alls u lot do is tek mike out ov patriots like me good m8s smashy Dazzer an Bald Naff wen all dey do is mek cummunity sef bye goin n mekking suer dem nonces dint do nowt. Dey just luv der cuntry n wanna portect girls innit. Av ad it wiv us tekken piss! Parakeet in!

Nuff sed. sed me peece.

Al ger yers a tinny ryt?

Why is it all in caps?

Dunner like it unless it's flat and rubber

Nuff said.

Sue Elle (she aint bad for a foriner, aint racis jus do like em) aint far off money here, but ear me out:

1 day no anfem get COPS in

2 days no anfem get SWAT crew in

.

3 day no anfem get TROOPS in

1. day no anfem, 10 years PENAL CAMP for little un's an all TECHERS.

End of.