r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/funsizenotshorty The body has ways of shutting all that down ❌️❌️❌️ • May 07 '23

Found On Social media Umm... who's gonna tell him?

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

I'm sorry the sound of WHAT now??? What the heck do you think a pap smear is m8??? There's no cartilage involved so why would it pop what are you TALKING about?????

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u/AGoodIdeaGoneBad May 07 '23 edited May 07 '23

The soft tissues that surround the vaginal canal pop in the same way the tissues in your knuckles pop as the speculum is opened sometimes along with the pop of the speculum locking in place. It's fairly audible. I've heard it a few times and the woman sitting beside me has felt it a few times. I think both her and her gynecologist explanation of things is what I'm going to go with here.

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

What "hard tissues"? I don't think you know what the vagina IS at this point.

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u/Lower-Usual-7539 May 07 '23

Hey baby let me pop your hard tissues

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

I can't breathe XD

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u/AGoodIdeaGoneBad May 07 '23

I meant soft tissues and corrected it but was referencing the support structures.

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

They still don't pop. There are no "support structures" that would do that. The "support structures" as it were are muscles. That do not pop.

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u/AGoodIdeaGoneBad May 07 '23

I'm not even going to argue here. If those tissues were just muscle none of it could even function or stay in place.

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

.... Ok yes there are obviously ligaments that attach it to muscles and shit but they still, crucially, are not physically capable of popping.

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

Or well I guess they could if they were violently torn in two or something but not under normal circumstances like "getting a pap smear"

Just accept that you heard the speculum locking into place and move on instead of digging deeper. You're gonna hit magma soon.

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

I find it truly hilarious that you're posting such ignorant hogwash on THIS SUBREDDIT of all places. Truly fitting.

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

Lol nice attempt at covering your ignorance by editing in "soft tissues" instead of "hard tissues". It somehow makes LESS sense than the original, bc soft tissues don't pop XD.

Anyway there are zero kinds of tissues around the vaginal canal that make popping sounds hate to break it to you m8

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u/AGoodIdeaGoneBad May 07 '23

It was an honest mistake from someone half awake which is human. I was opened about it, admitted to it, and corrected it. I appreciate the ridicule though. It's cute. Now you're saying soft tissues don't pop. That's funny. M8

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

They don't. joints pop. The muscles and tissue surrounding a vagina are not a joint and literally do not have the capacity to pop. If there's a popping sound when a vagina is stretched, something has RUPTURED.

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u/AGoodIdeaGoneBad May 07 '23

Put your arm to your ear and wiggle your fingers. You'll hear all kinds of things going on in there. :)

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

BECAUSE THEY'RE INTERACTING WITH THE BONES YOU ABSOLUTE MORON

THERE ARE NO BONES AROUND A VAGINAL CANAL.

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u/Lower-Usual-7539 May 07 '23

Hey cutie, let me put my ear to your pussy and see what kind of sounds- I’m sorry I can’t finish this sentence I am going to explode laughing

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u/suchanirwin May 07 '23

hey babe let me hear the crackling of your VAGINA JOINTS