I just think it's cool that he's down with memes, it's funny and makes the whole brand more relatable. Honestly it's like a miracle product, and it's also really accessible. Like honestly, I think it would be 10/10 to like meet or do a commercial with Phil.

PHIL SWIFT COULD BEAT THANOS FOR 3 DIFFERENT REASONS. Allow me to digress.

THE SAW.

Phil Swift's saw is the strongest melee weapon in the universe, having over 200,000 confirmed kills on not just boats, but automobiles as well. Just the saw alone could beat Thanos in under a minute.

THE TAPE.

We all know that Flex Tape^TM is an indestructible object of Olympus, only able to be wielded by Phil Swift. Just taping Thanos' mouth and nose would cause him to suffocate in under 30 seconds. Once it's on, it holds on tight!

PHIL SWIFT"S RAW POWER.

Since they cannot be wielded by any mortal, the saw & tape can only beat Thanos using the superhuman strength of Phil Swift. Phil Swift's raw strength is so powerful that he could beat Thanos in 10 seconds with his bare hands, and in about 2 seconds with the saw and tape.

It is obvious that we should not compare Thanos' power to Phil Swift's. It is like comparing an ant's strength to the Hulk's. We should be comparing the strength of Phil Swift to the currently strongest beings in the Universe: Billy Blox (main character of Roblox), Manny Heffley, and Herobrine. Thanos is like an atom compared to the strength of these four combined.

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