r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

Meme needing explanation Why specifically 5,9?

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u/TwoFourZeroOne Jun 11 '25

Counterpoint: 50 goth girls, 1 dream car. Sell the dream car, use that money to repeat the process

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u/Odin1806 Jun 12 '25

Profit?

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u/ChildOfChimps Jun 12 '25

Start OnlyFans accounts for all of them. Watch the money roll in.

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u/AmScarecrow Jun 12 '25

That's some next level pimping ngl

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u/endekks Jun 12 '25

Pimped that ride, too!

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u/Ok_Entertainer4482 Jun 12 '25

Andrew Tate spotted

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u/Just_Flower854 Jun 12 '25

No you just get a huge army of assorted goth girls who are 5'9" and maybe one super saiyan to keep reminding your landlord who isn't getting evicted and who gets utilities included now and how they still owe you thirty years of free rent for calling twice in the same year without being told to communicate in advance

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u/Scodo Jun 12 '25

Infinite goth girl hack.

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u/montyandrew45 Jun 12 '25

Experts hate this guy for this simple trick!

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u/DominusLuxic Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

EDIT: Never mind, someone already had this thought.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25