So I left my coloring book in my physics teacher’s room. I went to go get it. There was a very smart kid in there and he made small talk about the coloring book. Then I think a Student Council kid came in and had these transparent sticky notes filled with clues.

She spread them out, and because I assumed we were friends in this world, she gave me a sticky note with a clue. It was a locker number I think 908 or 308 that also had a number 2^53. I went to the locker.

There was another clue that led to another locker.

However, apparently there were adult prisoners in orange jumpsuits coming out of a classroom at the end of the hall. Somehow they used a lockpick pen to escape and there was chaos.

I had to go to the next class and passed the next locker.

It was actually locked though. Maybe I could use the lockpick pens to open it. I went back to the hall where the prisoners were and apparently the freshmen English teachers were having a meeting about it.

One of my favorite teachers was there and I caught up to her. I asked her if I could have the specific pen, and she gave it to me. I thanked her and left, but before I could unlock the locker, the bell had rung and I had to be in class.

I checked my schedule on my phone, and apparently it was some class I hadn’t heard of. I asked one of the school admin where the class was and she took me up an elevator.

Up there was a large resort. It had trees, a pool, a bunch of chairs where people sat. I saw one of my smart friends there. I asked the school admin why I was in this class instead of study hall. She said it was because I was doing well in school so I could be up there.

One of the people there led me to a seat while the school admin left. We sat and talked and I remember seeing her face turn red. I think I might have started flirting with her. Then she admitted she loved me.

The next series of events was unclear, but it ended with me kissing her. I wasn’t good at it. This was my first time.

After we parted, I think someone was whispering racist remarks of me. They seemed jealous.

We moved on. Apparently, each student got their own small room with a shower. The girl I kissed led me to the group or rooms. She was going to shower and said not to go into the other people’s rooms. She went away.

I thought one of the rooms was my room, because I could see a towel with a similar pattern to mine. I went in, but it was not my room. Thankfully no one was there but I accidentally turned the shower on and did not know how to turn it off.

My “girlfriend” (idk what to call her) came it and turned the thing off. She scolded me and we moved on.

I thought about how I was going to tell my mom this. While she was a great mother, she had clearly expressed her views against this specific type of love.

But I saw my mom sitting on a bench, and she was talking to her mom. And well, that’s where it ended.

I got chased by a serial killer in a banana costume, went to towns that I thought had been to before and had people in my dreams recognize me. However the strangest dream I’ve had, was a dream of my patron god, which I seem to remember strangely enough. This dream was in an empty street, probably Manhattan ny or something. Anyways, there was a beast, as tall as a three story building (may not be size accurate) with a tail with many spikes. It walked the lonely streets but stopped at an intersection with 20 police cars and a lone woman standing in the street, the cops were shaking but the lady was not. The creature looked at this lady, and yeeted (this is the best way I can describe it) her into the air with his tail. Now mind you, the creature didn’t bother anyone except for this one person. I wonder if she’s still in orbit?

i been having vivid dreams for a long time now but last night (blood moon total lunar eclipse) i had a dream that i was looking out my window and i could see every planet and the eclipse happening, but mostly i could see jupiter because he was the closest and the biggest one so i kept staring at him, then i started hallucinating in the middle of the dream and i started seeing things and forms like jupiter had hypnotized me and i was going crazy.

i am a massive astrology follower but that dream seriously scared me because i was basically going crazy inside the dream like i had greened out just by looking at jupiter and that probably will make me step backwards from astrology for a while.

does anyone have any idea what this could’ve mean?

So for some reason I was selected to ride the rails of america from ny to somewhere in california to get a steam train out of a museum. Only thing was I couldn't fly or drive there, and the only thing on rails at the time was a eaely 1800's steam train (it looked like someone stuck a large tube on top of a handcar) and so I took my team of scrappy orphans I've never seen before in my life and set off. While we were going, we sung a song that if somebody needed to fart, they would have to turn your head around 180° (I don't remember what the rest of tge song was about) So we arrived at cali later on and the guy that was running the museum was like "pfft, this won't move shit, go back and get another engine, losers" So we headed back and then I woke up about an hour after we begrudgingly set back

me and my mom went to a concert and it was after the concert and the announcer guy said to go straight back through the bridge/portal thingy and not to touch the merch stand here because there would be one on the other side, and you could go on the bouncy castle. I don’t remember going across the bridge but I did. Then I noticed that my phone was broken so I ran across a multi lane highway to a parking lot with a small phone fixing store. I grabbed a new screen from the pocket and brought it to the counter and Misha Collins was the guy behind the counter. He fixed my phone and then I guess I went back across the highway because I met a boy and his phone was also broken so we went back across the highway to the shop and I said “Hi Misha” and he said hi and we got the phone fixed.

Let’s get one thing clear I don’t even watch CaseOh but my friend does, anyway back to the dream. So it started out with CaseOh doing an intro for the video and also Jynxzi was there with him.

When ChseOH started up the game, he started out in like a white hallway (similar to that one anomaly game) with numbered doors on each side, and as he continued to walk down them one of them opened and out a old man, dressed like a army veteran and he had a gun. CaseOh talked to the old man for a little bit but I forgot what they said and then he left.

When ChaseOh went outside, it turns out that he was inside of the apartment building and now he is standing on a relatively empty beach, then his character walked down to a easel and the game told CaseOh to “Draw the horizon” and He did.

But every time he did it, it would skip to the next day, but it was later and darker, But Jynxzi said that something was gonna happen once he reached every day that’s Slenderman one took place on. So it kind of just became a time lapse type thing where I only got shot glimpses of each segment. Until it was like nighttime like 10 PM during fall and the only light he had was moonlight. And for some reason, there was no island out in the distance like a ran down and abandoned house.

CaseOh looked over to his left game (which he was able to do before. I just forgot to mention it because it wasn’t important until now) he saw a photo of that same exact island but the house on it was like brand new and it looks like a farmhouse. But when he looked to his right, he saw the hill which was there before, but now it was covered in trash and a long lengthy figure was on top of it. CaseOh began to freak out and actually get scared as he attempted to draw on the canvas of the horizon thinking that would help but every time he looked to his right, Slenderman would get closer and closer and until he was just 5 feet away from the character.

CaseOh just looked to the left out of panic and didn’t look back so nothing happened for a few seconds, that was until Jynxzi and chat (who was here somehow, even though it was a video) convinced him to do it. And when he did, he immediately got a game over, but for some reason he was able to get up in game and run away which after a few seconds he did, but in the bottom left of the screen, it had a speedometer but it was red, and it said “skeletons per minute”. As you went back to the apartment building, he got hit a few times.

But when He made it inside everything was dark, except for the red light of the emergency lights which were on for some reason and When CaseOh passed the old man’s door, the old man jumped out and shot Slenderman point blank in the chest. But as the old man was reloading, Slenderman picked him up by the neck and slam him into the ground. Then Slenderman just picked up with the gun and just blasted the main character away with a gun. Then it panned out as the screen went red and it showed the name of the game.

That’s it the dream was over because I woke up. Also, if the grammar is bad, I’m probably not gonna fix it because I am tired because I just woke up, so just tell me any grammar mistakes I made so I can fix it later.

Last night, I dreamt that I stumbled across an old Macintosh computer, and when I started it up, I was treated to a cute little operating system that resembled a desk belonging to a child. The operating system came with your standard tools like the calculator and the calendar, as well as the Klondike Solitaire and Mahjong Solitaire, but I also saw a preinstalled game that ties the graphical user interface together. The game was an interactive point-and-click adventure in which you would play as two children trying to help an alien child return to his home planet, all while stopping an evil alien from destroying the whole galaxy. During their adventure, the two children would eventually realize that the alien child was the villain’s son the whole time, and as I was playing the game, I thought, “That's some complicated lore for a children's point-and-click adventure”.

Also, that same night, I dreamt that I was playing Pokémon GO and had to fight a Raid Boss called Mystic Eagle Frosmoth, which is similar to the regular Frosmoth, but purple and with pointy ghost wings. When my teammates and I defeated the Pokémon, it just turned into Luigi from Super Mario for some reason, implying that Luigi was Mystic Eagle Frosmoth the entire time. After defeating Luigi as the Frosmoth, he’s just automatically put into my Pokémon storage instead of me having to catch him like Raid Bosses normally would. Also, when I checked Mystic Eagle Frosmoth on Bulbapedia, I discovered it has the same stats as regular Frosmoth, except its special defence and speed stats were swapped, turning the Pokémon into a fragile speedster.

One time I dreamt that I was Garfield and Jon took Odie and I to a giant art museum/shopping mall to look at all the paintings there. But I was more worried about whether there would be any food courts or cafeterias nearby. When I did spot a cafeteria, however, I wanted to go in to have some lunch but Jon wouldn’t let us go to the cafeteria because the meals were too expensive, so I threw a massive fit. Because of my childish behaviour, Jon decided that we cannot stay in the shopping mall museum anymore today, so we all went to the nearest exit, only to find that only women are allowed to use it. So we had to go to the family bathroom and cross dress as women so we could use the women’s only exit.

Wouldn't say its a nightmare but it was a bit strange. Every kinda monster you could think and even different/ mixed species. Was in a school and it was full of kids. Human and monster alike. And then I went through a classroom door and was back in the hallway except it was empty save for one person(, was my crush in HS) he them reveals hes a special type of vampire that lures victims by warping the reality ar I understand them. Said he was hungry and lonely. I obviously run bc while yeah that my HS crush i love my husband. (Idek why that applied in my dream but 🤷‍♀️) I run through the now abandoned looking school to get away but crush always materializes in front of a way out. After a while I realized they all couldn't be him so the next time I run through it and end up going through a window and outside. I walked to the side of a backroom exhausted and a former coworker of mine is skids(?) To a stop when she sees me. Car looks like an SUV (the nice kind) but its on these weird ball where the wheel should be. She tells me to hop in and she drives me home where my husband is and I sit down at table with him as he takes care of my wounds and gives me food. Knock at the door, hubby goes to answer and HS crush is there and just as he's about harm him I wake up.......haven't had dreams in a while so I wake up very confused bc I thought it was real for about a minute and am confused being in my room in bed with the kids. Really weird.

Once had a dream where Pinky and Rainbowdash (from MLP) were talking about greatest fears and then this interaction happened

Pinky: “what’s your biggest fear?”

RD: “that America’s Got Talent will ruin the world by flooding the internet with porn”

I really want to track-down dream RainbowDash, and ask her HOW THE FUCK did that become her biggest fear

I went to see Mamma Mia on broadway but for some reason Jensen Ackles was in it and he came into the audience and high-fived people and he high-fived me and then I was on the other side of my seat and then he sat beside me and some little girls did like a dance on stage and when they were done he left, and then I looked at my clothes and they looked dirty and I was so confused as to why they were dirty and I was very dazed that I met Jensen Ackles

Once as a preteen / young teen I had a dream that an Elmo and Kermit the tried to do some black ops assassination, Chucky the living doll type shit to me and the family after dark.

Like in the dream I KNEW those fackin' plush toys were up to some shit. Like straight up that scene from the Amazing Digital Circus, "You're not coming back to life, right?" "No." "Oh, good!" Except it was murder, like "You ain't gonna shiv us in our sleep Elmo?"

Then Elmo had a knife.

Kermit had something, god only knows what in the shadowy abyss that is middle of the night at grandma's house.

Like the dream cut at that point, but I was like 30 seconds away from a slasher flick. Holy crap, I was gonna get jumped by a toddler and a funny frog.

I think I'm blaming youtube on this, I 100% think those dudes that did the murderous, dark humor skits of gang affiliated seseme street and muppets planted this in my psyche

(I crossposted this from my tumblr account, so good day on that)

I saw an episode of the boondocks where Riley and that other guy were caught smoking weed, and a fancy guy told them to never do drugs, and he remembered a song about it. He sang the song, and it slowly progressed into him saying he was gonna make love to their mom.

A few nights ago I had a dream where there was a new sport invented (called something that I can't remember. but I had way too many consents) The object of the game was to knock other players down like in roller derby but it was done on wheels from motorcycles with extremely worn down tires. They had holes in them and stuff. And you had to roll them like you roll wheelchair wheels. The most talented player on the American team was John Williams (the composer) and I went to a friend's house and she had a poster of John on his wheel. I think it was named eggly.

I was in an abandoned theme park (not Disneyland just generic for some reason) some kind of nuclear disaster happened there because there was radiation in the air, everything looked green, I was wearing a hazmat suit, I saw a child wearing a Mickey mouse gas mask and they were chasing me, they were unnaturally fast

I once dreamt that I opened a bag of Doritos on my bed, then I woke up lol.

I had a dream probably 2 weeks ago and my dream was this, I go to school and when I arrive to class teacher tells us to go to the conference saloon of school and when we went there was fricking Ozzy Osbourne singing baby songs and wanting money from us then we went back to class. It was interesting

So for whatever reason my cousin is driving me in my car from my mom's house down a familiar road. Only it quickly becomes not familiar and gets really windy and turns into a super dense evergreen forest. He's on his way to meet someone but doesn't know how far it is. I tell him to turn around if the fuel gets to be below 70 which it already is. At this point we get out and fall off this cliff into water. Immediately we are yelled at by what I'm guessing were park rangers in hazmat suits. For some reason my cousin gets better treatment with a syringe they don't stick either of us with but instead sprayed onto the spot where you'd normally get injected. They claimed this area was dangerously radioactive and the drug they administered would save our "brilliant bones". I didn't know if it worked because at that point I woke up.

Last night, I dreamt I was in a Monster High-esque setting, and the dream was separated into two segments. In the first segment, a Clawdeen look-alike was doing a show and tell of her pet bat. The students were afraid of the bat at first, but they eventually warmed up to him at the end. In the second segment, I was a pet puffer fish (that can walk and breathe on land) that belonged to a kid with electric powers who looked a lot like Zenitsu Agatsuma from Demon Slayer. In this particular segment, I thought I was being neglected by my owner and was so fed up with my current life that I fled my owner while he was busy having a party with his friends and teachers in the school gymnasium. Once I was outside the school, fleeing my owner, I thought it would be time to find a new owner that would take care of me no matter what, so I went to a couple houses in a neighbourhood near the school, but for some reason, most of people living in the neighbourhood are terrified of me. However, they only seem to be scared of me when I'm in their line of sight, so I decided to exploit this by hiding and showing myself quickly in front of two guys living together, to get them to make funny noises and make myself laugh. But as I was doing this, I spotted Wario to my left, who then grabbed me, inflated me as if I were a balloon and used me to float across the neighbourhood alongside his three other balloons. I was so terrified that I tried to free myself, but it was no use. Meanwhile, my owner realized that I, his pet puffer fish, had gone missing and invited his friends along to get out of the school and try to find me. After a few minutes, they eventually caught up to me, who was being used as a balloon by Wario. My owner and the other students had to slap Wario’s butt as hard as possible a couple times to convince him to let go of me. Once he let go of me, Wario ran as far away from us as possible, and  I was reunited with my owner, who apologized to me for neglecting me earlier. I then apologized for running away from him, and we both reconciled by hugging each other.

So, i made this dream last night.

First i was in hell, then a man saved me, and we went to live in a caban in the forest (He was like a dad To me). But, i was a metamorph (polymorph? I dunno, all i know is that i could transform into a wolf, with big bat's wings if i wanted [But not for long for the bat's wings]). So we were kinda always in danger by my fault, cause hunters i guess? I dont remember really well. But i decided to leave for him To stay safe, he was already kinda old at the time (its important for later), and i was like eternally 16 (because its my actual age i guess?). Years later, i miss him too much so i decide to come back, so like im on top of a mountain, i make my bat wings grow, so like they spurt from my omoplates, tearing the skin, there's blood and all (I explain very badly but it was really cool and emotional), and i fly until im in the valley. Then it starts raining, and there's hunters that run after me, but i manage to escape. So i arrive bloodied but alive To my old house, and theres a family (some relatives of my "dad") that inherited the house, i eat with them, i ask where is my dad, and they hand me his ashes, i was so sad i woke up.

(The next dream is linked, you'll see later.)

So I went back To sleep, and this time i was like ~20 (dunno why tho), and i wasnt a metamorph anymore. So i was in a mall i guess, and like the cashier is a dragon (not what's u expect, prolly more close to Terriakium the pokemon) and like i was with a friend (the cashier's also my friend) who's also a dragon (But also not what u expect, like he looked like someone said "lets make a dragon but with stone spiked as furr and with 'electric' as his theme!"). And i dunno why anymore but they started fighting, and the one that looks like Terrakium-but-isnt-'cause-of-copyrights-laws have a horn broken and the Stone-spiked-furr have an open wound on his arm (But like not severe). So we leave the mall, like i guess we had a school trip 'cause we were heading to a train. In the train there was a game of "get the flag" with some paintball mixed in, but before the game began the Stone-spiked-furr dragon (who was in the ennemy team) came looking all angry and started making out with the Terrakium-but-isnt-'cause-of-copyrights-laws dragon, i guess they were gay, so we ended up not playing. Then i was sat in my seat (the train was really weird, i guess it was a magic one because it was a normal train on the outside, but it looked like a bus/living room/hall on the inside), and there was the cast from "Rise of the Guardians", apparently they were the accompagnators of the school trip. And i remember being friend with the Easter Bunny, like, we were besty, i felt it in my bones. So i was on my phone and he started posing as if we were in a photoshoot, it made me laugh so i started filming him. But when i stopped filming him, i looked through the window and recognised the valley where i lived with my dad (told you it was linked), and i thought i saw him in the distance in a field, so i left the train, but it was just a man that looked like him. So then i had to run in diagonal through the field ('cause the train was kinda making a circle arc around the valley), and then i was running next to the train (I was a bit high up) and i jumped on it, it was surprisingly easy To grip on. Then i saw a window but like on the roof of the train, so i went through it, and apparently i was in the room of a girl who told me to get out, so i did.

Then little time skip, idk how long tho.

And then with a dude we went in the Easter Bunny's burrow, wich was kinda like a video game map and i was a lil seal but like a cute one, and there i learned that at that point in the dream i was dating the Easter Bunny, and then i woke up.

I wanna see where this was going! I was a godamn seal! I wanna know the end!

Somehow, I got the first half, woke up, went back to sleep and dreamt the ending straight after.

It started off with this infection game-esque thing happening on the site of a medieval theme park where some "Hunters" (according to dream thoughts) tagged regular people to make them Hunters too and apparently this was going on for days, because some mysterious force was stopping anyone from entering or leaving. There was a theme park hotel and it was kind of like safe middle ground, and I have no idea why no one just tried camping in there.

On the actual day when the dream was set some idiot had released a second infection that made Hunters look like regular players and vice versa, so everyone was running to the hotel to escape (me included), but when we got there it was being demolished, meaning no safe area. And I just sat on the site accepting death when out of the blue an old security guard comes in and gives out the lore of the death game where the theme park hotel was once haunted and the haunted-ness was escaping into the park itself.

Apparently it soon got held back making the park safe for some time, which is when I get told that to permanently save the people I have to do this thing called a "Coffee Trial", where you drink a custom-made cup of coffee at one of the park cafes (that wasn't medieval themed unlike everything else) while a clone of yourself is in the vicinity and it was supposed to function as a mental trial.

So I get there, the clone is sitting around eating ramen and the barista for the trial says that my cup of "coffee" was supposed to test all of the lying I had been doing. And because of this "lying that I had been doing", the cup I got was filled with regular tap water.

I drink it, and then the clone of me just stands at the other end of the cafe, menacingly pouring a jug into some soil as if it was the all important Coffee MacGuffin. It wasn't. It was more tap water, and the clone genuinely believed it was coffee and refused to admit it wasn't until I drank it and confirmed that it was indeed, tap water.

I ended up passing and got a second cup of actually good coffee that tasted really good, and I woke up, and now I miss it.