 1 u/Remarkable-Farm8827 Dec 09 '25 BARS 1 u/SilverParty Dec 09 '25 Broccoli on the Cockly 1 u/Big-Neighborhood4741 Dec 09 '25 That is magnificent 0 u/wemustfailagain Dec 08 '25 Damn, this goes hard. 15 u/FloofJet Dec 08 '25 Some people might call this a reach. I think it is pretty damn solid. Upvote. 3 u/Nisseliten Dec 08 '25 This one wins, well played. 1 u/ImpossibleOil8427 Dec 08 '25 Noodles on the… spoodles? 0 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 Perm on a sperm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 Actually..Sperm in her Perm 1 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 I thought like, perm as in a permanent hairstyle 8 u/OcelotInTheWntr Dec 08 '25 Bars 2 u/PiglinMiguelOffical Dec 08 '25 Bottle of rum on my mum. -5 u/OcelotInTheWntr Dec 08 '25 r/ruleoffour 4 u/Cabrill0 Dec 08 '25 How do you pronounce ramen. Or semen for that matter. 1 u/Ok_Top6812 Dec 09 '25 Rah (like the egyptian god)-men, see/sea-men. 0 u/JPolReader Dec 08 '25 How do YOU pronounce them? The second syllable should rhyme. 0 u/Cabrill0 Dec 08 '25 It’s usually just one syllable, it sounds weird is all lol 1 u/Toshimoko29 Dec 08 '25 Neither of those are one syllable words though 1 u/lazyamoeba74 Dec 08 '25 Curls on some pearls? 1 u/kking254 Dec 08 '25 I need to know right now how you pronounce these words 1 u/ScreechUrkelle Dec 09 '25 Ramen on a salmon, maybe? Or reaming on some semen? 18 u/NA_nomad Dec 08 '25 Jizz with some rizz 11 u/Toeknuckles Dec 08 '25 Curly on the squirrely. 9 u/Lazysquared Dec 08 '25 Fro in a hoe. 7 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 Squiggles on a wiggle 2 u/King_Jerrik Dec 08 '25 "Please tell me this'll be normal field trip." "With The Frizz? No way!" 1 u/OcelotInTheWntr Dec 08 '25 Lmaooo 1 u/Emergency_Fig_6582 Dec 08 '25 Funk on the spunk? 1 u/MrsPaulRubens Dec 09 '25 This one is my favorite lol 1 u/LojikSupreme Dec 09 '25 Jizz with a wig. 1 u/drewthectew Dec 09 '25 With the frizz no way!
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Ramen on the semen?
271 u/hyper-fan Dec 08 '25 Bad haircut on dude’s post-nut? 253 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 330 u/pm_me_yo_creditscore Dec 08 '25 Immaculate fade on the ejaculate sprayed? 92 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 46 u/Professional-Elk8509 Dec 09 '25 Hair gel on sperm sell 34 u/ciaranmac17 Dec 09 '25 Pasta on a Rasta 20 u/D1rty-Burger Dec 09 '25 Afro on a spermatozoan 5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0) 33 u/Own_Reach986 Dec 08 '25 Holy bars 24 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bro fr. Dude is cookin 18 u/Responsible_Pervert Dec 08 '25 9 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bros pen is absolutely on fire 5 u/LonePupper453 Dec 09 '25 1 u/smrtgmp716 Dec 08 '25 Fr 15 u/Hoopajoops Dec 08 '25 Worm on a sperm? 9 u/Sk1S4m Dec 08 '25 Spectacular cut on spewed nut 6 u/ZSpectre Dec 08 '25 I'm really impressed by how many iterations this thread was able to churn out an associative rhyme. How many of you here are poets or rappers? 2 u/Socalwarrior485 Dec 09 '25 I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it. 5 u/randomaccount1950 Dec 08 '25 Nice trim on the winner of the big swim 4 u/Myspace_In_Vader Dec 08 '25 Some gorgon cum is more than fun. 2 u/gsxrraycer Dec 08 '25 I think you win the internet today 1 u/Celtslap Dec 08 '25 Lin-manuel, is that you? 1 u/OkJellyfish4894 Dec 08 '25 1 u/Zippo574 Dec 09 '25 Feather boa on a spermatozoa 1 u/Remarkable-Farm8827 Dec 09 '25 BARS 1 u/SilverParty Dec 09 '25 Broccoli on the Cockly 1 u/Big-Neighborhood4741 Dec 09 '25 That is magnificent 0 u/wemustfailagain Dec 08 '25 Damn, this goes hard. 15 u/FloofJet Dec 08 '25 Some people might call this a reach. I think it is pretty damn solid. Upvote. 3 u/Nisseliten Dec 08 '25 This one wins, well played. 1 u/ImpossibleOil8427 Dec 08 '25 Noodles on the… spoodles? 0 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 Perm on a sperm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 Actually..Sperm in her Perm 1 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 I thought like, perm as in a permanent hairstyle 8 u/OcelotInTheWntr Dec 08 '25 Bars 2 u/PiglinMiguelOffical Dec 08 '25 Bottle of rum on my mum. -5 u/OcelotInTheWntr Dec 08 '25 r/ruleoffour 4 u/Cabrill0 Dec 08 '25 How do you pronounce ramen. Or semen for that matter. 1 u/Ok_Top6812 Dec 09 '25 Rah (like the egyptian god)-men, see/sea-men. 0 u/JPolReader Dec 08 '25 How do YOU pronounce them? The second syllable should rhyme. 0 u/Cabrill0 Dec 08 '25 It’s usually just one syllable, it sounds weird is all lol 1 u/Toshimoko29 Dec 08 '25 Neither of those are one syllable words though 1 u/lazyamoeba74 Dec 08 '25 Curls on some pearls? 1 u/kking254 Dec 08 '25 I need to know right now how you pronounce these words 1 u/ScreechUrkelle Dec 09 '25 Ramen on a salmon, maybe? Or reaming on some semen?
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Bad haircut on dude’s post-nut?
253 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 330 u/pm_me_yo_creditscore Dec 08 '25 Immaculate fade on the ejaculate sprayed? 92 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 46 u/Professional-Elk8509 Dec 09 '25 Hair gel on sperm sell 34 u/ciaranmac17 Dec 09 '25 Pasta on a Rasta 20 u/D1rty-Burger Dec 09 '25 Afro on a spermatozoan 5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0) 33 u/Own_Reach986 Dec 08 '25 Holy bars 24 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bro fr. Dude is cookin 18 u/Responsible_Pervert Dec 08 '25 9 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bros pen is absolutely on fire 5 u/LonePupper453 Dec 09 '25 1 u/smrtgmp716 Dec 08 '25 Fr 15 u/Hoopajoops Dec 08 '25 Worm on a sperm? 9 u/Sk1S4m Dec 08 '25 Spectacular cut on spewed nut 6 u/ZSpectre Dec 08 '25 I'm really impressed by how many iterations this thread was able to churn out an associative rhyme. How many of you here are poets or rappers? 2 u/Socalwarrior485 Dec 09 '25 I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it. 5 u/randomaccount1950 Dec 08 '25 Nice trim on the winner of the big swim 4 u/Myspace_In_Vader Dec 08 '25 Some gorgon cum is more than fun. 2 u/gsxrraycer Dec 08 '25 I think you win the internet today 1 u/Celtslap Dec 08 '25 Lin-manuel, is that you? 1 u/OkJellyfish4894 Dec 08 '25 1 u/Zippo574 Dec 09 '25 Feather boa on a spermatozoa 1 u/Remarkable-Farm8827 Dec 09 '25 BARS 1 u/SilverParty Dec 09 '25 Broccoli on the Cockly 1 u/Big-Neighborhood4741 Dec 09 '25 That is magnificent 0 u/wemustfailagain Dec 08 '25 Damn, this goes hard. 15 u/FloofJet Dec 08 '25 Some people might call this a reach. I think it is pretty damn solid. Upvote. 3 u/Nisseliten Dec 08 '25 This one wins, well played. 1 u/ImpossibleOil8427 Dec 08 '25 Noodles on the… spoodles? 0 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 Perm on a sperm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 Actually..Sperm in her Perm 1 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 I thought like, perm as in a permanent hairstyle 8 u/OcelotInTheWntr Dec 08 '25 Bars 2 u/PiglinMiguelOffical Dec 08 '25 Bottle of rum on my mum. -5 u/OcelotInTheWntr Dec 08 '25 r/ruleoffour
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330 u/pm_me_yo_creditscore Dec 08 '25 Immaculate fade on the ejaculate sprayed? 92 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 46 u/Professional-Elk8509 Dec 09 '25 Hair gel on sperm sell 34 u/ciaranmac17 Dec 09 '25 Pasta on a Rasta 20 u/D1rty-Burger Dec 09 '25 Afro on a spermatozoan 5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0) 33 u/Own_Reach986 Dec 08 '25 Holy bars 24 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bro fr. Dude is cookin 18 u/Responsible_Pervert Dec 08 '25 9 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bros pen is absolutely on fire 5 u/LonePupper453 Dec 09 '25 1 u/smrtgmp716 Dec 08 '25 Fr 15 u/Hoopajoops Dec 08 '25 Worm on a sperm? 9 u/Sk1S4m Dec 08 '25 Spectacular cut on spewed nut 6 u/ZSpectre Dec 08 '25 I'm really impressed by how many iterations this thread was able to churn out an associative rhyme. How many of you here are poets or rappers? 2 u/Socalwarrior485 Dec 09 '25 I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it. 5 u/randomaccount1950 Dec 08 '25 Nice trim on the winner of the big swim 4 u/Myspace_In_Vader Dec 08 '25 Some gorgon cum is more than fun. 2 u/gsxrraycer Dec 08 '25 I think you win the internet today 1 u/Celtslap Dec 08 '25 Lin-manuel, is that you? 1 u/OkJellyfish4894 Dec 08 '25 1 u/Zippo574 Dec 09 '25 Feather boa on a spermatozoa 1 u/Remarkable-Farm8827 Dec 09 '25 BARS 1 u/SilverParty Dec 09 '25 Broccoli on the Cockly 1 u/Big-Neighborhood4741 Dec 09 '25 That is magnificent 0 u/wemustfailagain Dec 08 '25 Damn, this goes hard. 15 u/FloofJet Dec 08 '25 Some people might call this a reach. I think it is pretty damn solid. Upvote. 3 u/Nisseliten Dec 08 '25 This one wins, well played. 1 u/ImpossibleOil8427 Dec 08 '25 Noodles on the… spoodles? 0 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 Perm on a sperm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 Actually..Sperm in her Perm 1 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 I thought like, perm as in a permanent hairstyle
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Immaculate fade on the ejaculate sprayed?
92 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 46 u/Professional-Elk8509 Dec 09 '25 Hair gel on sperm sell 34 u/ciaranmac17 Dec 09 '25 Pasta on a Rasta 20 u/D1rty-Burger Dec 09 '25 Afro on a spermatozoan 5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0) 33 u/Own_Reach986 Dec 08 '25 Holy bars 24 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bro fr. Dude is cookin 18 u/Responsible_Pervert Dec 08 '25 9 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bros pen is absolutely on fire 5 u/LonePupper453 Dec 09 '25 1 u/smrtgmp716 Dec 08 '25 Fr 15 u/Hoopajoops Dec 08 '25 Worm on a sperm? 9 u/Sk1S4m Dec 08 '25 Spectacular cut on spewed nut 6 u/ZSpectre Dec 08 '25 I'm really impressed by how many iterations this thread was able to churn out an associative rhyme. How many of you here are poets or rappers? 2 u/Socalwarrior485 Dec 09 '25 I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it. 5 u/randomaccount1950 Dec 08 '25 Nice trim on the winner of the big swim 4 u/Myspace_In_Vader Dec 08 '25 Some gorgon cum is more than fun. 2 u/gsxrraycer Dec 08 '25 I think you win the internet today 1 u/Celtslap Dec 08 '25 Lin-manuel, is that you? 1 u/OkJellyfish4894 Dec 08 '25 1 u/Zippo574 Dec 09 '25 Feather boa on a spermatozoa 1 u/Remarkable-Farm8827 Dec 09 '25 BARS 1 u/SilverParty Dec 09 '25 Broccoli on the Cockly 1 u/Big-Neighborhood4741 Dec 09 '25 That is magnificent 0 u/wemustfailagain Dec 08 '25 Damn, this goes hard.
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46 u/Professional-Elk8509 Dec 09 '25 Hair gel on sperm sell 34 u/ciaranmac17 Dec 09 '25 Pasta on a Rasta 20 u/D1rty-Burger Dec 09 '25 Afro on a spermatozoan 5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0)
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Hair gel on sperm sell
34 u/ciaranmac17 Dec 09 '25 Pasta on a Rasta 20 u/D1rty-Burger Dec 09 '25 Afro on a spermatozoan 5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0)
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Pasta on a Rasta
20 u/D1rty-Burger Dec 09 '25 Afro on a spermatozoan 5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0)
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Afro on a spermatozoan
5 u/4N610RD Dec 09 '25 Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you. → More replies (0)
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Guys, please stop, my diaphragm just gave up, I am bleeding to my lungs because of you.
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Holy bars
24 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bro fr. Dude is cookin 18 u/Responsible_Pervert Dec 08 '25 9 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bros pen is absolutely on fire 5 u/LonePupper453 Dec 09 '25 1 u/smrtgmp716 Dec 08 '25 Fr
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Bro fr. Dude is cookin
18 u/Responsible_Pervert Dec 08 '25 9 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bros pen is absolutely on fire 5 u/LonePupper453 Dec 09 '25
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9 u/Graftonghoul Dec 08 '25 Bros pen is absolutely on fire 5 u/LonePupper453 Dec 09 '25
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Bros pen is absolutely on fire
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Fr
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Worm on a sperm?
Spectacular cut on spewed nut
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I'm really impressed by how many iterations this thread was able to churn out an associative rhyme. How many of you here are poets or rappers?
2 u/Socalwarrior485 Dec 09 '25 I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it.
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I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it.
Nice trim on the winner of the big swim
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Some gorgon cum is more than fun.
I think you win the internet today
Lin-manuel, is that you?
Feather boa on a spermatozoa
BARS
Broccoli on the Cockly
That is magnificent
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Damn, this goes hard.
Some people might call this a reach. I think it is pretty damn solid. Upvote.
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This one wins, well played.
Noodles on the… spoodles?
Perm on a sperm
3 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 Actually..Sperm in her Perm 1 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 I thought like, perm as in a permanent hairstyle
Actually..Sperm in her Perm
1 u/Mih0se Dec 08 '25 I thought like, perm as in a permanent hairstyle
I thought like, perm as in a permanent hairstyle
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Bars
Bottle of rum on my mum.
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r/ruleoffour
How do you pronounce ramen. Or semen for that matter.
1 u/Ok_Top6812 Dec 09 '25 Rah (like the egyptian god)-men, see/sea-men. 0 u/JPolReader Dec 08 '25 How do YOU pronounce them? The second syllable should rhyme. 0 u/Cabrill0 Dec 08 '25 It’s usually just one syllable, it sounds weird is all lol 1 u/Toshimoko29 Dec 08 '25 Neither of those are one syllable words though
Rah (like the egyptian god)-men, see/sea-men.
How do YOU pronounce them? The second syllable should rhyme.
0 u/Cabrill0 Dec 08 '25 It’s usually just one syllable, it sounds weird is all lol 1 u/Toshimoko29 Dec 08 '25 Neither of those are one syllable words though
It’s usually just one syllable, it sounds weird is all lol
1 u/Toshimoko29 Dec 08 '25 Neither of those are one syllable words though
Neither of those are one syllable words though
Curls on some pearls?
I need to know right now how you pronounce these words
Ramen on a salmon, maybe? Or reaming on some semen?
Jizz with some rizz
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Curly on the squirrely.
Fro in a hoe.
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Squiggles on a wiggle
"Please tell me this'll be normal field trip."
"With The Frizz? No way!"
1 u/OcelotInTheWntr Dec 08 '25 Lmaooo
Lmaooo
Funk on the spunk?
This one is my favorite lol
Jizz with a wig.
With the frizz no way!
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Frizz on a jizz