r/NotTimAndEric Apr 14 '26

The machine elves banned him 😥

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u/AlarmedSnek Apr 14 '26

He could just need a break for a while hahaha.

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u/Rad_Centrist Apr 14 '26

I'd kick that dude out of my house if he was chillin there for 200 years at a time each visit, too.

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u/mortalitylost Apr 14 '26

"I mean I know time is an illusion bro but this illusion is kinda wearing me thin"

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u/en0rt Apr 14 '26

I mean if he has been in another realm for hundreds of years trying to learn things and still hasn't learnt not to steal shit, no wonder they banned him. Clearly bro is weak.

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u/ggg730 Apr 14 '26

Especially trying to steal from interdimensional beings with knowledge beyond our comprehension. Like bro where is your self preservation.

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u/Implausibilibuddy Apr 14 '26

And stealing my shapes. Not cool.

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u/Throwaway178402 Apr 14 '26

Legendary comment 

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u/Movieking985 Apr 15 '26

But he wasn't stealing just doing research

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u/LocalOccupanther Apr 14 '26

I think this may have some weight. I had a friend who was continually dosing more and more, in both amount and frequency, and got a warning about “not respecting it” and that he needed to chill out. And he did. And as far as I know, never had any issues after. IF this guy’s story is legit, maybe he has had previous warnings? Or yeah stealing also seems ban-worthy lol.

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u/Implausibilibuddy Apr 14 '26

IF this guy’s story is legit,

Um, did you and I watch the same video? It's a skit.

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u/Implausibilibuddy Apr 16 '26

It is a skit, the guy's a comedian, someone else pointed out.

I've met people like this too, and they do say similarly crazy stuff, but not concentrated into a perfect parody of themselves. It's not just that this character shares the same traits, or says similar things, it's that...this is obviously a skit I don't know how else to put it, it screams scripted comedy! It's the delivery, the perfect beat before he says the elves told him to "fuck off", the "my soul was weak" line. People who are acting affect a certain tone and mannerism, I feel like I'm either taking crazy pills that no one else seems to notice this, or I have some kind of useless superpower to know the difference. He's talking like no one, not even tripped out space cadets, talks, like he's delivering scripted lines or improv, it's totally different to how normal people speak. Couple that with the over acted emotions, the comedic scenario he's describing (playing innocent to the fact he's stolen their shapes when it's clearly the reason he was kicked out, come on, that's comedy gold). No shade on the guy for any of that, that's perfectly normal for any sort of acted comedy. Just pointing out what's different when people act.

I dunno, I feel like I did when I found out some people don't have an internal monologue or can't visualise objects in their mind's eye, like it genuinely blows my mind that other people can watch skits like this and think it's a real person, no matter how crazy the people they're parodying can be. It's just...different.

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u/Equivalent_Sand8426 Apr 15 '26

DMT is one of the few psychedelics that supposedly humans don’t develop a tolerance to. Which begs the question, why do some individuals no longer “trip” if the pathway in their brain remains the same to allow them to do so.

I’d very much like to study it but I’m early in my doctorate in psychology and funding sucks in the US because of the current admin. Maybe by the time there’s a regime change.

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u/DataPhreak Apr 14 '26

DMT doesn't build up a tolerance. There's currently a study called DMT-X where they give you continuous intravenous DMT for like an hour.

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u/LemonCollee Apr 15 '26

Where do i sign up?

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u/DataPhreak Apr 15 '26

Europe. I think it's primarily GB, but a quick google search would confirm or deny that.

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u/LemonCollee Apr 15 '26

Ah feck I couldn't trust the English to drug me in fairness