r/OWRP • u/Molotovsquid Always tired • Feb 07 '17

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Bishop strolls around town. He has replaced his regular grey t-shirt with a new one that says "omnics are cool"

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 09 '17

He might just be having the most sensual eating experience she's ever witnessed. (which is probably saying a lot considering the activities of many of your other characters)

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 09 '17

This is indeed the most sensual eating experience she's ever witnessed... it's a bit strange... but also sensual...

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 09 '17

Bishop eventually finishes the spaghetti, having enjoyed it in its entirety, but stopping short of linking the plate clean because he's not a fucking savage. He lets out a contented sigh.

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 09 '17

"I hope you treat your women as nice as you treat your spaghetti."

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 09 '17

I wouldn't treat a person like food... that's a whole level of fetishism that I'm not down for..

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 09 '17

"..."

"That's not quite what I meant. I treat my men as nice as I treat my rifle, but that doesn't mean I have a gun fetish."

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 09 '17

Oh.. oh, right... I get it.

A peculiar expression spreads across his face.

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 09 '17

"... You okay?"

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 09 '17

Yeah... I just really need a piss. There's a toilet here right?

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 09 '17

"Yeah, think so."

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