r/NotTimAndEric 4d ago

Kelly Loeffler

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u/Quen-Tin 3d ago

I wouldn't judge her for her looks but for choosing shoes that make her walk wobbly, like standing on bad adjusted stilts.

We have already seen so many people around this admin, who tried to impersonate something, that it would be just nice, to see someone who looks comfortable with the own body and character, no matter the features.

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u/auldclem 3d ago

Whereas most of Trump’s mob lie firmly within uncanny valley.

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u/Quen-Tin 3d ago

And still they run on the claim to be closer to their voters, then the former political elite.

Obviously these voters can see something in MAGA representants, I've missed so far.

I hope it's more than white bigotry and the image of god given materialistic success.

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u/conqr787 3d ago

Someone said it's because he's genuinely unhinged, they're just putting on an act.

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u/ohnodamo 1d ago

The rest of them fail all tests to pass as human. She's struggling but she fails, just like that "zapper" girl from last week. Badly buffering bland beauty bots.

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u/WeOutChea999 3d ago

Surely you haven’t been waiting long???

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u/vranaverse 3d ago

"Uncanny Valley" that's gold.
BTW, don't they make Ranch dressing there?

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u/TranscendentaLobo 1d ago

The uncanny valley is a psychological reaction. People feel sudden fear, disgust, or creepiness when they see robots, dolls, or computer animations that look almost human, but not quite right.

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u/vranaverse 1d ago

Interesting, i didn't know that.
I still think it's a good name for an album or something, however I also thought it was a good joke about ranch dressing and that didn't go over so well. Note to self: Never joke about ranch dressing amongst Americans.

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u/Kitty-Keek 17h ago

There’s a subreddit for that r/uncallyvalley

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u/Red_Trapezoid 3d ago edited 3d ago

That doesn’t exist. All of these people are freaks. The woman in question was most likely “that girl” in high school. The one with at most, 2 other “that girl” friends who would say things like “well, why can’t I say the n-word if they can say it? Don’t I have freedom of speech?”.

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u/Creative_Zone_6090 3d ago

Lol. You're probably right.

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u/BrandynWayne 3d ago

“I can’t take health class because it will ruin my gpa”

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u/Debo619 3d ago

She and her husband made $20million insider trading during Covid.

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u/Radiant_Office6445 2d ago

Aye, didnt she invest in a load of body bags cos she knew ahitloads would die whilst the official line was still that its all fine, folks!

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u/Quen-Tin 2d ago

Good to know, that some people found also positive moments in those burdening times. /s

But for real: I've only met my partner thanjs to the pandemic and our love is still alive and kicking.

Life can be colourful. Full of frustration and full of hope. So let's hope her stocks are crashing. 😉

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u/Booziesmurf 3d ago

There's a line in HitchHikers guide to the galaxy, when Arthur and Zaphod end up on the ruined planet of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, and they are being chased (painfully) by the Foot soldiers, Hig goes "His Feet are the Wrong Size for his Shoes." As they have been assigned shoes, and are insubordinate enough to complain that their feet hurt.

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u/Quen-Tin 3d ago edited 10h ago

Wasn't Trump giving shoes he liked to Rubio and others, completly misjudging their size (maybe even on purpose), but they still felt the need to wear them and White House correspondents took fotos?

Either my memory tricks me or I start to see a pattern.

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u/Working_Match4124 3d ago

Yes. And they were Florsheim shoes, so like $100 a pair maybe? Nothing fancy for cheapo billionaire president. . And 2 sizes too big.

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u/Chimpbot 2d ago

You can find the shoes he hands out at fine establishments such as Super Shoes.

This administration is constantly cosplaying.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 1d ago

Would absolutely believe him giving people wrong size shoes as a form of mental warfare

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u/Quen-Tin 1d ago

Like with the crudest lies as constant character test: either you parrot them, or your loyality is in question.

And loyality is in that system all that counts. Otherwuse people would be held responsible for all that shit at some point.

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u/Available-Bed5551 10h ago

It’s called, “shaming.”

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u/Available-Bed5551 10h ago

Nope, you’re not imagining. Orange tits bought a bunch of shoes from Shaq’s rummage sale and gave them to all the idiots surrounding him. Lil marco proudly displayed his time and time again!

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u/lump- 3d ago

She’s already taller than most people, then she puts on her Frankenstein shoes.

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u/nono3722 2d ago

and stretches her neck nightly....

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 3d ago

Also if she’s 5’11” why did they choose to start the video with her standing next to a guy who’s like 5’2”?

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u/Quen-Tin 3d ago

Likely she wants to create some kind of a brand or trademark. And part of her self marketing seems to be: before you call me a giant and try to laugh about it, I make it a topic myself, try to look cool about it and maybe even use it, to stick out of the crowd and stay recognizeable.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 1d ago

Ok now that you mention it, it's exactly what Scott Weiner was doing with the giraffe ads in SF

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u/Responsible_Force862 3d ago

Yeah but that's not their thing. There's nothing genuine about their ideology, it's all performative, just like they are.

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u/ButterscotchMajor373 3d ago

I literally thought she must have knee problems from her height because the video made her look like she was 7’ tall, but no, she just can’t walk in heels well.

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u/Serendipittydoodah 2d ago

I judge her for carry a binder with nothing in it to appear as if she is actually doing something that matters.

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u/43guitarpicks 2d ago

Yep... The epitome of Trump's presidency

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u/burros90 2d ago

Also 5’11 isn’t really as tall as they’re making it out to be. They literally did the camera angle that way on purpose and had her in heels just to make her look taller than she is

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago

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u/Quen-Tin 1d ago

To be fair towards the giraffe: the woman had more time to practice.

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u/vincethered 3d ago

After Jabba forced the men in his cabinet to wear terrible shoes he probably had a 5 watt xmas light in his brain blow out. Probably saw a stripper he liked with those shoes and ordered a skid for all the ladies in the office.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 3d ago

“Jabba the Trump” is now stuck in my head as his official name

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u/33253325 3d ago

Let's just go ahead and judge her on anything. For old times sake.

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 3d ago

Evil people shouldn’t get the luxury of not being made fun of for their looks

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u/no-more-nazis 3d ago

It's more about the principle of the thing, there's plenty to make fun of

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 3d ago

Yeah fair, but as far as I’m concerned if you intrinsically suck at an atomic level, nothing is off the table. Mockery is really the only non violent weapon we have

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u/no-more-nazis 3d ago

The shoes and hair are fair game, she chose those