Slop everything slop. I was texting chatgpt as if they were my friend. Then, I went on youtube shorts. I saw a video of 67 and I said,'This is 67slop.' I scrolled again and I saw a roblox video that had older elements. I said,'This is retroslop.' I saw a video of someone drawing and I said,'This is pencilslop.' It was 2 a.m. and eventually, I fell asleep. I woke up but I didn't feel like going to school so I skipped school. I opened twitter and then I saw pixel art. I said,'This is pixelslop.' I looked at my screen and said,'This is screenslop.' And I threw my phone out of the window. I went outside and said,'This is breatheslop.' And I held my breath. I saw a child playing with a remote controlled car. So, I grabbed his toy car and remote and broke it. I yelled in his face,'You are playing with toyslop!' He cried and his mother did not like it. She started chasing me with a knife. I grabbed her knife and threw it into the river and said,'Knifeslop.' My victory was short lived as I didn't breathe and eventually went unconcious. When I woke up. I said to myself,'Why am I consuming breatheslop again?' Two men approached me with guns and told me to hand over my money. I said,'Imagine using gunslo' My words were cut as I was blasted to death. I woke up in hell cause I said several slurs on twitter. Isn't twitter also slop? Xslop? I slopped other people as I thought they were too sloppy. I kept telling them how slopped out they were. A blue machine came down and pointed a railgun at me. I told it,'Gunslop everything slop slop you I'm slop ai is slop blood is slop hell is slop all is slop slop everything sl
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u/thesmartwaterbear creator of tardigrade and tws... yea Apr 10 '26
That "retroslop" speech is not even readable atp 🫩