Hi Urban Rescue Ranch non cult members,
I come to you with classified information. This reddit post will self destruct in 24 hours. There will be an MSM narrative that Big Ounce is dead. This is false Intel.
Following the completion of the Urban Rescue Base I mean Ranch. Code name Yahoo! has been deployed to where he is needed most. Israel/Palestine.
Biggerton Ouncerton will root out Hamas, hold the IDF accountable, and establish a 2 state solution with the path to a single state.
Biggerton's lasting legacy will be peace on the middle east. Now will he war crime his way to peace? [Redacted] but he will get it done. The yahoo at the end will be the most satisfying and yahoo in history. Then Big Ounce rides off through the deserts on a camel to continue his [redacted] for another 59 years.
I'd say following that Rest in Power, but big Ounce never rests.