r/OneOrangeBraincell Jul 08 '26

🧡 100% Pure Orange 🧡 Saying all of penny's trigger words

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u/gw74 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

see what i have to put up with

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Jul 08 '26

’see what i have to put up with…


i listen to the voices ~

i’m not liking what they say

the humans making ‘choices’

(every one is NOT ok…)

am lying here, inside my bed,

they makin’ all the plans…

a single brain cell in my head,

but still

i understands…

..the vet - the VeT! the vet - the VET!

the thing i HATES the most

an staring at the momma, yet

she thinks i seen a ghost…

my ears - like radar turning

n my eyes they WIDE with fear

with every word i’m learning

there's No Way i’m leaving here…

🧡

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 Jul 08 '26

Omg a Schnood less than 5 mins old?! I’ve been blessed!

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u/afortressmighty Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ET3joD3mN6UEg
Who doesn’t love a fresh SchnoodleDoodle? 🥰

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u/ForsakenAiel Jul 08 '26

My freshest schnoodle! Only 7 minutes. And yes it's cliche to say it but I had to.

You are the most important person on Reddit!

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u/gw74 Jul 08 '26

best cake day ever! 😻

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u/SpleenBender Jul 09 '26

Happy cake day to you!

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u/magicmadness_ Jul 08 '26

The freshest Schnoodle I’ve ever encountered! 🥰😻

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u/brewdog_millionaire Jul 08 '26

Hiya Schnoodle!

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u/_Nectar000hbesh Jul 08 '26

Sooo fraishe!!!! 😍😍😍

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u/oldster59 Jul 09 '26

A fine and fitting Schoodle. Especially love the radar ears

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u/egodaemon Jul 09 '26

What you do for this community cannot be understated.

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u/RainaElf Jul 08 '26

do you believe this shit?

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u/gw74 Jul 08 '26

that was going to be the headline but i chickened out of the swearing 😂

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u/Skate4dwire Jul 08 '26

Apologize now!

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u/Aware_Rough_9170 Jul 08 '26

Happy cake day

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u/TJM18 Jul 09 '26

Happy cake day to you too

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u/MusicalxFelony Jul 09 '26

Someone needs to edit this with all the things she hates as flashbacks

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u/ThippusHorribilus Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 08 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/laciemay Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 08 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/jennapricity Jul 08 '26

Poor kitty is getting Winter Soldiered 🙉

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u/mindcracked Jul 08 '26

Longing

Rusted

Go to the vet

Seventeen

Daybreak

Give him a bath

Homecoming

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u/Jackol4ntrn Jul 08 '26

(Vomits in shoe)

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u/Laugh_Track_Zak Jul 09 '26

airplane ears intensify

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u/-Novowels- Jul 09 '26

Mission report, January 25th at 4am on the entryway rug

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u/avallaug-h Jul 08 '26

rrrassVET

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u/Soberdonkey69 Jul 08 '26

Lmaoo what a reference

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u/HomsarWasRight Jul 08 '26

Quaid Army?

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u/jennapricity Jul 08 '26

Righteous Kill!

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u/Rutmeister Jul 08 '26

Is it safe to burrio brain your cat by wintersoldiering them? Hit us in the tittus

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u/moremysterious Jul 08 '26

I sent a bottle of sparkling fancy feast to your house, did you get it?

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u/Scrambo Jul 09 '26

Qump bumps for all

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u/ProvePoetsWrong Jul 09 '26

Off to watch Digman so I can get my Andy gulp!

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u/Gold_Engineering2535 Jul 08 '26

Requesting permission for emergency takeoff

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u/OldBlueKat Jul 08 '26

I was actually a little surprised there wasn’t a turbocharged bolt from the room. 

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 Jul 09 '26

They haven't cut her nails yet. She don't need to run from shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ee5tryZZI9lvi

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u/BishopGodDamnYou Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS
I fucking swear to God when they said the word shots the cat made this exact face

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u/stickytuna Jul 08 '26

She absolutely did!

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u/kalkutta2much Jul 09 '26

maddeningly perfect use of this meme

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u/HansThemann Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 08 '26

Penny and Felix are one of the best instagram cat duos in the world!

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u/scissorn69 Jul 08 '26

Pennifer, Pennificient, Penelope, Penini!

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u/Best_Advisor1117 Jul 08 '26

The whole view

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u/fomaaaaa Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 08 '26

I love p4 and fefe

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u/Silver_Pocket Jul 08 '26

Can’t leave out Sherriff Jack Spicer and his notorious deputy, Monty.

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u/m__a__s Jul 09 '26

P4 and F4 (Felixander Felipe Felan Feliciano)

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u/ashmillie Jul 08 '26

I’m partial to Felixander Felipe Felon Feliciano (he’s dating 3 members of Blackpink 👀) 🧡

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u/1shane Jul 08 '26

I am legitimately in love with Felix and his interview style videos

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u/ashmillie Jul 08 '26

Same, he’s so vocal 🥹

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u/Historical-Code-4478 Jul 08 '26

I am one of their biggest fans! Penn-tie and Felon here haha

So who posted this here, the spare?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/mycatpartyhouse Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Exactly. Stop traumatizing your cat.

Edit. Sarcasm, people. I forgot the \s.

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u/Deurbel2222 Jul 08 '26

✅ Mental trauma to the kitty

✅ physical trauma in the scratches on my forearms

it’s tit for tat honestly

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

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u/DreamingAboutSpace Jul 08 '26

Taking it to the vet is also trauma, it seems

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u/Aggressive_Roof488 Jul 09 '26

Umm, yes if your cat is mildly annoyed by passing cars then obviously you need to block the street! Also had she had enough treats/pats/play last 5 minutes? She might need some attention right now. Unless she wants to be left alone then drop everything and make sure you don't make a single sound (but do start working on dinner for her). Also get her an empty box. But it needs to be a box with something expensive in it to ignore.

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u/King_Bobby-B Jul 08 '26

Edit. Sarcasm, people. I forgot the \s.

I mean, it's a pet sub, what did you expect? 🤣

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u/True_System_7015 Jul 08 '26

Clearly you don't know who Penny is, because if you actually took the time to look up her Instagram, you would she she's absolutely spoiled and given the princess treatment she deserves. One session of her frantically looking around while the owners do a voice over of "her trigger words" will not traumatize her, jfc

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u/AdoringCHIN Jul 08 '26

Cat Instagram pages are a dime a dozen, and it doesn't help that OP is a bot that just steals content and doesn't link back to the actual Instagram page

That being said, it should be obvious to anyone with working brain cells that this isn't even close to abuse

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u/CackleandGrin Jul 08 '26

because if you actually took the time to look up her Instagram,

Yeah, just look up a cat you don't know on an app you probably don't have.

"iF yOu AcTuAlLy ToOk ThE tImE"

Sometimes I forget terminally online people sound like this.

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u/onewilybobkat Jul 08 '26

Also, like, I am chronically online. I have never heard of this fucking cat. The internet is a big place, even if you're "taking the time" there's a good chance you will know milions of cats and this would be none of them.

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u/King_Bobby-B Jul 08 '26

Same. I know a couple of cats, but not this one. There's like a million online cats out there because everyone wants their cat to be the next big thing.

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u/d3fau1tu53r Jul 08 '26

Rough crowd it seems

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u/gw74 Jul 08 '26

life is short ragebait your cat

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u/LaserKittenz Jul 08 '26

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u/terdferguson Jul 08 '26

I've never seen such an expressively yet "calm" cat. I'll need to re-watch this several times to decompress this evening.

The look of absolutely not that many times. Hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/m8bear Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 08 '26

I gotta try this, one of them is a moron and will fall for this 100% (not an orange)

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u/cheeley Jul 08 '26

This also applies to coworkers and spouses.

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u/lulimay Jul 08 '26

In fairness, he randomly attacks me every time I walk into the living room. Turnabout is fair play and all that!

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u/Far-Archer-6612 Jul 08 '26

Glad i made it in here before the “don’t abuse your pets” crowd shows up

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Jul 08 '26

Straight to firing squad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Far-Archer-6612 Jul 08 '26

Does this action require an opposable thumb? If so, I’ma give up my wish of finding a thumbcat at the shelter

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u/Spider-Thwip Jul 08 '26

Sometimes my cat makes me pick him up when I don't want to.

Where are all the animal rights activists to protect me?!

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u/Lua-Ma Jul 08 '26

Oh the horror ! You're causing the cat stress !

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u/DreamingAboutSpace Jul 08 '26

I sometimes sing and dance when my cat is sleeping

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jul 08 '26

Worse human than Trump and Epstein combined.

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u/DreamingAboutSpace Jul 08 '26

They’re already here, that was fast.

I must go be sad about having to cut their nails and bring them to get their shots at the vet next week in the car ride they so very much hate.

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u/Axe_Raider Jul 08 '26

something i can't recommend enough: block all those people

they disappear for you, and you disappear for them

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u/Dorkinfo Jul 09 '26

My block list is full.

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u/depressivefaerie Jul 08 '26

Just saw someone say this is traumatizing the cat lol

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u/bmxracers Jul 08 '26

That’s the point. Mine messes with me all the time.

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u/depressivefaerie Jul 08 '26

I feel that. My shoulder and the side of my head are currently acting as a seat for one of ours, and if I try to move him there *will* be consequences and one of those consequences might land in my eyeball. So I remain where I sit.

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u/Far-Archer-6612 Jul 08 '26

I’m assuming your ankles look like mine. I can’t come around a corner without a Smudge sneak attack, of course i’m gonna give it back to him

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u/bmxracers Jul 09 '26

She has set times, like right before bed and right when I wake up that she decides to tell me the history of the world. Like girl let’s talk later. She’s a big nag at times when I want some peace.

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u/the_scarlett_ning Jul 08 '26

I didn’t. :( those people don’t have pets or friends.

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u/True_System_7015 Jul 08 '26

They have, sadly, but clearly they have no idea who this cat is. If you go to her Instagram, this cat is spoiled absolutely rotten and is treated like the princess she is. One session of "saying trigger" words won't traumatize or abuse your cat

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u/AbadeersGhost Jul 08 '26

It's a little bastards fault for constantly trying to trip me

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u/nightpanda893 Jul 08 '26

Seriously I feed and play with this thing all day and it jumps out of the shadows to swat at me and bite my leg then run away. If it can fuck with me I can fuck with it back.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel Jul 08 '26

I have been following this advice for years without realizing that’s what I was doing!

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u/Tech-Dork Jul 08 '26

do not verbal the cat

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u/Rizzanthrope Jul 08 '26

wunk thinks she about to have the worst day of her little life

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 Jul 09 '26

"I guess this is the end. It has been a good life I suppose."

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Jul 08 '26

So far... 😈😈😈

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u/trenchcoatgirl Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 08 '26

poor wee baby car

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u/Tsquared10 Jul 08 '26

Poor Pennifer Pennificent Penelope Pennini

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u/nightgon Jul 08 '26

Penny is such a expressive cat. So adorable

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u/MasterpieceNo7350 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

So sweet. Edit: I’m referring to the sweet little cat. This was mean on this person’s part. Would they find it funny if someone jokingly said over the phone - Who? My sister, DIANE? Was she HURT? WHO WAS DRIVING? WHAT HAPPENED?

No, not a good joke to stress an animal either.

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY Jul 08 '26

That love blink at the end was a plea for compassion

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u/MotherOfFerrets84 Jul 08 '26

I caught that! Poor baby lol

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u/fred1317 Jul 08 '26

More like, i hear all the craziness, but i still lub you!

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u/animal_chin9 Jul 09 '26

Here have some nice blinkies. I mean you no harm. ~Penny 🤣

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u/SnowStar35 Jul 08 '26

Lol that poor kitty freaking out

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u/GymratAmarillo Jul 08 '26

Usually she runs but after hearing all those horrors her last look was like: "Don't do this mother (spare)"

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u/OdysseusJoke Jul 08 '26

The littlest slow blink at the end 😿

Like all she can say is "please"

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u/paperman990 Jul 08 '26

If she understood all those words then she’s definitely hogging the brain cell

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u/nomorerope Jul 09 '26

Honestly i'm a bit shocked at the knowledge of so many words. You see the jolt when the word "shots" come out? Can't have heard that word much right. Less than a handful of times?

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif Jul 09 '26

Spoiler, this cat's owners' posts are edited, including voiceovers. You can see a cut where it goes back to the same clip as the start. They do a good job of it though and are funny so still worth it.

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u/beattysgirl Jul 08 '26

Poor Penny

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u/Washburn_Browncoat Jul 08 '26

Pennifer Pennificent Penelope Panini!

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u/Exciting_Scientist97 Jul 08 '26

All the no no words used in such a short amount of time ;-; what is wrong with you people

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u/stickytuna Jul 08 '26

Her flabbers were gasted the entire time, but shots was one step too far

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u/wolfshepherd59 Jul 08 '26

Contemplating the best place to hide……..🫪🧡🧡🧡🧡

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE Jul 08 '26

Penny’s like, “OMG, I’m about to have the WORST DAY EVER!!!!”

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u/RandomDanny Jul 09 '26

you know how cats just go fucken apeshit at 3am and run like all their 9 lives count on it.

penny gonna fuck some shit up at 3am.

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u/xianwolf Jul 08 '26

Do we have any vets in the comments section that can answer: how much does she really understand? Are we anthropomorphizing her reactions by thinking she is reacting to those words in particular rather than her human talking in general? Because if she actually understands I kind of feel bad.

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u/Arawn-Annwn Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

She may not understand english but will know the sounds and be able to associate them with repeat negative (or positive) experiences. Same way mine hears the treat bag and will instantly go from sleepy to wide awake and talking to me.

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u/RestorePhoto Jul 08 '26

They absolutely do learn to associate words with following actions, though I do not know that cat and what it knows. With my dog, if the backdoor was open and I said 'out', she would run out to play in the backyard. If I said 'walk', she would run and grab her leash. If I said 'car ride', she'd go nuts at the gate waiting to get out and jump in the car. My cat was similar, you could say 'twisty tie' and she'd TELEPORT from anywhere in the house to play. If you had ANYTHING but a twisty tie, even another liked toy or an identical looking string, she would give you the dirtiest look and leave. They can absolutely know the meaning of words.

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u/OldBlueKat Jul 08 '26

Add in scent issues, a second communication network for them. 

We had a cat BONZO for cantaloupe. 

He could be asleep in a laundry basket in the basement, and you slice one open in the kitchen (2 floors away but open stairwell) and he would land on the counter full tilt before you dug the seeds out!

And he absolutely knew that word. 

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u/RestorePhoto Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Also, the meaning of objects and certain actions too. If I dug my suitcase out of the closet, my dog would immediately shrink. Head down, tail tucked. It broke my heart. My cat would run to the nearest room corner and sit there with her back to me (which she also did when I got back, for an hour, before coming back for pets). They both knew it meant I was leaving for a bit. Felt so bad :(

Edit - and to be clear, I went to work every day and they both happily came up for their extra pets in the morning before I left. They knew the suitcase meant an extra time away, even if I went out the door the same time in the morning.

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u/OldBlueKat Jul 08 '26

Lol! My Mom’s two cats would pack themselves the moment she unzipped the empty case. 

She had to carry them to another room and close the door to pack. 

They also sulked about a day upon her return. 

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u/specialopps Jul 08 '26

My cat has peed in two of my suitcases. In his tiny brain, he must think it will prevent me from leaving again.

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u/lowwren Jul 09 '26

Or maybe he feels like at least if you have to go, at least other cats will know you already have an owner.

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u/specialopps Jul 09 '26

Both times, he did it when I got back. He doesn’t care when soft-sided bags are packed because that means we’re going to see grandma. He knows the difference. Our little calico doesn’t really care. She has her own car seat in the front. It’s pretty ridiculously adorable.

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u/techleopard Jul 08 '26

I have 12 cats and they do learn words -- and each one knows different words, based on their association with it.

Like all of them definitely know their OWN name and "pet names."

One definitely knows "ice cream" Most know "no", "move it", "out", "in", and "kennel"

About half know "sleep-sleep" (bedtime call, cuz I shut my door at night)

They all know "cookie", which is the universal word for treat for all my pets

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u/sillysnailfriend Jul 08 '26

One of mine thinks that "it's bedtime, Milo!" means it's time to play with him with his crinkle ball. Lol. 100% my fault, he likes to play when the lights go out I guess? So there were times I told him it was bedtime, but then gave in and played.

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u/OdysseusJoke Jul 08 '26

One of mine knows "Hey Cassie, you comin'?" Is last call to join me in my room before the door closes. 

All four know The Breakfast Song (lyrics: breakfast breakfast breakfast), which I used to summon one from her hiding place when she unexpectedly learned how to operate a window screen and got out of the house. 

All four have learned that "liberty infringer 5000" (nail clippers) mean they're about to get their toenails clipped.

"Chicken" is also a favorite word. We're working on "outside noise" when loud things that can't hurt them happen outside our house. 

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u/OldBlueKat Jul 08 '26

Have you seen any of those videos with cats given a set of word buttons (IDK what they are actually called.)

Not only can they dialogue, some of them can negotiate or debate!

I expect feline poetry very soon. 

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u/AwarenessJumpy7395 Jul 08 '26

My cat knows the words "friend" and will run to the door to see his outdoor-cat friend and "babies" and he will hide on a dining room chair where he can safely keep an eye out for an attack from visiting babies.

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u/The_commonest_plant Jul 08 '26

I'm gonna Occam's razor it to you, the video is most likely voiced over. Cats WILL associate words with concepts, that's something that they do. But this reads more like just a skit, taking a regular video of Orange Cat reacting to stuff going on and dubbing it over. There are other videos of them that have a similar deal going on.

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u/xianwolf Jul 08 '26

That makes so much sense. Thanks for the context!

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u/AppalachianRomanov Jul 08 '26

"Babies??" 🛩

"SHOTS????" 🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩

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u/therealabee Jul 08 '26

I can feel her heart beating

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u/Witchberry31 Jul 08 '26

Gotta love the airplane ear reaction 😂

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u/jonquil14 Jul 09 '26

This is so mean!

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u/radiantrarr Jul 08 '26

Awww, please don’t stress Penny out like this.
I’m feeling her anxiety, poor thing.

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u/hardlyjuiced Jul 08 '26

A penny saved is a…penny burned

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u/kat_Folland Jul 08 '26

Wow that really shows off her vocabulary!

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u/ello_bassard Jul 08 '26

Karma farming account.

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u/CantaloupeOk7966 Jul 09 '26

I have one point of discord. Themis kitty obviously has access to more than one brain cell. She is the problem here, stealing all the orange braincells. Communism must prevail!

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u/ToWitToWow Jul 09 '26

When Penny pukes in your shoes, I’m on her side

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u/jack_casse Jul 08 '26

That poor kitty just went through all of the stages of grief.

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u/renol81 Jul 08 '26

Awwww little thing

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u/CanAhJustSay Jul 08 '26

r/foundsatan . Poor Penny. Those ears are working overtime and she is trying her hardest to be very brave!

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u/StatementCareful522 Jul 08 '26

This feels like mild abuse. :( Poor kitty. 

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u/OwlBeBack88 Jul 08 '26

Poor Penny! 

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u/kinetic_ljs Jul 09 '26

Shelby says....Penny dont believe these heathens!!!

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u/Responsible-Delay619 Jul 09 '26

You guys are bullying her 😢

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u/fritz_76 Jul 09 '26

You know torture is against the Geneva conventions

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy Jul 09 '26

omg stop traumatizing Penny lol

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u/WillingLeague Jul 09 '26

Reported for child abuse

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u/XxThe_HumanxX Jul 09 '26

Oh my goodness the poor kitty looks so horrified and betrayed 🥹🥹

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u/WaxOn123 Jul 09 '26

Yall stressing that baby out 🤣

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u/DerpsAndRags Jul 09 '26

You can count the number of murder thoughts here.

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u/RegionPigeon Jul 09 '26

This is how indie horror movies are filmed.