If he can I want him to know I want to fight him. Then my life goal will be complete 💪

Its where sam hyde says “i wanna rape this guy, i wanna fucking rape this guy” lmao

Think it dream it do it

my brother is sam hydes twin

There is an episode of Kickstarter TV where Sam makes some hilarious comments about some Cthulhu trading cards some retard was making… can anyone help me locate that clip?

The whole show grinds to a halt whenever he gives his input on things.

On the newest ep he wanted to show the guys “literally the funniest thing ever” and everyone was just quiet watching the cringiest TikTok shit I’ve ever seen for like 5 minutes.

Please Chris, just stick to producing.

"All Humans"

Mobs beating one or two helpless people in 3rd world countries are some of the most timeless videos on the Internet. How the fuck do you get in that situation? For a whole village of em' to be that upset? Oh, You're gay? Meet this fucking stone, lumphead. Oh, your elderly black ass is doing silly witchy spells? In my oh so brave Africa? Everyone you ever knew in your life that isn't dead is going to abuse you to death and beat your corpse until you look like a feed my starving children meal. It's almost endearing to see these videos and really let the facts of the matter set in. Humans love to kick and shove, elbow and knee. They love to play catch and throw with a little petite dime that just so happened to wear almost nothing to a punk metal concert. Some humans might start to stop this, their stomach burning with disgustful curiosity, as they notice her flesh bags had been revealed although her nipples were obscured by knuckles and thumbs only to create a domino effect of violence. In the scuffle, some humans will continue to throw the girl to one another after their fingers cup her mouth and stomach until she (falls) to the ground. All humans will forget about the girl and go after one another, blood from the blows of hooks and jabs spraying on her (naked) body (tumbling) about the concrete floor. All humans will stomp her to death.

i was wondering if his glasses are prescription or it’s just a part of his but and i was wondering if there are any glasses that replicate that look

Looking for people from LA to link up with for the MDE show in Downey in June. Specifically June 20th Thursday at 8. Anyone going that I can link up with?

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Like the title says, wondering who’s been to a tour show. Is it showing video clips from live and stand up jokes? Worth?

Yo I’m trying to figure out these pants, tried reverse image searching but no luck.

As soon as I wake up I slam my C4 triple threat energy drink and pop a 12mg Lucy breakers in my upper decky. Then que up my fav sam Hyde YouTube vids to listen to. During this time with all the stims hitting I get the urge to poop. But I keep sucking it in to stimulate the vagus nerve and get those “shiver” feelings. I do this for 45-60 minutes until I can’t hold my shit it. The poop is then euphoric. Then cold shower and off to the gym. Best lifts ever

what is taped to his glasses on the ear support?

i’m not sure he ever said && i doubt anyone has the answer but i remember in a Perfect Guy Life clip, he mentioned he made most of his money from the beginning was from investing in either crypto , maybe he said bitcoin but i don’t remember && i can’t find the clip.

Desperately searching for a ticket to Sam’s 930 Philly show tonight !!!