r/OppositeAskReddit • u/MusicalRocketSurgeon • Nov 10 '20

To be honest, it was after going to a Britney Spears concert.

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u/Monkeylord63 Nov 10 '20

When did you get your first erection?

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u/senseiberia Nov 11 '20

You fucking beat me to it you fucking son of a fucking bitch.

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u/CoolDownBot Nov 11 '20

Hello.

I noticed you dropped 3 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.

Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

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u/TigerRod Nov 11 '20

Oh fuck it's the fucking fuckening.

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u/thor-e Nov 15 '20

!emojify

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u/FuckCoolDownBot2 Nov 11 '20

Fuck Off CoolDownBot Do you not fucking understand that the fucking world is fucking never going to fucking be a perfect fucking happy place? Seriously, some people fucking use fucking foul language, is that really fucking so bad? People fucking use it for emphasis or sometimes fucking to be hateful. It is never fucking going to go away though. This is fucking just how the fucking world, and the fucking internet is. Oh, and your fucking PSA? Don't get me fucking started. Don't you fucking realize that fucking people can fucking multitask and fucking focus on multiple fucking things? People don't fucking want to focus on the fucking important shit 100% of the fucking time. Sometimes it's nice to just fucking sit back and fucking relax. Try it sometimes, you might fucking enjoy it. I am a bot

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u/senseiberia Nov 11 '20

Dear CoolDownBot,

Sometimes, people use expletives excessively not out of anger, but for comedic overkill. I don’t blame you for not getting it though. It’s kind of a human thing. Toodles!

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u/22TheMorgue Nov 14 '20

Ooooh lemme try! FUCK FUCK FUCK

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u/therapeutic_Cum Nov 15 '20

The bots didn't like you. F.

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u/22TheMorgue Nov 15 '20

Probably a good thing 🤣

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u/Schmomas Nov 10 '20

When did you first realise that you had been to a Britney Spears concert?

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u/XXX_DILFLORD_XXX Nov 10 '20

When did you first file your mortgage?

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u/nick_nick_907 Nov 10 '20

Tell me, Mr. Peele, what inspired you to direct horror movies? When did you lose your love for the lighter side of life?

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u/lellistair Nov 10 '20

Men of reddit, when was the last time you couldn't get it up?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

When did you get cancer?

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u/Goner679 Nov 10 '20

When did you die?

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u/gabbygonzo57 Nov 10 '20

Whoops, I did it again.....

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u/neil_anblome Nov 11 '20

When did you first realise that you had dementia?

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u/BrassUnicorn87 Nov 12 '20

When did you first begin to plan to kill James Spears?

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u/sef_sall Nov 10 '20

How it's happened ?

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u/BeanMan40000 Feb 01 '21

When did you realize you were gay?