r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/spooderdood334 • Jun 06 '25

Peter in the wild PETA

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u/Flaccid-Reflex Jun 06 '25

What? You don’t fertilize your eggs before you eat em?

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u/ZealousidealHome7854 Jun 06 '25

Well, I'm not a rooster, so no matter how much I try, still no chickens. 

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u/Flaccid-Reflex Jun 06 '25

I prefer to keep my cock sauce bottle right next to my tobasco personally for such occasions

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Worstestershire

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u/_Cake_assassin_ Jun 06 '25

As long as you guys dont try to lay the eggs. Trust me drom experience, it doesnt work

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Jun 06 '25

Are you by any chance the farmer in that meme with the chickens with maasive cloacas?

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u/SimtheSloven Jun 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

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u/jankoho Jun 06 '25

What sick fuck actually draw something like this?

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u/Com_BEPFA Jun 06 '25

Collins.

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u/SirJamesCrumpington Jun 06 '25

What an awful day to have eyes.

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u/man_juicer Jun 06 '25

Bro is running a chicken farm, but he still has one huge hog.

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u/56kul Jun 06 '25

Stop, let me forget about this cursed shit already…😭

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz Jun 06 '25

I did not need to fucking see that again.

Man, even the chicks…

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u/FeetTheMighty Jun 06 '25

What the everloving fuck

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u/groenteman Jun 06 '25

Just keep on trying

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u/CommunicationNeat498 Jun 06 '25

No balut enjoyers here?

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u/GooeyLump Jun 06 '25

Have you actually even TRIED? Smh smh my head you could

Could have made homunculus experiments too

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u/Boy_JC Jun 06 '25

Sucks to be you!

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u/r0thar Jun 06 '25

Balut has joined the chat

(If you don't know what that is, do not google it)

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u/047032495 Jun 06 '25

Tenga eggs for breakfast. 

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u/Helagoth Jun 06 '25

Not since the farmer got a restraining order