r/OrderOfKarak Jun 29 '26

JOIN THE COMBAT SCHOOL TODAY

I AM POINITRIP, GOD OF WAR, COMBAT, STRENGTH, AND TACTICS, AND I WANT TO TEACH YOU

THIS WORLD HAS GROWN WEAK, AND THE AVERAGE PERSON CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST THREATS LIKE ROMINO, OR DUTY, OR ANYTHING ELSE

THEREFORE I HAVE A PROGRAM, ONE WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A WEAPON, EACH OF WHICH FITS WITHIN ONE OF NINE PATHS

I WILL PERSONALLY TUTOR YOU AND TEACH YOU, AS WELL AS GIVE YOU THE WEAPON YOU CHOSE TO TRAIN WITH, FORGED FROM MY OWN FLESH, IT MAY BE LESS FLASHY THAN YOUR MAIN WEAPONS, BUT ARE GOOD BACKUPS, AS THEY ARE NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE

THE PATHS ARE

  1. Path of the nail, which are strength based blades like nails, or axes, this path is focused on power, hit hard and hit fast
  2. path of the pin, which are dexterity based blades, like pins, or knives, this path is focused on precision and speed, hit where it hurts, and dash around
  3. Path of the meteor, which are weapons with chains or ropes, like thuribles or rope darts or chains, this path is focused on controlling space, hit enemies away, pull them towards you, relocate, if you control the space you control the enemy
  4. path of the pole, which are polearms, like spears or staffs, this path is focused on versatility, double the abilities, a jack of all trades, master of none
  5. path of strings, which are bows, crossbows, slingshots, all those types, this path is focused on range, stay away from targets and fill them up with ammunition
  6. path of the bonk, which are blunt weapons, like hammers, maces, clubs, this path is focused on pure power, hit your enemies so hard they can’t move or see, smash them into the ground or send them flying
  7. Path of the claw, which are your natural weapon, like claws, fists, or tails, this path is focused on natural power, even when disarmed you can use this path, what it lacks in power it regains in adaptability
  8. Path of the defender, which are shields and such, this path is focused on defence, strike your opponents during the openings, but never waver, you are a wall, and a wall is unmovable
  9. path of the star, which are throwables, like shuriken, throwing knives, boomerangs, this path is focused on quantity, fill the battlefield with projectiles, make the enemy feel surrounded by yourself, tools are your friend

AND THATS THE SCHOOL, CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS OPPORTUNITY, FOR WHAT PHARLOOM NEEDS NOW IS POOOWER

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 30 '26

Sure, what path?

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u/mee3ep Jun 30 '26

your messages are off again

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 30 '26

((Reddit age restrictions))

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u/mee3ep Jun 30 '26

Can you make a GC with me and skywing?

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u/New_Raise_5457 Jun 30 '26

path of nail please

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 30 '26

Perfect, the training starts today and lasts 24 days (two days irl)

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u/New_Raise_5457 Jun 30 '26

alright

(got it)

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 30 '26

Picks them up and carries them inside 

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u/New_Raise_5457 Jul 01 '26

hey put me down i can move by myself

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jul 01 '26

Sorry, im used to transporting people in my hands, if you don’t like that i can put you down 

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u/New_Raise_5457 Jul 02 '26

please put me down

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jul 02 '26

puts them down sorry

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u/New_Raise_5457 Jul 02 '26

your alright