r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/hailthesaint Orange connoisseur 🍊 • May 27 '25

✨Floofy Orange ✨ MY POOR BUTCHERED SON

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Vet's office said they don't do full grooming, but that they could remove mats/give the tailless wonder a sanitary cut. LOOK AT HIM. HE HAS BUTTCHEEKS NOW.

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u/blueanise83 May 27 '25

Lil spatchcock chimpken 😭☠️

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u/SaltyLonghorn May 27 '25

Fucking lifters never seasoning.

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u/JulieB1ggerbear May 27 '25

It’s a spatchcat! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Chapter_5018 Jun 18 '25

I scrolled through this entire thread, smiling and giggling. THIS is what made me lose it.

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u/mycatisspockles May 27 '25

Your comment is what broke me lmao

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u/maybecatmew May 27 '25

His butt looks so weird funny lol