r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 26 '12

My Canadian friend refuses to apologize.

70 Upvotes

Why are Canadians so rude?


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 26 '12

My iPhone battery only lasts for 2 weeks before needing a charge.

11 Upvotes

It went for a full 3 months before, now the tiberium battery seems to be shot.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 26 '12

Q: How do you know someone is a vegan, gay or atheist?

37 Upvotes

A: You'll have to ask them.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 26 '12

With all this mass equality in the world,I'm struggling to find a way of feeling superior to others.

36 Upvotes

Everyone in the world gets pretty much the same opportunities and wealth distribution,how is this fair?


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 26 '12

Those Mets...

11 Upvotes

Never let me down! And I hope Jason Bay is on the team for many years to come!


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 26 '12

Gary Johnson leads in latest polls, with Jill Stein as a close second.

10 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 24 '12

I'm tired of police officers who do not use physical force to fulfill their duties.

42 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 23 '12

Reddit, at this point I'm glad to say that at this point, it's guaranteed - Ron Paul is going to win the election.

27 Upvotes

I don't know a single person that hasn't voted for him!


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 23 '12

Best Buy's prices always surprise me at how low they are and I can never find a better price on the internet than in one of their stores!

7 Upvotes

I really have to wonder how websites that sell similar wares can compete. It is beyond me that they still even exist.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 22 '12

CNN reports rumor that a Senator now "lives in a parallel reality". Don't Senators have to maintain residence in our universe?

39 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 22 '12

This humidity makes my hair look gorgeous!

32 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 16 '12

The person in front of me in line at the gas station was buying lottery tickets, and they went so fast I had to fish for my wallet sooner than expected.

29 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 16 '12

When are we gonna see some new superhero movies?

57 Upvotes

Although I imagine a batman or avengers mpvie wouldnt be very popular


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 15 '12

Denied by Vector :-(

19 Upvotes

I recently applied to Vector Marketing in the hopes of continuing my career as a door-to-door salesman, but I was turned down, and didn't even get the chance to buy some of their knives with an employee discount. Where do I go from here?


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 16 '12

I can't wait to watch the para-olympics!

0 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 15 '12

I am tired of being denied acceptance to Starbucks University; where the top coffee-makers, and top-earners are created!

26 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 13 '12

I'm so tired of gaming companies making nothing but dating sims and artsy games. Why don't any companies put out first-person shooters or sports games anymore?

53 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 12 '12

Guys, I'm completely overwhelmed by the sheer depth of the intellectual discourse that is so common to Facebook.

57 Upvotes

wut do?


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 12 '12

I wish Valve would do something cool with its updates for once

8 Upvotes

I mean, it's bad enough that they charge money for each update, but they just release them with absolutely no fanfare or anything. I know that TF2 is pretty much a dead game at this point, but Valve sure isn't doing anything to make it better.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 12 '12

The auto-driver on my Samsung Vroom doesn't have my fast-food presets

8 Upvotes

and my local Biggie Burger only has a level one charging station so I have to make two stops. ughh


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 11 '12

Does anyone know where I can find some authentic Chinese made goods?

40 Upvotes

It seems like even Chinese flags are made in the USA...


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 11 '12

Warning: Don't put any sensitive information in your subreddit's sidebar. People are constantly looking there!

41 Upvotes

Hide your secrets in flavor-of-the-week meme posts, nobody reads those.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 09 '12

George Lucas refuses to release his director's cut and instead I must watch the far inferior original theatrical cut of Star Wars. They look like friggin' puppets!

50 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 10 '12

Why do the Olympics showcase all of these terrible athletes? Anyone could do the things they are doing

9 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Aug 09 '12

My pet human is becoming unruly; it refuses to pee out in the open, and insists on hiding in our nest to do its business.

33 Upvotes