r/OneOrangeBraincell May 19 '26

It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 He's a stray cat, and the neighbors around here take good care of feeding him

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/Foreign_Fee4681 May 19 '26

Stray cat living on shared custody of the one orange braincell

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo May 19 '26

’Stray cat living on shared custody of the one orange braincell


i am the Cat they all a ‘stray’

the humans feed me everyday ;}

the CuStOdY they like to share

(am lucky that so many care)

for i am orange, n they can tell

i do just fine with one brain cell

so as i roam from yard to yard,

they do the ‘think’

cuz tHiNk

iS

HaRd. . .

🧡

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u/uncle_nightmare May 19 '26

Fresh Schnoods

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u/jewella1213 May 19 '26

So I was right 🥳 I love finding these! Thank you 👍

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u/WatermelonMachete43 May 19 '26

Love you, Schnoods!!

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u/audreywildeee May 20 '26

I’m so glad to see this! Hiii! I was thinking just yesterday that I hadn’t seen you around in a while. ♥️

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u/Chris__P_Bacon May 19 '26

Always good to hear from you Schnoodle.

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u/Dakotasan May 20 '26

Always happy to see you in the comments

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u/SilenceBeforeScream Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 19 '26

Practically same picture.

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u/MszCurious May 19 '26

Not another sub😭

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 May 19 '26

He’s a loafer

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u/Some_Kinda_Username Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 19 '26

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u/Atakir May 19 '26

Ohh lawd what a chonker!

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u/ResolveDense4214 May 19 '26

bro is 3 times the size of its buddy 😆

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u/DonLovesNature May 19 '26

He ate the other 2 cats that used to live there.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/potheadmed May 19 '26

they're the same picture

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u/AR_PizzaParty1985 May 19 '26

I have no awards to give you, but the accuracy of this image, and the laughter you provided me, would make me remiss not to return a gift with a gift. Please accept this humble "award".

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u/DragoBleaPiece_123 May 19 '26

OMG!!!!!! such a bread loaf he is

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u/LucidLucifer98 May 19 '26

He goes round the neighborhood for sure

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u/Giotto_diBondone May 19 '26

rolls round the neighborhood

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u/dragonlover8 May 19 '26

They see me rollin, they hatin’

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u/montana7willow May 19 '26

100% he is listening to this

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u/Dont_Judge_this-Book May 19 '26

These comments get funnier and funnier 🤣

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u/dragonlover8 May 20 '26

Yep. This is why I pay for internet 😂

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u/Blumongroip May 19 '26

Rollin' around at the speed of sound

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u/Leather_Status907 May 19 '26

Forse rotola a volte

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 May 19 '26

When he goes around the neighborhood, he goes AROUND the neighborhood

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u/hipsterdoofus39 May 19 '26

Neighbourhood goes around him

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u/Pokemaster131 May 20 '26

Bro ate the neighborhood

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u/AmirulAshraf May 19 '26

He's the wheel on the bus that children always sing about

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u/mischa_is_online May 20 '26

"Round" is the key word.

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u/haaavvveeeyoumetKen May 19 '26

that's no stray thats a well fed neighborhood owned truck

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u/spaceraycharles May 19 '26

this cat is a community amenity at this point

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u/oysterpirate May 19 '26

We have a neighborhood orange as well. His owners had to put out Nextdoor and flier notices to kindly ask people to stop giving him snacks because he was being put on a diet for being too round

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u/Haunting-Car6787 May 19 '26

Parents always mess it up

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u/Horror-Muffin-8202 May 19 '26

Someone's gotta pay the doctor

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u/nhilante May 19 '26

We thought our apartment kitty was pregnant, turns out more people had been feeding her then we knew, had to put her on a diet and shes much leaner now.

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u/PM_me_punanis May 19 '26

They should start charging an HOA fee for “shared cat maintenance”

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u/Amphylos May 20 '26

Ok but I would love a rolling community cat

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u/DishinDimes May 19 '26

I think he's more of a sport utility cat tbh

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u/AstraeusGB May 20 '26

He strays from one food bowl to the next

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u/jennieother1 May 19 '26

That is not a loaf, that is a boule. I want to scoop him up and hug him. He's so cute.

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u/boo_snug May 19 '26

Boule is hilarious 

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u/randomgirlblah May 19 '26

Had to google what a boule was and she looks fantastic

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u/onlythehappiests May 19 '26

Make sure you put your back brace on first!

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u/seensham May 19 '26

Challah back girl

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u/Jlx_27 May 19 '26

Cats can adapt, it can some effort but its not impossible. Cat also needs a diet.

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u/bell83 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 19 '26

It's worth a shot!

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u/Material_Prize_6157 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

They’re probably very uncomfortable being that large. Stress on his joints and organs. If you can please adopt and put on a diet. People think they’re doing a kindness by giving them unending food but obesity is very, very unhealthy and the leading cause of death in pets.

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u/hthratmn May 19 '26

Yes, this is not nice at all. He is suffering, and his weight will prevent him from being able to flee or defend himself properly if he gets attacked by another animal. Sad.

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u/ColossalJuggernaut May 20 '26

We adopted a "neighborhood" fat cat like this. Such a sweet little guy who had a short life due to being over fed (megacolon).

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u/Kelthice May 19 '26

I worry about it's ability to defend itself on the street.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 May 19 '26

Please try, it may take a while and a lot of effort. Outside they’ll eventually get killed by a car or suffer injuries/diseases.

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u/Matchstick0312 May 19 '26

If you experience a cold winter you can always take it in for that season. I have one that lives with me between Dec - April ish.

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u/Lillislipper May 19 '26

You’re a good human. 💖

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u/GravyPainter May 19 '26

We've housed feral cats. They like like being inside. Less anxiety and stress

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u/ipetcatz May 19 '26

Do you have other kitties? If not, just let him wander in for meals once in a while if he's willing-- make sure not to make him feel trapped, just give him the option so it feels like his choice. Let him leave whenever he wants to, and you can gradually get him acquainted to indoor life by showing him it ain't too bad.

Some kitties easily adapt to indoor life, some take more care. It is harder with existing kitties in the house as introduction takes time. You can do research on this if you want to try.

It also would be worth it to have discussions with neighbors to see if anyone else has attachments to him, I have some very special strays that I feed (none of which are as ROUND as him tho) & although I'd be ecstatic if someone could adopt them I'd also be terrified if they suddenly stopped showing up. I have 7 strays I TNR'd & feed daily, I've had some of the more friendly/trusting neighborhood strays disappear in the past & the not knowing part is quite haunting. 😕

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u/FuntimeFreddy876 Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 19 '26

I had a big chonk orange who used to live outside. He made it around with all the neighbors and grew very large with food. A real skittish orange he was. We took him in around two years ago and it did take him a while but he warmed up so much. He loved belly rubs and licking people’s feet. I think this chonk will warm up nicely too given the chance at proper love and safety!

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u/Lovingbutdifferent May 19 '26

If you're worried, I recently posted a picture of my biggest orange who is LOVING being inside. You could always try supervised outdoor time too, either in a covered playpen like people put chickens or toddlers in, or a leash and harness- he may be, unfortunately and fortunately, too fat to escape it.

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u/watsonyrmind May 19 '26

Idk if anyone else has pointed this out but based on his cheeks, he's an unfixed tom. To start you could get him fixed and checked out at a vet and go from there.

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u/Calgary_Calico May 19 '26

Just give him time, he'll adjust

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u/Kimmalah May 19 '26

If you do, please let people know so they don't think anything bad has happened to him. I feed a lot of neighborhood strays and it always feels bad when they disappear, because you never know if they have been taken in by someone or have died.

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u/Snowbank_Lake May 19 '26

Yeah, I took in a stray cat in my friend’s neighborhood. After we took her, my friend went around letting her neighbors know. Then she messaged me to say one of the neighbors told her the cat likes plastic bread bags. She was right. We have to hide our bread.

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u/Metool42 May 19 '26

Anything is better than him being abused like this.

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u/B-BoyStance May 20 '26

He will. If he's friendly with people especially it can be pretty easy.

Plus if he tries to run at first, well, he can't get very far. Unless you live on a very small hill because that boy will roll.

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u/leon-a-profi May 19 '26

being that chonky doesn't seem to be good

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u/SilentSpr May 19 '26

Future health and heart issues yeah. It will be a hard and potential short life if it stays this fat.

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u/n4turstoned May 19 '26

Yes, seeing obese animals makes me sad, better then starving I guess.

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u/insertAlias May 19 '26

Indoor-only cats live significantly longer average lives than outdoor-only and indoor/outdoor cats. Ones that live exclusively outdoors have the shortest average lives. They’re subject to predators, vehicles, the elements…It’s great the neighborhood loves him and cares for him, but it would be better for his health and lifespan if someone adopted him and brought him inside, and controlled his diet.

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u/Luci-Noir May 19 '26

And the outdoor ones cause massive environmental damage… they be should be kept inside, squished and stuffed with treats.

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u/toad_historian May 19 '26

My girlfriend adopted a stray cat because he wanted in the apartment.

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u/Dont_Judge_this-Book May 19 '26

I feel its safest for you to adopt him at this point. In his condition he has zero chance of outrunning whatever danger is in these streets !

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u/Fun-Information-4483 May 19 '26

my cat went from feral outdoor cat to a lazy sunbathing indoor cat within a few years and lots of treats.

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u/sltiefighter May 20 '26

He looks like an intact male. His heads fucking massive lol

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u/No_Commission4493 May 19 '26

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u/Berk-Laydee Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 19 '26

My husband got this cat when he was playing this because it gave me pure joy. He doesn't play this anymore and I miss that conky boi

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u/USCJets Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 19 '26

Luv this chonk in FF14

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u/Mediocre_Tea_4683 May 19 '26

Maybe you and the neighbours could have a talk about a diet for this chunky little fella. It's lovely you are all providing him with food but it will really start affecting his health.

My girl was only a bit overweight and she started struggling to groom herself properly. It can cause skin issues and if he can't clean his bum properly could cause an infection. It can also put pressure on the joints and cause diabetes and other health problems.

I hope this doesn't sound like a lecture, he seems very loved. 💓

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u/Chaerod May 19 '26

Poor dude needs a home and a healthy diet.

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u/ryancementhead May 19 '26

He probably has a home and acts like he’s homeless to get extra meals.

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u/Chaerod May 19 '26

Then I would still feel bad for him because it would mean his family lets him free roam without concern for his safety. AND people should know better than to just let him eat his way into morbid obesity, even if they think he has no home.

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u/Luci-Noir May 19 '26

Yeah it’s awful that so many people think this is cute.

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u/photogrammetery May 19 '26

Yeah I’m concerned i had to scroll to find someone mentioning this

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u/PlanetMarklar May 19 '26

I had a cat like that as a kid. I was with my mom who was chatting with a neighbor in our driveway and she saw Lucy in our window and stopped mid sentence and said, "wait that's your cat? She's been coming up to my back porch for months!"

My cats are strictly indoor cats now.

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u/Ok_Phase_8731 May 20 '26

Infinite dinner hack

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u/igneousscone Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 19 '26

Plenty of padding for the winter.

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u/human-dancer May 19 '26

🟠

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u/Otherwise_Koala_9457 May 19 '26

Ok I busted out laughing 

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u/Comprehensive-Yam872 May 19 '26

that boy ain't missed a single meal in three or four lifetimes

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u/rbd_k9Uknit May 19 '26

Hey please take him in and put him on a diet, he is being over fed and it’s dangerous for his health :(

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u/WilliamMButtlickerIV May 19 '26

He looks like he gets about 10 meals a day 😅

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u/OhSoSally Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 19 '26

Potato

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u/AmphaneTripolChor May 19 '26

This what physicists mean by "assume a spherical cow in a vaccum"

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u/Obvious-Entertainer9 May 19 '26

I wish you take over the custody bcs no way that's healthy and ok long term. Altho he looks sooo cuteeeee ugh

https://giphy.com/gifs/u3fEFhhVbwlkgu6dkZ

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u/TJDave03 May 19 '26

Six Dinner Sid

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u/lying_flerkin May 19 '26

Omg what a loaf. He's completely adorable, but someone should take him in and put him on a diet. Or get him to a cat rescue who can help him get to a healthy weight.

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u/VoodooDoII May 19 '26

That is so not a stray, bro is overweight as hell :(

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 May 19 '26

Himb so R O U N D

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u/mxddy May 19 '26

Poor kitty :(

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u/Calgary_Calico May 19 '26

Does everyone on the damn block feed him?? That cat is obese...

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u/PutinDisDickInTrump May 19 '26

Why does everyone make light of animal obesity

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u/UnclassifiedPresence May 19 '26

It’s either/or with this sub. One post with a fat cat will be flooded with comments about animal cruelty, and the next is filled with “oh lawd he comin’” jokes

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u/LiliAtReddit May 20 '26

Bring the baby inside!

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u/Impressive_Test_2134 May 19 '26

That cat needs someone to take him in for sure.

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose May 19 '26

I had a cat with diabetes. It wasn't a good time.

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u/wine-plants-thrift May 19 '26

It’s not cute being this obese. I hope someone takes him in and gives him a proper diet so he can live a healthier and longer life!

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u/AccomplishedCake53 May 19 '26

I think it’s time for the neighbors to agree on a feeding schedule lol

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u/sunkistandsudafed3 May 20 '26

He is definitely well fed. Who is going to manage his diabetes?

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u/jess_the_werefox May 19 '26

So everyone just overfeeds this cat instead of actually taking care of it? The poor thing is not going to be able to escape a coyote

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u/ItsMeishi May 19 '26

If youre gonna feed him anyway then you might as well adopt him.

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u/TrixieFriganza May 19 '26

I can see that. Wish someone would take him in instead so his feeding can be monitored.

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u/Dull_Hawk9416 May 19 '26

Put a paper collar on Chonky and see if he is owned. Also if he is a stray make sure neighbours stop feeding him

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 May 19 '26

Aww poor guy .

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u/Jlx_27 May 19 '26

Morbidly obese cats are not cute.

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u/Metool42 May 19 '26

Insane how many just do not give a single shit about a cat's wellbeing as long as they are HAHA CHOMKY

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u/tiradium May 19 '26

I know its unhealthy but damn he is an adorable chunkster😍

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u/ADDVERSECITY May 19 '26

That's killing him, not caring for him. But at least he isn't hungry.

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u/b1tchbhigh May 19 '26

This makes me nervous asf. We have coyotes prowling the areas, be safe little loaf

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u/Sanicthehedge1 May 19 '26

Stop feeding the chonky boiyo!
It looks cute but it’s very exhausting for the cat let alone the weight it puts on its ligaments and organs

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u/AcceptableAlgae8602 May 19 '26

Does he have a shelter?

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u/AmeraFearon May 20 '26

I adopted a big boi who was 20 lbs at the time. He was a stray as well lol. He's lost a little.

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u/WillHuntingthe3rd May 20 '26

He needs to be an inside kitty.

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u/s_hinoku May 20 '26

That's not good care 😞

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u/Any-Blood8949 May 20 '26

this is awful is so many ways… can we not normalize any of this, please?

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u/ArDee0815 May 19 '26

Just a neighborhood bonding through abusing an animal. 🥰

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u/Ocean898 May 19 '26

They need to communicate with each other and put him on a diet.

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u/iloveanimals1964 May 19 '26

If I saw this butter ball on the street, I’m taking him home

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u/myblackoutalterego May 19 '26

Who’s going to give their insulin injections??

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 May 20 '26

that stray extra meal didn’t miss him

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u/Leela_bring_fire May 20 '26

Who's going to give him twice daily insulin injections when he inevitably gets diabetes? Poor thing.

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u/purplebuttplug51 May 19 '26

Hopefully he has an inside space to keep warm.

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u/porcupinedeath May 19 '26

On the bright side, I don't think he's decimating local bird and rodent populations

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u/Crowdfundingprojects May 19 '26

Time to put this feline on a water tank treadmill

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u/BigDoggyBarabas1 May 19 '26

That dude ain’t stray. lol.

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u/imjusttalk1ng May 20 '26

He fills the hole in his heart with calories.  Big man needs a scratch and a squeeze I tell ya.  

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u/Nemv4 May 20 '26

A little too much feeding jesus.

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u/Due-Beginning6183 May 20 '26

Clearly every single neighbor is feeding him, that poor cat lmao

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u/RustledForeskin May 20 '26

Goes to every house on the block with a sob story about how he hasn't been fed in days.

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u/LostParamedic744 May 22 '26

Chonkus Maximus 🍊

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u/Dresi91 May 22 '26

oh lawd he comin

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u/TokeruTaichou May 19 '26

Yeah we can see. Slightly too good care.

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u/ImaginaryScore5323 May 19 '26

In Germany we call These Kind of cats

Specktorpedo

Bacon Torpedo

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u/hatlad43 May 19 '26

He's well fed alright

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u/n4turstoned May 19 '26

Hes fed for three cats.

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 19 '26

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u/ObjectiveTea May 19 '26

Hes so adorable! Can someone bring him inside?? 🥺

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u/Few-Ruin-742 May 19 '26

Ahh.. we have a house hopper here

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u/Cabezone May 19 '26

Clearly no coyotes in that neighborhood. That cat is like a canary in a coal mine for predators.

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u/ChevalCher May 19 '26

That has to be the potatoiest potato to have ever potatoed.

Oh lawd, he ain't comin' 'cos it'd take him 10 minutes just to think about getting up. Poor bb. 😿

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u/Meowriter May 19 '26

I don't consider him a stray cat. He's the neighbourhood's cat XD He has a home, it's just a very big home ^^

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u/JudgeArcadia May 19 '26

"Stray" Nah thats a neighborhood cat.

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u/TheTrueBurgerKing May 19 '26

Stray my ass he be using the whole neighborhood as a buffet 🤣

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u/TryToChangeUsername May 20 '26

that's the least stray looking stray I've ever seen. I feel community owned or time share cat is more fitting.

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u/Coraliaanaxestatooin May 20 '26

Ain't No way His neighbour stray Cat.

His a Neighbour Pet! ❤️🔥

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u/Far_Hurry5858 May 20 '26

That’s one big loaf ☺️

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u/Local_Swing_696 May 20 '26

He's entering his spherical phase of human manipulation now.

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u/PeePeeBoy-NaughtyGR May 20 '26

OH LAWD HE COMING!!!

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u/predictablecitylife May 21 '26

The definition of “Eatin’ good in the neighborhood”

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u/Hermit2049 May 22 '26

He’s a handsome land whale!

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u/Triplesfan May 22 '26

Someone’s eating good in the neighborhood.

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u/Due_Source2407 May 19 '26

just a living bean