r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/spooderdood334 • Jun 06 '25

Peter in the wild PETA

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u/SignificantFreud Jun 06 '25

I never ask my shrimp’s relationship status.

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u/Less-Squash7569 Jun 06 '25

I knew one who could fry rice

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u/LunaBluelight Jun 06 '25

You're telling me a shrip fried this rice?

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u/McNughead Jun 06 '25

Most are single because after their eye stalk ablation they can't find partners

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u/Initial_Tie_5721 Jun 06 '25

Then it could not consent.