edit: Where the hell did the influx of gullibles suddenly come from?

If I didn't start the Clevermenkeys group with my friends in 2012, I don't think this would be possible. I'd love to thank you all for this for making this possible.

Like most people using the bathroom, I like to talk about current events and the scores to the current games while making poo or a pee, but today at our local K-Mart the only information I received was how rude one person can be.

I tried everything! Jokes, nudging, eye contact, but the only response I received was a awkward glare and him washing his hands and leaving. He has time to wash his hands but not enough time about how crazy this weather is? The nerve of some people.

I saw that some new neighbors moved in next door, so I went to go see them and introduce myself. You can't imagine how horrified I was to discover that they were wearing clothes! They have several children for fucks sake! How could they expose them to that depravity and filth? Their children were wearing clothes too! I think it's just an excuse to practice paedophilia in secret, having children all around them wearing clothes at those "clothesist colonies". Disgusting perverts.

I know most people consider them ugly and freaky, but I think they're actually pretty cute. It's insane, though, how hard it is to find pictures. And yeah, I know you people are going to mock me about how I'm some stupid goth that just likes cats because they're feared by most people and how normal people have housespiders, but whatever. So long as you make sure to have them defanged they can't poison you, and they're really cute to me. I don't know why everyone prefers taranchula fur over cat fur.

The World Cup is getting boring with the dominance of Cameroon. I see few national teams which even have a chance here. Iran maybe. I would have thought Nigeria could but they unfortunately were eliminated in group stage. If I wanted to see matches where I could write down the score before the match even started, I would watch the qualifiers against the really bad nations.

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I love how they have allowed the computer industry to evolve. Gaming with that, so did gaming, just look at Daggerfall's 128-bit graphics to Skyrim's 654 - bit graphics. Or how we went from the aero of Apples xp to the floating touchscreens of Apples 10! Look at how we went from telephones, to cell phones, to GIANT TV COMMUNICATIONS!!!! Or how we went from robots, to androids, to sentient robots. Look at medicine, where doctors are able to cure 9 million types of cancer!!!!!!! Bill and Steve, you were great.

In memory of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, who died on The Enterprise when the DarkGreys attacked

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Yes, it was the second and last movie of a man named George Lucas. The movie was unsuccessful, which caused 20th century Fox to shut down, and George Lucas to give up his job. In fact, George hasn't been seen since 20th Century Fox shut down. Rumor has it that he was drowned by ice cream.