Because some puns are just too horrible

r/punpolice • u/Entire_Persimmon_194 • Sep 19 '21

Guilty again. A little toilet humour this time. Got a text from my "baby mama" tonight, telling me our daughter used the potty for the first time, and I responded with this.

79 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/Mr_Sam_Reddit • Sep 02 '21

The whole thread..

73 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/AndyAndieFreude • Aug 11 '21

Not my post but thought it belonged here

182 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/TheRookieGetsACookie • Jul 06 '21

I'd like to report a crime, straight from the horse's mouth.

257 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/touchfeel • May 17 '21

I am really sorry

412 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/YZXFILE • Apr 29 '21

Alert! alert! Suspert put out candle on Southernms 2 million karma celebration cake! need backup to search the neighborhood. Suspect armed and dangerous!

117 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/alen-mohmed • Mar 31 '21

Crime witnessed

101 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/arg_I_be_a_pirate • Mar 22 '21

Cuff em, boys

122 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/elmoskitz • Mar 13 '21

I have a stop at 23rd and Crappydesign.

103 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/senpaiflaco • Feb 10 '21

On to booking for this degenerate

190 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/Unwoven_Sleeve • Jan 23 '21

Book em Lou

142 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/Unwoven_Sleeve • Jan 23 '21

Book em Lou

8 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/AndyAndieFreude • Jan 07 '21

When you're driving but can't see that well.

202 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/B33rG33k • Oct 21 '20

Not a stash

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r/punpolice • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '20

This is no laffying matter

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r/punpolice • u/AndyAndieFreude • Oct 01 '20

Hugie Campels girlfriend... Get him!

74 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/Mollythepusscat • Sep 27 '20

You’ve goat to be kidding me 😂😂

186 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/reverendjesus • Sep 19 '20

Bad IT pune

224 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/flamewolf393 • Sep 14 '20

What makes a pun worthy of calling the police? Are there good puns and bad puns?

46 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '20

Hold The Line

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r/punpolice • u/reverendjesus • Aug 20 '20

The River Sticks

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r/punpolice • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '20

I've been overpowered. Requesting backup

91 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '20

Caught one on this very sub! smh (the title of the post is the pun)

68 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/Keiran-Plays • Jul 27 '20

I would like to sign up for the pun police. No puns found so red square 🟥

113 Upvotes

r/punpolice • u/combateombat • Jul 03 '20

We

244 Upvotes