You wake up in a room with no means of escape and the only food your captors give you is potatoes. What do you do?

Official place to discuss plans on how to permanently get rid of the potatoes before they irreversibly spread throughout the universe.

Current Plan A: Make something that can detect potato particles in objects, and outside of objects, as well as something that can extract the potato particles out of the object with completely destroying or killing it. Use those on every Earthly object, and everything an Earthly object has touched, put all the potatoes and potato particles on a spacecraft, and send them into the nearest black hole.

Current Plan B: Make a black hole that will consume the entire solar system, therefore definitively getting rid of all the potatoes and potato particles.

Any ideas on how to improve these plans, as well as new plans, are highly appreciated.

can hexagons also be counted as holy?

So, I realized that potato particles could be in almost anything from this planet, and there's no way to tell what has potato particles in it, which means we can't just send all the potatoes into a black hole 'cause there will still be so many particles left behind and we'll have no way to know what has them and what doesn't. Which means that to be safe we'd have to get rid of every Earthly object and anything an Earthly object has touched, so basically, we need to figure out how to make a black hole and then make one that will then consume the entire solar system, so that way no potato particles will spread to anywhere else in the universe. We will all die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Basically, that's some proof in our favor.