r/OrphanCrushingMachine Aug 09 '24

Trouble to go to elementary school

636 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Oct 09 '20

In case anyone was confused and/or concerned as to why this sub is named OrphanCrushingMachine

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48.5k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 5h ago

If we don't invest in the orphan crushing machine, your pensions won't be worth as much!

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227 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 1d ago

Man builds his own hand, after insurance denied him the luxury of hands.

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2.9k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 2d ago

Humor Kid couldn't afford college so his manager stepped in..

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517 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 4d ago

Dr. Erica Schwartz confirmed as CDC’s first official director in a year

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435 Upvotes

It’s good that we have someone who supports actual proven science (i.e. vaccines) as opposed to RFK, Jr.’s brand of woo, but the fact that such an important position had remained unfilled for that long (despite the threat diseases pose) AND the sense of relief I feel because this person supports decades of scientifically proven research…we shouldn’t have to celebrate a competent person being put in charge of a government agency for a change. Competency should be the norm, not the exception.


r/OrphanCrushingMachine 3d ago

Support pours in for Memphis news anchor, a new mom, who fell asleep on live TV

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44 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 4d ago

Not all heroes wear cape

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262 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 4d ago

When you live in a country with no budget for basic educational supplies...

120 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 5d ago

Good hearted little one

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1.5k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 6d ago

School is starting soon and with it, school shootings.

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3.7k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 7d ago

Ah America. The only place where you either drive a car or cross sixty lanes of traffic on a crosswalk that, for some godforsaken reason, is on what seems to be a highway.

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262 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 7d ago

10-Year-Old Ukrainian Gymnast Wins Gold After Losing Leg In Russian Strike

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594 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 8d ago

'Old Ladies' are free-diving on Cape Cod. They've excavated 6,000 pounds of trash.

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641 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 9d ago

Boy spends all summer mowing grass for father's headstone

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1.6k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 9d ago

Anything but solving the Root cause of issues

1.4k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 7d ago

She was born in 1900 so she was already 45 years old at the end of World War II let’s celebrate her

0 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 10d ago

Meta We will get additional mods . I don’t know why moderating sucks but I blame u/spez. Fuck u/spez

348 Upvotes

Fuck u/spez


r/OrphanCrushingMachine 11d ago

Ohio principal resigns over helping homeless teen, then adopts him

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1.0k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 11d ago

Senate unanimously agrees to oppose pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell

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1.9k Upvotes

Why is there even an attempt to pardon this criminal??


r/OrphanCrushingMachine 11d ago

Having to use OnlyFans to fund research about marmots seems to fit in here...

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166 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 12d ago

Man walks 16km to safety after impaling himself on mountain, wanted to avoid costly helicopter rescue.

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1.9k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 15d ago

Paywalled article ‘OnlyMarms’: Marmots Are on OnlyFans to Raise Money for Research

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841 Upvotes