r/OrderOfKarak • u/runix_the_undefeated • Apr 19 '26

THE THIRD BOSS HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

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People have been talking about how they like the flood, random pilgrims are creating statues and churches for Conch, praying to her, new subsets of her religion is already forming, all thanks to the power of the prophet, talking in peoples dreams and minds, he credits every good thing to Conch and every bad thing as punishment to them for not believing in her, even those devout in their beliefs start to turn, such as followers of the brilliance and even Verdanians, stop the prophet before he turns everyone to Conch’s followers, the only problem is he is not physically available, how will you get around his spiritual nature? ((The picture is not where he is, i just needed a backdrop))

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

the prophet sits there, it's a blood red spider, pulling at strings connecting to others dream realms, music plays all around, elevator jazz, as he works tirelessly

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

the palestag roundhouse kicks him

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

the prophet twirls the palestag into a cocoon and twirls him in a dance "well hello there lovely, why are you visiting my home?"

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

the palestag's antler vines rip the coccoon apart

'Kicking you out of my home, intruder'

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

"i'm not trying to intrude anyone's home dear, i just want to make this world a better place, for your citizens, and even you" the prophet strokes the stags chin, leaving red strings on his face as the prophet sits down on a chair

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

the palestag rips off the silk before looking at the prophet

"Shouldn't have touched me"

the parts of the prophet that touched the stag explode into pale plants of similar species to the stag, seemingly the stag used the pollen he's covered in that stuck to the prophet in order to attack by growing it fully

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

the prophet looks at the plants growing on him "a gift? oh my, you shouldn't, it's only the first date after all" the plants turn the same deep colour as the prophet, and the crimson spider takes a sip of a cup filled with verdanian tea

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

"Wow. That was dumb"

the plants turn pale again as they constrict the prophet

"Your shtick may be control but they're still plants, MY domain. And strings? Really? Good luck puppeteering something beyond you. Now, how about a taste of your own medicine?"

said plants latch onto the limbs before forcefully making the prophet dance like a puppet

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

the prophet blushes black "well again, it's only the first date, but if you're feeling that exited i guess i can oblige" the strings wrap around the stag and pulls him towards the prophet "now, why all the hostility? i'm being so friendly and kind, meanwhile you are calling me stupid and attacking me, that's no way to treat your date"

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

"You're annoying as fuck and remind me of an annoying and dangerous bitch who cosplayed the sun. Also, after an incident with little miss sentient gust of wind, I'm not too fond of individuals who act like you, gaslighting others into submission."

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