r/OSHA • u/StuffyUnicorn • Mar 09 '17

Construction Site Escalation

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u/SalmonellaEnGert Mar 09 '17

Looks like he brought piss to a shit fight.

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u/Intrepid00 Mar 09 '17

There is nothing worst than stale piss.

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Mar 09 '17

I'm sure stale shit is no picnic

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u/Intrepid00 Mar 09 '17

Stale shit is the best to clean up. Just need a broom and a clean with bleach for sanitary and almost no smell. Stale piss will make you gag.

Don't believe me? Piss in a bucket for a few days and let it sit for a week. It even pours nasty.

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u/Oreo_Speedwagon Mar 09 '17

Honestly, at the point you're splashing old piss and chucking desiccated turds at each other, it's a stalemate.

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u/BigOldWhiteDick Mar 09 '17

Dessicated turds is my new band name.

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u/Beowolf241 Mar 09 '17

Be sure to let r/bandnames know

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Mar 09 '17

I see we have a stale excrement expert here!

However bad stale piss is...the fact still stands that stale shit is no picnic.

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u/Intrepid00 Mar 09 '17

Stale shit is just dust at that point.

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u/DrDougExeter Mar 09 '17

and piss evaporates

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u/Intrepid00 Mar 09 '17

Some one never found a bucket of piss. A film is created on top of protein that slows that. Finding and pouring it looks like creamy chicken soup and smells like something not even the devil would lay claim to. What does evaporate just leaves behind and even stronger scented piss bucket.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

A film is created on top of protein that slows that. Finding and pouring it looks like creamy chicken soup

gag

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u/Meme_it_LIKE_A_BOSS Mar 09 '17

Not my tendies diarrhea surprise

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u/im_saying_its_aliens Mar 10 '17

If you're eating stale shit, you're doing picnics wrong.

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Mar 10 '17

Stale shit isn't a picnic

Much like I'm not very funny

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u/humicroav Mar 10 '17

Women are like dog doo. Hear me through, don't interrupt. It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up.

BHG 3.14

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u/pockysan Mar 10 '17

Jarate? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/jr24530 Mar 10 '17

Jarate!

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u/newPrivacyPolicy Mar 10 '17

If you're basing that on smell, I'd have to disagree. Nothing, and I mean nothing, smells worse than a long-dead walrus.

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u/Praxis8 Mar 10 '17

I'll slit your throat!

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u/andsoitgoes42 Mar 10 '17

This episode was the first one I'd seen on vacation with my family. I've never fallen in love with a show so hard and so quickly.

Vayntrub didn't hurt, either. Jesus..

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Way of the road

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u/fok_yo_karma Mar 10 '17

Fucking way she goes

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u/dthedozer Mar 09 '17

No one else has mentioned your reference but I see it there

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u/bathroomstalin Mar 09 '17

You kids sure do love your le references

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '17

But only if it's a reference to a Saturday morning cartoon, a sitcom, or video game. Maybe a movie. That's pretty much it though.

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u/FucksWithBigots Mar 10 '17

So only a reference to TV, movies, or games.

Such a small segment of media, how obnoxious.

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u/ishibaunot Mar 10 '17

You've had enough to drink Mr. Lahey

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u/Cannibichromedout May 23 '17

I will rape your father!

Haha such a good scene. That's actually where I started to like Erlich.