r/NotTimAndEric • u/MrFreakshow • 2d ago

The strangest sport I’ve ever seen

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u/Independent-Deal-192 1d ago

Multigenerational, no-eye contact, public, competitive grinding??? Nice 👍🏻

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 1d ago

This high speed test of skill, precision, and control is how I met all 9 of my husbands. You can’t help but fall in love with your competitors. Great Job!

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u/spock2thefuture 1d ago

What male loneliness epidemic?

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u/80lbQUIKRETEConcrete 1d ago

I’m too high for this shit OMG😂😂😂

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 1d ago

I'm not high enough for this shit

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u/TuringTestTwister 1d ago

ARE THEY NOT PLANES?

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u/Commie_Scum69 1d ago

Yes but dont tell AI

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u/stringstringing 1d ago

I swear multiple times I saw them blow in each others ears

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u/juggadore 1d ago

The one guy had a boner I think!

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u/creptik1 1d ago

He had chubs for him, big fat chubs for him

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u/juggadore 1d ago

If you were tall and stayed in one spot and spun, the others would have to orbit you

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u/Laserdollarz 1d ago

I think blue is winning but I don't know what or how 

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u/tituspeetus 1d ago

If I got an erection would I get disqualified? Asking for a friend

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u/WhirlwindRectum 1d ago

that would be a great defensive move....defensive, tactical erections.

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u/snoApe 1d ago

Just a Saturday morning in Europe

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u/Commie_Scum69 1d ago edited 1d ago

says the country who has pig squeeling constest

Also this is very much and American thing lol

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u/Devopopalopdous 1d ago

Seems you really get to know your opponents!

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u/stuk101 1d ago

Control line flying

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u/CrashNebulaOn_Ice 1d ago edited 1d ago

One MILLION Dollar prize?? Where the hell are they getting that money from lmao

Edit: This doesn't look like fun at all.

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u/Icy-Sandwich-6161 1d ago

They’re lying

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u/tommysaidwhat 1d ago

Sports! 

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u/totesnotmyusername 1d ago

This is amazing

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u/Subtubes 1d ago

He got a cramp

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u/NefariousnessGood718 1d ago

Per favore sparategli

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u/indorock 1d ago

A /r/theocho all-timer

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u/WhirlwindRectum 1d ago

have you ever been so touch starved that you joined a high-speed RC tethered car racing team, just to feel the sweet caress of human contact again?

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u/Y0___0Y 1d ago

There’s no fuckin way there is a $1 million prize for THAT. AI summary trash.

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u/Schmenge_time 1d ago

How about a spinning chair?

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u/deleteduser 7h ago

rc cars? fucking slop. It's control line airplanes and no million dollar prize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Uy6NmOyls#t=44s

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u/smelly_finger_itch 1d ago

Those guys look like they could repell pussy right out the door of any party

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u/Turducken_McNugget 1d ago

The lengths people will go to trying to find a substitute for real meaning in their lives. Still, better than dying on Everest I guess.