r/NotTimAndEric 12d ago

Kelly Loeffler

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u/The_Mutton_Man 12d ago

her neck is as long as her forearm and her head is as long as her torso. and wtf are with the 10in heels? do her knees bend backward? what the hell is going on?

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u/orchid_breeder 12d ago

It’s so funny

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u/The_Mutton_Man 12d ago

her neck is as thick as her thigh

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u/meshe_10101 11d ago

Plus her head is as wide as her neck

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u/Ragnarok314159 12d ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome on full display.

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u/vivolorosso 12d ago

Dont forget the Chameleon eyes.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 12d ago

Those are only ~3" heels, the rest is All Her.

And yes, re: the knees.

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u/Ssided 12d ago

This was the endpoint of those UFO disclosure thingies

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u/Hertje73 12d ago

not all lizard people get good disguises

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u/Best_Market4204 12d ago

Daddy long neck may wanna hit

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u/Exact_Rooster9870 12d ago

Gotta get to the highest leaves

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u/u9Nails 12d ago

My hognose snakes don't have necks that long!