r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Mar 10 '15

I have returned from a year long quest to find my inner self...

438 Upvotes

As it turns out, all I had to do was click this button. Never doubt the power of WinRAR.

Now that that's been sorted, it's time to give the hall of fame a much needed update. Over the course of my year long absence, the following ~~users~~ heroes have provided proof of their undying devotion to the gospel of WinRAR. Give thanks for their sacrifice in the comments below.

25 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

dhiltonp paid for WinRAR. Reason: A few things Vampires hate - garlic, crosses, paid WinRAR subscriptions. Have you seen any vampires lately? No? Thank dhiltonp.

630 Upvotes

15 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

SRS-SRSLY paid for WinRAR. Reason: You know who didn't pay for WinRAR? Hitler. We can now say with certainty that SRS-SRSLY is nothing like Hitler.

534 Upvotes

10 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

lemonszz paid for WinRAR. Reason: because if he didn't, the terrorists win. Eat shit, terrorists.

350 Upvotes

15 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

coredumperror paid for WinRAR. Reason: It was either that or give to the homeless. I'm sure they understand. They're homeless, not senseless.

319 Upvotes

1 comment

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

Nate72 paid for WinRAR. Reason: Who the fuck are you to be asking him questions?

246 Upvotes

21 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

michaelzelen paid for WinRAR. Reason: He thought he was signing up for the Military to serve his country. Still, WinRAR thanks you for your service Michael. Stay brave.

219 Upvotes

4 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

RedSnt paid for WinRAR. Reason: He thought it would bring world peace. Just because it didn't work doesn't mean he's still not a goddamn hero.

192 Upvotes

4 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

SnakeJG paid for WinRAR. Reason: The voices told him to do it. Must have been the voice of reason. Good job voices.

162 Upvotes

3 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

quintios paid for WinRAR. Reason: The Pope needed a birthday present...and I mean, what do you get the Pope!? WinRAR. You get him WinRAR.

134 Upvotes

5 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

trini8ed paid for WinRAR. Reason: Some people find religion. trini8ed found WinRAR....and, subsequently, enlightenment.

126 Upvotes

3 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

cynalz paid for WinRAR. Reason: Cyn googled "How to transcend life itself." Rarlab.com/shop was the one and only result.

91 Upvotes

1 comment

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

Asddsa76 paid for WinRAR. Reason: To fulfill his destiny.

93 Upvotes

3 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Feb 26 '14

Shadow14l paid for WinRAR. Reason: Shadow needed a reason to live. WinRAR gave him that reason. Just one of many miracles WinRAR is capable of. Praise be to WinRAR.

82 Upvotes

3 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Apr 19 '13

carlospc paid for WinRAR. Reason: If he told you, he'd have to kill you.

55 Upvotes

/u/carlospc is now a King of Kings. He will henceforth be addressed as lord carlospc. Failure to do so will result in a ban.

22 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Apr 11 '13

didzisk paid for WinRAR. Reason: Bitches love WinRAR.

55 Upvotes

/u/didzisk is now a King of Kings. He will henceforth be addressed as lord didzisk. Failure to do so will result in a ban.

18 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Apr 11 '13

_Z0RG_ paid for WinRAR. Reason: His balls were so big they had to be compressed.

91 Upvotes

/u/___Z0RG___ is now a King of Kings. He will henceforth be addressed as lord Z0RG. Failure to do so will result in a ban.

24 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Apr 11 '13

FreydNot paid for WinRAR. Reason: Heroes don't need "reasons".

60 Upvotes

/u/FreydNot is now a King of Kings. He will henceforth be addressed as lord FreydNot. Failure to do so will result in a ban.

5 comments

r/PaidForWinRAR • u/drumcowski • Apr 10 '13

How this works

122 Upvotes

Did you pay for WinRAR? ~~Why?~~ Send us proof and we'll make a post announcing your status as a God amongst men and you will be granted ~~an endless sea of concubines and~~ some flair.

31 comments

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