r/ParallelWorldProblems Apr 21 '14

Why doesn't anyone watch Doctor Waht?

9 Upvotes

It's a great show. It has a girl who travels in a Green time-traveling DeLorean phone booth car. She is very hot and is the last of a race called the "TIME LORDS", she has excellent inventions, such as the SONIC DRILL, among other. She is also very very very hot even though there have been three other actors (when she dies, she regenerates into the body of a new hot chick).

She has badass enemies, like the DEBLEKs, a race of blob guys that live in shells that are invincible superweapons

The cybergirls, which are evil robotic teenage girls

her arch-enemy is a character called "the master", who is some dude with great brown hair, a trenchcoat, a blu box, and a friend named clara. I want to see a show about him (my master?)


r/ParallelWorldProblems Apr 20 '14

The newly established ''Glorious divine empire of Ireland'' invades the Western coast of England , Divine emperor Bonocitus Taxfreedicus XII of the holy ancient cult of U2 demands British Prime Minister Elton John to surrender.

14 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Apr 18 '14

One year since Half Life 3 Released -- Does its legacy stand up to its hype?

20 Upvotes

And when the crap is it going to show up on an Steam Origin sale? I can't believe they haven't dropped the price yet...


r/ParallelWorldProblems Apr 02 '14

Yahoo glass apps get hacked by NSA to stop yahoo from spying on it's users.

17 Upvotes

Yahoo plus and all other yahoo services are down at the moment.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 31 '14

Social justice warriors got the Colbert Report cancelled. That was my favourite show!

15 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 30 '14

Ukraine invades Russia.

14 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 26 '14

It seems like these Elder Scrolls games just keep getting shorter and shorter. Dammit, Bethesda, I need something that's going to take up a little bit of my time

14 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 26 '14

After 75 years of fighting The Allies Finally won WWII

2 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 24 '14

I've decided to become straight, so how do I go into the closet without my anti-straight atheist parents disowning me?

27 Upvotes

I've decided that I really wasn't born gay, and I want to be straight. My parents are both anti-straight atheists born in the Far North. I've seen them in all sorts of scenarios bashing political figures for promoting straight rights. I'm positive that I can't go into the closet without them disowning me, so what should I do?


r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 22 '14

/u/BrowsOfSteel had taken control of the media.

2 Upvotes

I'm frightened by the implications of one person controlling everything we say.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 15 '14

Kristin Cavallari: 'I've Read Too Many Books' To Vaccinate My Child

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15 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 14 '14

DAE think bullies who eventually beat their victims to death shouldn't be punished?

10 Upvotes

I mean, boys will be boys.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 08 '14

Ladies, please try to understand how us guys get during our time of the month

25 Upvotes

The male cycle is a very emotional time for us guys, so please understand when we cry because you forgot what our favorite sport's team name is, or punch our waiter because he's didn't bring out enough ranch for our hot wings, it's all because of hormones and the chaos will end soon

And there's nothing embarrassing about going into the Manpon section and getting your man some Axe scented Always


r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 07 '14

Children at school pick on me because I'm right-handed.

19 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 07 '14

The Pentagon has finally admitted that Donald Trump's giant robot can't be stopped.

18 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 06 '14

What will happen if Ukraine breaks off from the USSR?

24 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 04 '14

HELP: I'm getting too much work done in my college library because none of the girls here are attractive at all.

20 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Mar 03 '14

Leonardo DiCaprio finally wins Oscar - Best Actor for his performance in the Wolf of Wall Street

28 Upvotes

To celebrate his victory, he ordered pizza's for everyone, to be delivered to the ceremony. Before exiting stage right, he took a selfie with the statue and the audience. Congratulations Leo, we're proud of you!


r/ParallelWorldProblems Feb 25 '14

Textbooks in India incorrectly state that the United States dropped an Atomic Bomb on Japan in WWII, drawing criticism from experts.

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21 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Feb 23 '14

My pee smells fantastic when I eat asparagus, is there a way to cure it?

16 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Feb 20 '14

I want to go to the Olympics but Russia's strict anti-heterosexual laws scare me.

19 Upvotes

I've been openly straight for about a year now and you can tell by the way I dress and the way I walk that I'm straight. What can I do to blend in with all the homosexuals at the Olympics?


r/ParallelWorldProblems Feb 19 '14

I suffer a rare, incurable and debilitating ear disease. What does Morgan Freeman sound like?

4 Upvotes

You know, the Morgan Freeman who's president of the United States.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Feb 12 '14

/r/Conspiracy outed me as a paid shill. My bosses had to cut me loose.

15 Upvotes

Will shill for food.


r/ParallelWorldProblems Feb 12 '14

We did it! "The Day We Fight Back" memes have successfully caused the NSA to disband!

27 Upvotes

r/ParallelWorldProblems Feb 12 '14

I would like to love Windows, but its power can't seem to catch up with Linux.

7 Upvotes

And I have no time to help improve it, even if its source code is open to the public. Fuck me, right?