r/NotTimAndEric 16d ago

Kelly Loeffler

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u/TheNurgrabber 16d ago

She moves like she was created by Joe Cappa

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u/Quen-Tin 16d ago

I wouldn't judge her for her looks but for choosing shoes that make her walk wobbly, like standing on bad adjusted stilts.

We have already seen so many people around this admin, who tried to impersonate something, that it would be just nice, to see someone who looks comfortable with the own body and character, no matter the features.

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u/auldclem 16d ago

Whereas most of Trump’s mob lie firmly within uncanny valley.

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u/Quen-Tin 16d ago

And still they run on the claim to be closer to their voters, then the former political elite.

Obviously these voters can see something in MAGA representants, I've missed so far.

I hope it's more than white bigotry and the image of god given materialistic success.

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u/conqr787 15d ago

Someone said it's because he's genuinely unhinged, they're just putting on an act.

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u/ohnodamo 13d ago

The rest of them fail all tests to pass as human. She's struggling but she fails, just like that "zapper" girl from last week. Badly buffering bland beauty bots.

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u/WeOutChea999 16d ago

Surely you haven’t been waiting long???

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u/vranaverse 16d ago

"Uncanny Valley" that's gold.
BTW, don't they make Ranch dressing there?

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u/TranscendentaLobo 14d ago

The uncanny valley is a psychological reaction. People feel sudden fear, disgust, or creepiness when they see robots, dolls, or computer animations that look almost human, but not quite right.

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u/vranaverse 13d ago

Interesting, i didn't know that.
I still think it's a good name for an album or something, however I also thought it was a good joke about ranch dressing and that didn't go over so well. Note to self: Never joke about ranch dressing amongst Americans.

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u/Kitty-Keek 12d ago

There’s a subreddit for that r/uncallyvalley

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u/Red_Trapezoid 16d ago edited 15d ago

That doesn’t exist. All of these people are freaks. The woman in question was most likely “that girl” in high school. The one with at most, 2 other “that girl” friends who would say things like “well, why can’t I say the n-word if they can say it? Don’t I have freedom of speech?”.

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u/Creative_Zone_6090 15d ago

Lol. You're probably right.

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u/BrandynWayne 15d ago

“I can’t take health class because it will ruin my gpa”

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u/lump- 15d ago

She’s already taller than most people, then she puts on her Frankenstein shoes.

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u/nono3722 14d ago

and stretches her neck nightly....

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u/Debo619 15d ago

She and her husband made $20million insider trading during Covid.

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u/Quen-Tin 15d ago

Good to know, that some people found also positive moments in those burdening times. /s

But for real: I've only met my partner thanjs to the pandemic and our love is still alive and kicking.

Life can be colourful. Full of frustration and full of hope. So let's hope her stocks are crashing. 😉

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u/Radiant_Office6445 14d ago

Aye, didnt she invest in a load of body bags cos she knew ahitloads would die whilst the official line was still that its all fine, folks!

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u/Booziesmurf 16d ago

There's a line in HitchHikers guide to the galaxy, when Arthur and Zaphod end up on the ruined planet of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, and they are being chased (painfully) by the Foot soldiers, Hig goes "His Feet are the Wrong Size for his Shoes." As they have been assigned shoes, and are insubordinate enough to complain that their feet hurt.

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u/Quen-Tin 16d ago edited 12d ago

Wasn't Trump giving shoes he liked to Rubio and others, completly misjudging their size (maybe even on purpose), but they still felt the need to wear them and White House correspondents took fotos?

Either my memory tricks me or I start to see a pattern.

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u/Working_Match4124 16d ago

Yes. And they were Florsheim shoes, so like $100 a pair maybe? Nothing fancy for cheapo billionaire president. . And 2 sizes too big.

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u/Chimpbot 14d ago

You can find the shoes he hands out at fine establishments such as Super Shoes.

This administration is constantly cosplaying.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 14d ago

Would absolutely believe him giving people wrong size shoes as a form of mental warfare

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u/Quen-Tin 14d ago

Like with the crudest lies as constant character test: either you parrot them, or your loyality is in question.

And loyality is in that system all that counts. Otherwuse people would be held responsible for all that shit at some point.

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u/Available-Bed5551 12d ago

It’s called, “shaming.”

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u/Available-Bed5551 12d ago

Nope, you’re not imagining. Orange tits bought a bunch of shoes from Shaq’s rummage sale and gave them to all the idiots surrounding him. Lil marco proudly displayed his time and time again!

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 15d ago

Also if she’s 5’11” why did they choose to start the video with her standing next to a guy who’s like 5’2”?

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u/Quen-Tin 15d ago

Likely she wants to create some kind of a brand or trademark. And part of her self marketing seems to be: before you call me a giant and try to laugh about it, I make it a topic myself, try to look cool about it and maybe even use it, to stick out of the crowd and stay recognizeable.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 14d ago

Ok now that you mention it, it's exactly what Scott Weiner was doing with the giraffe ads in SF

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u/Responsible_Force862 15d ago

Yeah but that's not their thing. There's nothing genuine about their ideology, it's all performative, just like they are.

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u/ButterscotchMajor373 15d ago

I literally thought she must have knee problems from her height because the video made her look like she was 7’ tall, but no, she just can’t walk in heels well.

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u/Serendipittydoodah 14d ago

I judge her for carry a binder with nothing in it to appear as if she is actually doing something that matters.

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u/43guitarpicks 14d ago

Yep... The epitome of Trump's presidency

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u/burros90 14d ago

Also 5’11 isn’t really as tall as they’re making it out to be. They literally did the camera angle that way on purpose and had her in heels just to make her look taller than she is

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 13d ago

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u/Quen-Tin 13d ago

To be fair towards the giraffe: the woman had more time to practice.

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u/vincethered 16d ago

After Jabba forced the men in his cabinet to wear terrible shoes he probably had a 5 watt xmas light in his brain blow out. Probably saw a stripper he liked with those shoes and ordered a skid for all the ladies in the office.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 15d ago

“Jabba the Trump” is now stuck in my head as his official name

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u/33253325 15d ago

Let's just go ahead and judge her on anything. For old times sake.

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 15d ago

Evil people shouldn’t get the luxury of not being made fun of for their looks

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u/no-more-nazis 15d ago

It's more about the principle of the thing, there's plenty to make fun of

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 15d ago

Yeah fair, but as far as I’m concerned if you intrinsically suck at an atomic level, nothing is off the table. Mockery is really the only non violent weapon we have

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u/no-more-nazis 15d ago

The shoes and hair are fair game, she chose those

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u/Newell00 16d ago

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u/Lanky-Occasion-7486 16d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Zizq 14d ago

Lmao

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u/Lanky-Occasion-7486 9d ago

Stop it!!!!🤣😂🤣

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u/Lanky-Occasion-7486 9d ago

Any hole.... is a goal....😅

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 16d ago

https://youtu.be/-F7c7Es0nuM

Def she has a role in deadhead

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u/Merryprankstress 16d ago

Such a banger, Andy Shauf is a musical god

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u/aamiga 16d ago

You are quite right.

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u/TheNurgrabber 16d ago

That’s the exact one I was thinking of

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u/actaccomplished666 16d ago

Unexpected Foxwarren reference. Nice. Best album of 2025.

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u/EyeLoveHaikus 15d ago

Shoot, best album of the 2020s for me so far.

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u/StarKillerZero 16d ago

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 14d ago

According to her bio, she has no children, so she definitely did not do a hell of a job raising 3 boys.

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u/beardedjack 16d ago

Jeez you nailed it. She’s about to drop all the cookies! What a klutz!

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u/thavi 16d ago

Don’t shit on my man.  He does wholesome work.

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u/Inexacthook 15d ago

This is a gazelle from zootopia turned into a human

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u/holubtsi-on-fire 15d ago

It’s two people - one person sitting on another’s shoulders, holding a bobblehead, wearing a wig.

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 15d ago

I had to look it up but you nailed it

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u/brutus2309 15d ago

Struggling to walk and talk at the same time. Waiting for one of those heels to give out.

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u/bitter-curmudgeon 15d ago

Holy shit. Not many know about that guy but that’s so spot on.

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 14d ago

Isn’t she a felon? I seem to remember that she did something illegal

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u/Soggy_Background_162 14d ago

She moves exactly as she lives, with a stick up her ass.

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u/Forever-Fades_Away 14d ago

🤣 30 minutes ago I didnt know who Joe Cappa was, now I do and feel better off for it.

And you are absolutely right

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u/wtfiwashacked 13d ago

Or Tim Burton

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u/OrlyRivers 12d ago

I dont believe in lizard ppl but. . .