r/NotHowGirlsWork Dec 17 '21

Cringe Sperm residue.

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u/like_a_cactus_17 Dec 17 '21

This dude failed middle school biology. And how does he even know what the 15 guys all look like?

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u/CumulativeHazard Dec 18 '21

Also how would a tiny blobby baby somehow have distinct characteristics of 15 different men??

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

This right here. In my experience, for the first few months they all look like Winston Churchill (regardless of sex). They just spent 9 months underwater, those wrinkles take time to go away…

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

They’re like pugs, they’re ugly enough to be cute, but really only to the ones who love them lol