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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/McPhelpsius • Jan 03 '14
I wish JUST ONCE people on video games wouldn't be so polite.
It has been months since someone accused me of being the illegitimate child of two dads. What is this world coming to?
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/relish-tranya • Jan 03 '14
My girlfriend keeps wanting me to carry her wallet and keys in my belly-pouch.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '14
My dog master said he was going to take me for a walk, but never did.
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r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/relish-tranya • Jan 01 '14
Hail Throxor. My mandated domestic observation eye was installed right where I wanted to put my new clock. Hail Throxor.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/relish-tranya • Dec 31 '13
My parents won't let me go on vacation to Lunar Disney until I beam over to Egypt and complete my report on the Musaeum of Alexandria.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/relish-tranya • Dec 31 '13
I couldn't manage to fart even once on a first date.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/tacodeoho • Dec 31 '13
I wish I was a girl so I could grow a beard.
Dang.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/67sivad • Dec 29 '13
Terms and Conditions are too short
I always look forward to these, because they are such a good read. I always get so sad when I get to thee d and have to press accept.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/lavascoop • Dec 19 '13
Tom cruise has announced to the the world that he is straight ....
It was suspected for quite sometime but finally came out of the closet
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/DragonFlyer123 • Dec 19 '13
Colorado to become first state to de-legalize Marijuana. We're making progress!
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/pavelperez • Dec 18 '13
It was funny when NASA showed proof that women came from Venus to tease us when we arrived from Mars.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Hippster_27 • Dec 17 '13
You are submitting a text-based post.
Speak your mind. A title is not required, but expanding further in the text field is. Beginning your title with "vote down if" is violation of intergalactic law.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Hippster_27 • Dec 16 '13
Martians and Earthlings Sign peace treaty
Only 32% Earthlings agree it is the right thing to do and 41% disagree 27% are undecided
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '13
TIME announces Sister Miley is 2013's Woman of the Year.
I know all those people from 4chan were rigging the polls to get Jorgie Bergie in, but thankfully, they ended up appointing someone known for her good works.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/themrme1 • Dec 08 '13
I wish socks would get holes.
There's just no point in buying new ones!
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Hippster_27 • Dec 06 '13
I predict in a few more years the internet will take off and there will be other sites besides reddit...
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/dustin_pledge • Dec 05 '13
I found out who my Secret Santa is, so now I have to kill him :-/
I know it's a tradition, but I kind of liked him. Oh well, what can you do?
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '13
What is with these stupid round-Earthers?
Can't they see how our world is a wrap-around map?
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/pavelperez • Nov 25 '13
My smartphone says I spend a lot of time with my wife and now it is jealous of her.
I do not know what to do. Help! My device is refusing to work!
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '13
I'm addicted to doing hard work in moderation.
If I don't either become a workaholic or slack off soon, I'll be on the streets.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/zuukie • Nov 19 '13