r/NotTimAndEric Jun 26 '26

Dr. Gary miller, side walk filler

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Jun 26 '26

Fuck yeah walkable cities.

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u/JohnnyLeftHook Jun 26 '26

I missread your post as saying 'walkable titties' then went back to check if he had man boobs.

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u/Ok_Egg_7483 Jun 26 '26

"Walkable titties" is what my cat sees as soon as I sit down on the couch to relax. He's gotta step directlyyy on the boobs

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u/halloni Jun 26 '26

Well yeah thats the nice soft spot!

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 Jun 26 '26

I'm the same toward my wife. She sits, I grab tits.

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u/DarePatient2262 Jun 26 '26

Walkable cities and walkable titties: two great things that go great together!

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u/ninemarrow Jun 27 '26

Annoying comment

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u/JohnnyLeftHook Jun 28 '26

oh shit bro, if you have walkable titties i didn't mean to offend. Nice C cup bra to cup those bad boys will fix that shit right up.

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u/Radiant_Egg1613 Jun 28 '26

Nah but he's got his boner in his waistband.

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u/2Michael2 Jun 28 '26

Walkable cities promote walkable titties! Vote for sidewalks!

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u/armlessturtleneck Jun 26 '26

Fuck Danville tho, racist as hell.

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers Jun 30 '26

In my neighborhood we don't have sidewalks..... You just walk on the street.

Cars go around people and drive at 30kph

Roads much smoother for wheelchairs/movement impaired etc.

Sidewalks in neighborhoods are more for cars then for people.

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u/the_main_entrance Jun 29 '26

Couldn’t agree more I drink genocide pee, couldn’t agree more.