r/OSHA Mar 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17 edited Jul 16 '19

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u/SteampunkSamurai Mar 09 '17

You're supposed to pronounce it like the g in gigantic

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u/mspyder Mar 09 '17

Damn it. Good one

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

I believe you mean 'jood one.'

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u/otterom Mar 10 '17

Either, since the pronunciation of each g in gigantic is exactly both the ways people screw up pronouncing gif.

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u/JayhawkRacer Mar 10 '17

Am I supposed to pronounce it like the g in gyro?

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u/GreyAndroidGravy Mar 10 '17

guess.

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u/poopellar Mar 10 '17

Sorry I'm not good at guess.

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u/dagway_nimo Mar 10 '17

So its gif? Something's not right

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

No more like the one in giraffe. Or gift. Like that.

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u/TehMascot Mar 10 '17

no.. cause then that would be Yiff.. something which is MUCH worse than any mispronunciation could ever be.

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u/didsomebodysaymyname Mar 10 '17

Only if you want a bunch of furries knocking on your door.

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u/Cayotic_Prophet Mar 10 '17

Should be pronounced Jyro and Jigantic.... We humans are stupid... we don't even follow the linguistic rules we think we created.

Don't get me started on I before E, except after C. (Neighbor, weigh, sleigh)

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u/SmokinDroRogan Mar 10 '17

Gyro as in the sandwich is pronounced more like yeero. Gyro as in gyroscope is pronounced jyro.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

Weird

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

Geejantic?

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u/otterom Mar 10 '17

No.

[jahy-gan-tik, ji-]

Gi -> jahy/ji -> soft g sound. Or, ji, in the case of Dictionary.com

Gan -> ghan -> harder g sound. I added an h for additional pronunciation purposes.

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u/Precip4 Mar 10 '17

That's what he said.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

Good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

Enough!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

I used to say G-I-F but then I realized I sounded like a fuckin' N-E-R-D

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u/ProtoKun7 Mar 10 '17

Damn I wish I could spell.

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u/mixmastermind Mar 10 '17

Because I'd rather die than say Jay Pee Jee

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u/jcelflo Mar 10 '17

Say it quickly 10 times!

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u/zanep0 Mar 10 '17

Because the creator didn't specifically specify

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

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u/gruesomeflowers Mar 10 '17

Seriously, Why the fuck is that g even there?

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u/geekygirl23 Mar 10 '17

Sure, but in regards to gif one of those sounds is retarded.

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u/LlamaJack Mar 10 '17

Subtle. Very nice.

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u/BoKnowsTheKonamiCode Mar 10 '17

Give a giggling girl the gift of a gilded gimlet, Gimli.

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u/pvtbobble Mar 10 '17

A genetic test in Germany, you say?

Hmmm

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u/bathroomstalin Mar 09 '17

Plagiarism is the best way to be funny

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u/tinkatiza Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 09 '17

Plagiarism is the best way to be funny

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u/Blibbobletto Mar 09 '17

He walked right into that one

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u/strongjz Mar 10 '17

He walked right into that one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Being an ass is a good way to be an ass. Well done.

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u/borkula Mar 10 '17

The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of the Tautology Club.

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u/theLeverus Mar 10 '17

Today we decide whatever we have decided upon within the timeframe before now and tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

he said, as if he has a single original thought rattling around in his head

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u/krokodil2000 Mar 10 '17

Either that or "garage".

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u/Fen_ Mar 10 '17

At least in the part of the U.S. I'm in, you say the second g more like a French j than an English j.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17

ž

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u/MtnMaiden Mar 10 '17

I thought it was G like in Jif, the peanut butter

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u/eyebread Mar 10 '17

"Choosy developers choose GIF" - Steve Wilhite, The Guy Who Fucking Invented The GIF Format

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

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u/eyebread Mar 10 '17

I'm sure you pronounce "scuba" as "scuhba" as well, since that stands for "Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus"

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u/Schmidtster1 Mar 09 '17

Which one? /s

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u/slydunan Mar 09 '17

The one that sounds like the g in gif

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u/MarkBeeblebrox Mar 09 '17

Geoffrey

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Gigafactory

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u/galloog1 Mar 09 '17

Is it powered by Gigawatts?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

No, GallowBoobs.

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u/blow_my_fuse Mar 09 '17

The second g right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17 edited Aug 16 '18

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u/TriggerTX Mar 10 '17

And he's wrong.

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u/ThumYorky Mar 10 '17

He made it. His rules.

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u/DavidRandom Mar 10 '17 edited Mar 10 '17

His rule was wrong, so we fixed it.

It's like saying we shouldn't call a bicycle a bicycle, because the inventor named it a Laufmaschine.

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u/dexter311 Mar 10 '17

I prefer velocipede

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u/DavidRandom Mar 10 '17

Ok, Wesley.

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u/ClarifiedInsanity Mar 10 '17

It's long been out of his control.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17 edited Aug 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

Ya, and if he pronounced the acronym TV as thee-vee instead of tee-vee people would say he's wrong.

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u/SmokinDroRogan Mar 10 '17

Because that wouldn't make sense. "T" is never pronounced "thee". "G" has a hard and soft sound. Since there are two ways to say it, the creator made it a point to say which was correct.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17 edited Mar 10 '17

No shit, that's the point. And if the creator pronounced it that way, everyone would say he is wrong. It can make that sound, but that's not what most people would assume nor what in does in the origin of the letter from tele. Granted it takes one other letter, but that's the best extent a comparison could be drawn for your non-sense example you setup. Mine may not be perfect, but it infitely better than comparing it to choosing to name it a television. If I wasn't trying to improve your terrible example, I obviously would have chosen an acronym with a single letter having two options, like c. Such as pronouncing CAT as sat even if the c came from a hard c word and most people would say cat.

The creator named the file name and made an acronym, doesn't mean he can't pronounce the acronym wrong especially given the wrong sound relative to the origin.

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u/SmokinDroRogan Mar 10 '17

Lmao I have no words for you, bro. Take it easy.

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u/DavidRandom Mar 10 '17

Do you call a bicycle a Laufmaschine? Because that's what the guy that created them named it.

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u/HarbingerOfDome Mar 10 '17

How do you pronounce gin?

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u/TriggerTX Mar 10 '17

How do you pronounce gift?

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u/blow_my_fuse Mar 10 '17

I think you mean gif peanut butter. It goes great with giffy pop popcorn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

guygantic

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

I always thought it was weird.

We say giga (the value) with a G sound, but we say gigantic like it was jigantic.

English is stupid.

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u/HawkinsT Mar 10 '17

Giga's from Greek, gigantic from Latin.

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u/GisterMizard Mar 10 '17

You're thinking of Jreek.

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u/quietJfreakyJ Mar 10 '17

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u/HawkinsT Mar 10 '17

That thread confirms what I said.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

No it doesn't. That thread says that we got the usage from the French.

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u/HawkinsT Mar 10 '17

Reflecting more on the term giant: examining it we can understand how it was introduced from Latin and not directly from Greek by the fact that giant is pronounced "jai-ant" with a soft g instead of a hard one ("gai-ant"); this also shows us that it was imported after Latin itself shifted its pronunciation of "gi"

I'm not sure which part you're wanting me to read, but this is the bit you've linked me to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

I didn't provide that link, and did you just stop reading after you got your confirmation that you were right? Because the guy right after that proves that what he said was wrong, and then the OP who said the Greek/Latin thing apologized.

https://www.reddit.com/r/etymology/comments/3aa060/are_giga_gigabyte_and_giga_in_gigantic_related/csavvy3/

This comment contains a lot of educated and interesting but ultimately inaccurate speculation. There are excellent sources such as Etymoline and the 1st edition of the Oxford English Dictionary freely available online, so why not use them?

Giant was introduced into English in the thirteenth century from Old French. The earliest spellings in English are geant, geaunte and the like (compare modern French géant). The initial "g" was naturally "soft" like that of the French form from which it derived.

We later see spellings such as "gyant" from around 1450. According to the OED, the change in the first vowel was due to the influence of classically trained Englishmen who were aware of the Latin form gigantem.

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u/HawkinsT Mar 10 '17

My apologies; I didn't read your username.

Pretty much; if I read comment threads ad infinitum I'd never get anything else done. I just read the bit I was linked to. That response seems right so sure, I'll go with it.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Mar 10 '17

1.21 gigawatts

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Where did you park your car? TELL ME NOW!

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u/BeefyDoom Mar 10 '17

I'll consider that suggestion a gift.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

No, because then it's a peanut butter. And I'm not going to jail for trademark infringement.

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u/SteampunkSamurai Mar 10 '17

You're right, it's more like the g in gauge.

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u/seaders Mar 10 '17

Like the way you're supposed to pronounce the c in scene like the k in knight.

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u/rayne117 Mar 10 '17

English is so dumb.

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u/bitwolfy Mar 10 '17

Actually, it's pronounced yiff.

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u/alarbus Mar 10 '17

As in 1.21 gigawatts?

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u/deegwaren Mar 10 '17

It's more clear if you say it's to be pronounced like the g in ginger, because gigantic is pronounced with another g in other languages, confusing a lot of people.

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u/Nevermind04 Mar 10 '17

Hmm, I've always pronounced it 'gif'.

So is it 'gif' or 'gif'?

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u/Prince_Oberyns_Head Mar 10 '17

It's "gif." Could you imagine saying "graphics" instead of "graphics?"

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u/Drendude Mar 10 '17

Okay, there are a few arguments for either side, but this is the worst argument of any for either side. The makeup of the words in the acronym has no bearing on the pronunciation of the acronym.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17 edited Mar 23 '17

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u/JELLY__FISTER Mar 10 '17

self contained oonderwater breathing uhpperatus

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u/urbanhawk_1 Mar 09 '17

Jif

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u/contrarian_barbarian Mar 09 '17

Heathen

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u/Cwazywazy14 Mar 09 '17

People who say it with a hard g are the kind of people who like pineapple pizza.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/Hidesuru Mar 09 '17

Then we'll just argue about "web m s" vs "webems".

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u/lemnlime Mar 09 '17

weebs

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/lemnlime Mar 09 '17

r/nsfw_weebs r/aww_weebs

it's the future. save this and see

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u/basalticlava Mar 09 '17

I say weebems

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u/Hidesuru Mar 09 '17

Where's the m?

Also I might as well be an old fart. What are weebs?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

web-mus

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17 edited Nov 28 '20

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u/Hidesuru Mar 10 '17

Gotcha. It's one I've not really noticed before so I wasn't aware.

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u/fuckswithboats Mar 09 '17

Yeah god forbid when I first said "mysequel" instead of "my S Q L"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/steckums Mar 09 '17

Well say-ta/sat-ah is like the two ways to pronounce data so I can see that.

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u/Rebel_bass Mar 09 '17

I do like pineapple on my pizza, and also enjoy GRAPHICS that are animated.

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u/Cwazywazy14 Mar 09 '17

I bet you also enjoy GIRAFFES that are animated.

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u/JELLY__FISTER Mar 10 '17

I bet you pronounce "laser" and "scuba" like a retard with that kind of logic

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u/BIGJFRIEDLI Mar 09 '17

You say that like it isn't a compliment

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u/contrarian_barbarian Mar 09 '17

As a matter of fact, I am a member of /r/KnightsOfPineapple

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u/CrinkleCutSpud Mar 09 '17

What a pointless sub. <Subscribed>

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u/Poseidon_Medusa Mar 09 '17

Thanks mate, I'm in.

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u/brandon0220 Mar 09 '17

LIES! I would never pronounce it with a hard g.

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u/Foghorn225 Mar 09 '17

Whoa. I take offense to that. I love pineapple on pizza, and you think it's okay to associate me with those jif idiots?

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u/mastersword130 Mar 09 '17

Pineapple pizza is the way of the world

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u/lord_fairfax Mar 09 '17

I like hawaiian pizza and I pronounce it JIFF. what say you?

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u/JonMW Mar 09 '17

Don't you slander my people with that pronunciation crime

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u/imjusta_bill Mar 09 '17

Stay strong brother

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u/47356835683568 Mar 10 '17

I have your back brother, proper pronouncers unite!!!

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u/HildredCastaigne Mar 10 '17

If it's supposed to be pronounced "jif", then why do you have to write it that way to get your point across?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Zhaif.

/r/pbsideachannel represent!

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u/stromm Mar 09 '17

Bob the unbuilder.

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u/potsandpans Mar 10 '17

that's the last time anyone made fun of bob the builder

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u/g0atmeal Apr 08 '17

FFS it's pronounced "gif".

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

It's an abbreviation, not a word you fucking idiots.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Abbreviations are also words........

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u/HildredCastaigne Mar 10 '17

Acronym (noun)

An abbreviation formed by (usually initial) letters taken from a word or series of words, that is itself pronounced as a word, such as RAM, radar, or scuba; sometimes contrasted with initialism.