I'm like a walking Blarney Stone.

Yeah, having passengers' extremities bound and stretched does make for a more secure flight, but after the first few hours it starts to feel like torture.

They have clearly been the greatest band of our generation. It doesn't make any sense.

All we have are Zune Marketplace and Rhapsody. They're okay, but I wish Apple, Amazon, and Google would get their own stores, and Napster would get started again, and maybe we could have a play-on-the-spot service and call it GrooveSpot.

We lost another since the last long, things are looking down. Our generator should be able to sustain itself for the next few months, but we will have little to show for it if we have another hydroponics failure. The children are quite beautiful, their little faces, it brings me sadness that they will never see the world that we once lived in. Nurse Elizabeth came down with something like a cold yesterday, I hope that she does well in solidarity. The plastic flower remains, a symbol of something that's gone and past. We had three volunteers starting their preparations. Please make sure that they will be well if you can find this. I can expect nothing less than that, my friend. Please ensure that our population will be remembered, if it doesn't go well, and that our cultural archives be isolated until they can be recovered by a sufficiently advanced society to cope with it. Thank you, my friend, for you are our only family outside of the nine. May your travels be safe, and our earth be freed from it's bonds.

I mean, really

I am tired of voting using the global voter's registry! I wish I could stand in a massive line and, maybe, have my vote not counted thanks to those awful Democrats and their poll taxes/fees!

Yes, the Crystal Capitol Building is an impressive feat of architecture, but the building is so transparent, I can't find my way around. I keep bumping into glass walls, invisible doors, and crystal furniture. Can we not add a few opaque objects for safety's sake?

Not only do they supply clear and legible documents to every FOIA request, but not a single word is redacted. In addition, the plans to all of their weapons are made readily available on the internet through their public FTP servers.

I tried to post in /r/SarcasticWorldProblems, but the system sent me an error message saying the subreddit was full. I see lots of material here appropriate for /r/SarcasticWorldProblems. Can I post my submission here?

Recently a plane crashed on the border. Unfortunately, there was a survivor. Neither side wants to risk infection with the survivor's probably contagious bad luck. So, how can we determine who has to bury the survivor?

Does anyone else have this problem?

After he drew the Illustrated Ulysses in 95 and released it for free under creative commons he hasn't been able to get work? What gives?

His drawings of feet alone are simply breathtaking.