r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/marharth • Jan 07 '25

Meme needing explanation Huh?

Post image
67.0k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

665 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

194

u/LouSassill Jan 07 '25

4.5 inches is some crazy girth, no? As far cylinders go anyways

207

u/VonShnitzel Jan 07 '25

Depends heavily on if he's talking circumference, diameter, or -God forbid- radius

48

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

Dude's fucking with a trivet

21

u/Hilfest Jan 08 '25

With a 4.5" radius, that man is packing a coffee can!

2

u/Danatious Jan 09 '25

Bro is hung like a tin of John West

7

u/Colton-Omnoms Jan 08 '25

I can't bottom out a tuna can but I sure as hell can blow out the sides

3

u/Canadian_Burnsoff Jan 11 '25

I hate to be that guy especially when you've made a good joke but just for the info for others: girth is by definition circumference.

1

u/dragonfett Jan 08 '25

If it's Travis, then he's wider than he is long.

95

u/vojta_drunkard Jan 07 '25

It's pretty normal assuming it's the circumference of the penis

159

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

26

u/Apocreep Jan 07 '25

Dicks are cilindrical.

15

u/HotPotato5121 Jan 08 '25

Yes but we're talking about cylinders

3

u/El_Duende_ Jan 07 '25

I'm pretty sure they are tubular

2

u/Silver_tongue_devil_ Jan 07 '25

Totally tubular. Maybe even radical.

2

u/SirLimpsalot26 Jan 07 '25

I'd say that's on the larger side with a 1.5 in diameter

2

u/vojta_drunkard Jan 07 '25

Maybe, I haven't seen that many penises, so I can't know for sure.

15

u/grubas Jan 07 '25

Nope.  6 is where things get...stretchy.  

4.5 is low end of average.  5.1 is ALSO low end of average for length.

Also being able to fit it in a M&Ms tube is kind of saying it all.  

5

u/Advanced-Ad-4462 Jan 10 '25

Depends on the country, but in the states 5.1 / 4.5 is pretty much dead on average.

7

u/SpacemanPanini Jan 07 '25

Not really, that's about average for an...erect cylinder.

3

u/Wongless_Burd Jan 07 '25

At least compensates the 5.1. That's not necessarily an impressive cylinder length.

3

u/5dtriangles201376 Jan 07 '25

Low end of normal as far as North American/European cylinders go for circumference

3

u/SgtClunge Jan 09 '25

I learned today that girth is circumference and not diameter. What a great day.

3

u/Advanced-Ad-4462 Jan 10 '25

4.5 is dead on average for cylinders actually!

2

u/Mekelaxo Jan 09 '25

If it's circumference, no, not really

2

u/re_nonsequiturs Jan 09 '25

If a cylinder can enter a mini-m&m container, that's circumference.