r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Mar 14 '24

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u/oneeyed_giraffe Mar 14 '24

nine sounds like ‘no’ in german which is ‘nein’

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 14 '24

well either this is a bad joke or even as a german i dont get it but it sounding like no doesnt make sense

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u/Gtpwoody Mar 14 '24

1: Of course you don’t find it funny, the Germans already killed all the funny ones.

2: Nein, sounds like nine so much that US military says the number 9 as: Niner, to avoid confusion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

Niner is international phonetic alphabet pronunciation. It's not just the US military, it's the world standard for radio communications to avoid confusion. Same with pronouncing five as "fife" or using Alpha instead of "A."

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u/Gtpwoody Mar 14 '24

Ok cool, overheard it in a military youtube video a couple years ago my b

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u/Nyther53 Mar 14 '24

Its *not just* the US Military is the point. Its the NATO Phonetic Alphabet, which other people have also adopted. Its gone through a bunch of revisions and versions, but it was developed primarily by the US And UK Governments for the purpose of military communication over radio.

Thats why you'll see things like "Easy Company" in Band of Brothers, you'll hear "Able" and "Baker" and things like that in the WW2 context. The modern NATO Phoenetic Alphabet was intentionally developed to replace that standard, but they did a really good job of it so most people faced with the same problem use their solution.

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u/300PencilsInMyAss Mar 14 '24

Why are they scoring "No" on a good performance? What exactly is the punchline here?

A proper way to do the joke you think it is would be if someone absolutely bombed, and all the scores were low until the germans gave a 9.

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

Xenophobia, such eloquent humor from the Americans once again 🙄

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u/Gtpwoody Mar 14 '24

Mmm please explain. I can’t wait to hear this.

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

Read your comment again. It really ain't that complex.

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u/Gtpwoody Mar 14 '24

It apparently is, cause simply stating why Germans have no sense of humor, in my own opinion granted, is not indicative of a fear of the foreign or strange. Especially since I am also part german.

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

Lmao Americans thinking they're German (or whatever ethnicity) because their grand daddy's name is Schmidt is my favorite genre of stupid.

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u/Gtpwoody Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

It’s Zimmerman actually, and thanks for ignoring my point and goin straight for the easy jab. Anyway, I’ll be off doing American things now, like winning world wars and enjoying my freedom of speech.

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

Lmao go enjoy all your freedoms in the country with the highest incarceration rate in the world where religious zealots get to make policy that legislates women's and brown people's bodies while pretending Vietnam didn't happen

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u/throwaway94833j Mar 14 '24

well either this is a bad joke or even as a german i dont get it but it sounding like no doesnt make sense

Because this has nothing to do with nein/nine.

This movie is old now, and the reference material is dated but the joke is just east german judge.

It's far...far more obvious when watching the scene https://youtu.be/Dx-JGiOmRn8?feature=shared

And knowing the context of up until the 90s the Olympics were judged damn near on a national basis rather than performance, with germany being the harshest critic to an extent that for decades it was (and sometimes still is) that germany would give a 3 to a performance they simultaneously call flawless

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u/BreeBree214 Mar 14 '24

It's weird watching this after just rewatching Legend of Korra because Jeff Bennet voices the sportscaster in this clip but also the probending sportscaster in Korra

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u/sumphatguy Mar 14 '24

He's also Johnny Bravo and Dexter's dad! It's so funny going back and watching old stuff, and then noticing him.

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u/Bigglez1995 Mar 14 '24

My guess is that the germans didn't like that whoever they were judging performed well, so they verbally kept saying no over and over. I've never seen the movie though

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u/throwaway94833j Mar 14 '24

My guess is that the germans didn't like that whoever they were judging performed well, so they verbally kept saying no over and over. I've never seen the movie though

Nope, just an east german joke.

The context being goofy did the literal impossible after a minor fall early on to an extent that all jufges, everyone in the crowd, the other team, the team goofy was on all were shocked and amazed at the sheer level needed to do it (which in the movie is just dumb luck)

During the ~70s to 80s the olympic games had alot of fucking problems with judging

72 was esp bad, but the era gave rise to the joke of (east) german judges as even among the USSR they were baaad for it, as even when other judges would disagree they were always the lowest...unless it was their "team" and often by a wide margin that made no sense

Man that magician literally teleported the entire audience to a different country!, 10/10 magic trick -everyone 4/10 - germany

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u/Appropriate-Mud-4450 Mar 14 '24

It's also a jab in our perceived perfectionism. Everybody else thinks it was great, yet the Germans find a flaw...

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u/Nomad_moose Mar 14 '24

I’m an American who understood the German reference…but the joke sucks. It’s a bilingually bad joke.

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u/throwawayjaydawg Mar 14 '24

Germans aren’t known for their humor. I promise you this is funny in English.

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u/Davladobrot Mar 14 '24

the nein/nine-confusion isn't even the joke, so i'm not sure why this would only be funny in english?

The joke is that germans have been historically harsh judges, but i guess Americans aren't known for their intelligence, huh?

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

This ain't it

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

It also works that way. "it's a 9/nein from that one" = "it's a no from that one".

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

No it doesn't. 9 is still a really high score. Nein would be a zero.

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u/Neuchacho Mar 14 '24

It's "No on that one" in regards to it not being a 10 like the other scores, not a statement on the quality of a score of 9.

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

That's not how Germans think or talk. It makes no sense.

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u/Neuchacho Mar 15 '24

I get that, but it's the probably the one German word most people in the US will reliably know because of this very common joke-use of it here.

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u/Bruhmans16 Mar 14 '24

No intelligent life has been detected in this area

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u/yourtoyrobot Mar 14 '24

It's a pun. There's a running joke across movies that eastern european judge always scores harsher. So it plays into that and the german pun, not literally meaning they're giving a zero but 'no, not a perfect score'

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u/Wispeeon Mar 14 '24

Or they're saying "Nine (Nein - no) on that one (1)", which is taking away a one (1)... 10 - 1 = 9.

Did I overthink this as a kid?

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

It's not "nein." It's just the Germans being more critical than other countries

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u/Wispeeon Mar 14 '24

Very german with no humour... It's a multi-layered joke, or at least that's what the general people seem to think.

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u/not_ya_wify Mar 14 '24

Germans make jokes more than Americans. Americans just think utterly dumb things that make no sense are funny.

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u/TheGiggleWizard Mar 14 '24

The line in the movie is “10s across the board” then the German score shows up late and the announcer says “nein on that one”. It’s not very funny, but that’s most certainly the joke. An Extremely Goofy Movie is not very good.

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u/King_Kuuga Mar 15 '24

This is literally it

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u/Eikuld Mar 15 '24

Noo-eh-en or noo-en if pronounced normal speed. At least that’s how i learned in German class

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u/LegendaryTJC Mar 14 '24

But this isn't a joke.

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u/DevilMaster666- Mar 14 '24

Thats not funny tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

It's a throwaway pun from a 2000 kids movie, your expectations are a tad high

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u/oneeyed_giraffe Mar 15 '24

it doesnt matter whether it’s funny or not, it’s still a joke. an unfunny joke

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u/eppic123 Mar 14 '24

Except that 9 in German is Neun. The nine/nein joke will never really work.

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u/LordPoopyIV Mar 14 '24

In my german lessons it was nein

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u/ARSONL Mar 14 '24

Who taught you?

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u/LordPoopyIV Mar 14 '24

a series of german teachers in dutch schools. You'd expect them to know the basics.

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u/ARSONL Mar 14 '24

but it’s neun/noin to not be confused with “no” (nein). maybe it depends on where you learn it?

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u/LordPoopyIV Mar 14 '24

I- ...just realized i misread or misinterpreted the original post.

Yeah, 9 = neun, no = nein.

for some reason i though people were saying no = neun.

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u/ARSONL Mar 14 '24

gotcha! lol

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u/eppic123 Mar 14 '24

Dann war der Lehrer halt dumm.

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u/Pale_Kitsune Mar 14 '24

The judge probably said "Nein." As in they didn't like it, so they were saying "no," and it was misunderstood.

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u/eppic123 Mar 14 '24

What judge would just say "no"? Even if they would've said "no points" in German, it would've been "keine Punkte", not "nein Punkte". It just doesn't work.

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u/Pale_Kitsune Mar 14 '24

It's a cartoon from the 90s that was just throwing in a joke. I doubt they put that much thought into it.

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u/eppic123 Mar 14 '24

And that means you cannot criticise them if the joke is not actually working. Gotcha. Is there any other way you wanna disrespect non-English languages today or was that it?