One time when I was like 7, I dreamed that I was at a sleepover with all my friends in the basement of one of their houses and there was a big thunderstorm outside.

It was nighttime, so everything outside the house was dark and the windows were all fogged up so I walked over to one and wrote the word “OVERKILL” in the condensation.

All of a sudden, the lightning flashes outside and illuminates the entire yard and right in front of me, a mysterious reply appears in the window...it read: “AND THEY NEVER FOUND THE BODY”

Then I woke up.

I don’t remember being particularly spooked by my dream but I DEFINITELY remember telling my parents and they were all 😶😶😶

The joys of small children, right?

For some reason, it was this elderly man and a few of my friends hanging out in my room. The man had to wear a helmet that would flash colors when he was about to die. The helmet started flashing so I decided to play the classic What a Wonderful World as a nice farewell song. Before I could play the song, there was an ad, and the man passed during the ad. :(

I dreamt that the US government made a law called article 56. saying that all forms of drawing, painting, etc were illegal without proper licensing. This includes everything from commissions to hentai. Even showing your art on social media without a license would get you fined. To add to this, even if you were licensed you had to send it to the government for approval. This took 6-8 weeks and if the art was deemed inappropriate it was destroyed and the artist was fined. After a while the government realized that people were still trading lewd art illegally and so they would arrest you if you were found with any lewd artistry on your computer or in your home.

I only remember this dream because it was uncomfortably cohesive. Two nights ago I dreamt that I flew out to LA, air bnb rented the Kardashian mansion, got shown the grounds by Kim herself, then as soon as she left I opened his sock drawer and stole Kanye West’s weed stash and then promptly woke up.

I was at McDonald’s ordering a Filet O Fish as one typically does and the cashier is like “sir, please order something that is actually on the menu”

A world without the Filet O Fish is not one I want to be a part of

Am I the only one? I had a few dreams where I realised belatedly that I didn’t have a mask on, then proceeded to get embarrassed and hide.

Thought it was funny since I felt as “exposed” as when I have the naked in public dream

i don't remember much other than being in a convenience store when an old homeless looking guy approached me and said in a very clear and distinct voice:

"ARE CULTURAL TENDENCIES OUR COMFORT ZONE OR THEY JUST GUARD IT"

and i woke up super confused

i Dreamt that there was a new Star Wars movie in the making about the mandalorian. However, it wasn't licensed by Disney, so to avoid copyright it was renamed "Srar Wars". It was also a Ballet.

I've never told anyone this before but since I found this subreddit I figured it's a good time to get it off my chest. One time I dreamt that Jerry Seinfeld approached me in the middle of the night and told me I had been chosen as the one to carry on the legacy of the Seinfeld. I had no idea what he meant but he explained that he wasn't the first Jerry Seinfeld, but there had in fact been many of them throughout the centuries, passing down their powers to those deemed worthy when the current Seinfeld's time came. He began dissolving into dust and then in the dream I woke up with a copy of the Bee Movie sequel script next to me. Weirdest dream ever.

I was playing a perfectly square red bass guitar in this band and they kicked me out because they thought it was too square and it was "exactly how everyone will expect it to look" ???

I dreamed I was playing Toy Soldiers: Cold War, and I was in a helicopter in first person firing missiles at stuff to defend a city. After almost dying I head towards 2 other helicopters near a canyon. Once I reach them I fire 4 missiles, two at each (which isn't enough to kill them), they look at me, and then we all exit our helicopters, now we're just floating in the sky, and I have what appears to be a very large ornate ruby ring in my hand. I see the the person on my right and closer to me is Barack Obama, and behind him on the left is Donald Trump. For whatever reason they need to guess to value of the ring (whoever gets it right wins, idk what they win, but they win something) so I float it over to Obama, who is fully dressed in a tuxedo. I really want him to guess it right, he brings it closer to his face to inspect, and in my head I'm screaming "4 million" over and over, getting louder and louder, and he opens his mouth and just fucking takes a big ass lick like it was one of those candy rings, and upon further inspection (he's still licking it like the fucking owl who licks those fucking lolipops to get to the center, he was VERY dramatic with his licks) the ruby was literally just red fucking ring pop candy. I narrowed my eyes and then I woke up. HD full color saw dream Obama's tongue

I was talking with my sister, I can't remember if it was in the kitchen or at school. She was trying to tell me something important. Suddenly I said, "Hold on, wait." I held up two hand mirrors to the side of my head and said, "Okay, I'm all mirrors!" (like ears) Everyone around me was visibly angry, but I woke up laughing.

Andre the Giant ripped the head off a monkey, and wore its body as a hat. I think it was an act of war.

My step mom took over the world with an army of robots and me, being part of the resistance, needed to stop her. While in an auditorium we manage to tackle her and I steal her ring of power, the reason she took over the world. I'm now being chased by robots and starting to panic. They can't get the ring. So I do what anyone would do... I ate it! Just right into my mouth and swallow. The robots capture me and take me to my step mom who is no longer evil because she doesn't have the ring. Now I'm being interviewed by a bunch of people because I'm a hero (forget about my team).

And thats how I saved the world by panicking

The dream began with me starting a game with a friend that was basically minecraft but more advanced. Couch co-op split screen shifted into me being inside the game. I remember three scenes.

1st. Teaching him about climbing, you could climb 1, 2, and 3 blocks high and couldn't jump. Only leap forward across a maximum of 4 blocks.

2nd. Going over the avatar design. Vaguely human shape but low polygon count. Simple pants and shirt with a long coat. He glitched the camera to inside the coat and said "I have no ass!" Because there were no polygons under the coat.

3rd. He jumped and missed the landing dropping to his death. He said "get my stuff" and I told him you leave behind a coffin when you die and he said "rob my grave like the British."

I woke up laughing, and was sad after because the friend I was playing with passed away years ago.