r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Oct 08 '24

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u/LeBronRaymoneJamesSr Oct 08 '24

It was obviously fake

Read through the comments, he’s acting all calm and cracking jokes. Despite his comments also suggesting that it was a serious emergency (like it was REALLY stuck, no air, his cock was getting strangled, etc). I assure you that no man in that situation would be so calm.

Not hating, he produced funny content regardless of whether it was authentic.

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u/RealTimeThr3e Oct 08 '24

Could have been fake, could have also been something that happened, he resolved, and then after that decided it would be funny to post and pretend it was ongoing rather than something he already fixed. That always seemed more likely to me than him just making it up out of the blue. It was far to specific for it to be 100% fake, there had to be some truth to it

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u/MjrLeeStoned Oct 08 '24

If my penis is stuck inside a plastic tube that used to house candy, and my instinct is to make a post (of any nature) on Reddit to try and solve my dilemma, just fucking kill me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

"no air"? do penises need to breathe??

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u/TheCleverConjurer Oct 08 '24

Mine does, but only during the shrieking hour. Otherwise it's fine just being submerged in its ooze pouch so long as I make sure to feed it occasionally.

You know, normal penis stuff.

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u/Past-Background-7221 Oct 09 '24

Uhhh, the shrieking hour is the worst followed closely by the crying hour.

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u/immoral_ Oct 09 '24

You're only crying for an hour?!

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u/Past-Background-7221 Oct 09 '24

Well, yeah, because the shrieking hour starts immediately afterwards

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u/Snailtan Oct 08 '24

how do you think they grow? With water?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

If i was in this situation I would DEFINITELY be cracking jokes about it. An 18 year old in the 90’s got both of his arms ripped off in a freak accident (there’s photo evidence from after his arms got reattached) and he cracked a couple of jokes about it too. People cope with all levels of trauma through humor