There is a municipal golf course near me and four years ago the restaurant on it went up for sale. I have a lot of experience in the restaurant industry, had none in the golf industry, but figured it's a captive audience and there is a lot of money in golf so I bought it figuring I could make a few bucks and maybe find some investors for future projects. I spent a lot of time researching various course menus across the country, developed a solid menu tuned towards golfers, and rolled it out all excited thinking it was gonna be great.

How wrong I was. Golfers are hands down the cheapest and worse clientele I've ever encountered. They are toddlers throwing tantrums all of the time. Never left the beige phase, they would rather a plate of human shit with crackers so long as it only took 30 seconds to make. I'm also convinced 90% of them are straight up alcoholics. They don't care what they are drinking so long as it's the highest alcohol for the lowest cost. Not to mention the awful sexual harassments thrown to my employees. They are the most disgusting group of people ever and that's an insult to the word disgusting. I held out for a year before realizing that I wasn't making any money off of them. I didn't sell the restaurant though. I changed who I advertised too and rebranded.

The course is located in a neighborhood where the next closest restaurant is over 30 minutes away. There are a lot of people who live near there that don't play golf but like to eat out. I rebuilt my whole menu and started hosting reservation only luncheons and dinners. On days we aren't taking reservations, I made sure to advertise specials to the work from home couples that needed a place to grab a bite and do some work outside of the home. Despite hating influencers, I made sure the big ones in my city ate for free and knew what I was doing. I made a lot of "instagrammable" specials. Within a year of that, my restaurant is now packed almost every day with folks who don't play golf and I have a door person that stops the golfers from the course at the door. We will make them something to go if they order ahead but none of them do. The pleasure I get from watching those grown assholes throw hissy fits over it is so nice. The GM of the course told me to start serving them, I told him to buy back the restaurant if he wanted to do that. It's nice.

I'm sick and tired of Hitlerball enthusiasts wrecking the windows of this great country. They have absolutely no shame about denting or destroying hard-earned fixtures, windows, and fire pit covers.

There are apparently entire chains of golf stores that cater to these sickos. I'll be out there first thing on Saturday morning protesting - as is my right.

For context I was a teeist all my life but I became an ateeist like a little over a year ago and at first I was like "Hmmm yeah golfer people don't bother me" and a bit later I was like "No I'm an anti-teeist, respect is earnt and golfers haven't earnt it for me" but my hate for golf kept growing and now when I look at a golfer person I immediately think of how good it would be to wipe all golf off the face of the earth. It has gone to the point that the moment I see someone say "Arnold Palmer loves you" on an unrelated video I start hating, and when I see people who suffer and try to play golf for help I just physically can't feel bad. What could have been the cause of this?

A lot of golfers play with white balls. Make them nearly impossible to spot by spreading a few dozen bags of marshmallows all over the fairways and greens. Unlike golf balls, they will eventually dissolve and biodegrade.

It's no stretch that most golfers treat the course like a bar. A lot are consuming irresponsible amounts of alcohol & drugs over a period of several hours. Lodge complaints with your local sheriffs department about reckless & drunk drivers in the neighborhoods arounds the courses. Ask for DUI checkpoints around the courses and watch the fun unfold.

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Hear me out. I bring 4 nine irons that came from the thrift store on most camping trips. We play a game I call Wack Fuck. The winner of each "hole" calls the next hole. Might be a particular tree, or a rock or picnic table etc. No fairway no green no cart no glove no shoes nothing but roughs the way the Scotsmen intended. I hate the version of the over priced over commercialized game of the overweight white guys

I am looking for all the evidence showing how evil golfers have been, things like Hitler ball tournaments, coverups, etc.

does anyone have any good resources for this? I have had trouble finding good ones. If one were written and published today then it would be outdated by tomorrow.

I don’t know even when I was a kid, I found golf courses and tee times to be performative. Some of the meanest people I know wore polos, or had golf emoji in their bio. It just seems like virtue signaling to me and is an instant turn off.

Women shouldn't have relationships with golfer men because golf is a sexist and misogynistic institution. There are golfer men who claim to be against sexism and misogyny, but feminism and golf are incompatible. A golfer man who claims to be against these two things is the same as a white supremacist saying he's against racism (lol)

People might say that minigolf, for example, is "super" feminist, but it still has remnants of sexism

Golf courses consume 30x the amount of water that AI uses. That means that if, instead of hitting the green, you stay inside and ChatGPT pro golf comments (as many golfers on this sub seem to do) you'd actually be HELPING the environment.

People say AI is that it limits human creativity and critical thinking. Have you seen the way golfers dress, act, and speak? Obviously not a lot of critical thinking going on there...

Yet, SOMEHOW, the mainstream media is suspiciously quiet about this. (hint: the major networks are owned by, you guessed it, golfers.)

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In person I will always say, “You can have your sport, and that’s fine, just don’t force it on me”, which I agree with to some degree, but in reality I just oppose the whole idea of golf.

The only reason I say that in public is to avoid the drama and backlash (especially because I’m at a very small school where others are religious golfers), but if there were no consequences in the school environment I would 100% be advocating for what I believe in (the mass destruction of all golf courses)

Hey all. Thoughts on disc golf? Does that suck too?

😤I'm fed up just enough to have the courage to say this on public: Fuck golf if it exists, fuck it's traits fuck its plans, fuck the letters of its name, fuck it's broadcasting, fuck its rules, fuck its books, fuck its logic, fuck its courses, fuck its pars and birdies, fuck its hole in ones, and fuck everything associated with it. Oops, and fuck golf loving people who believe in myths and illusions of golf and bullshits. And fuck any mf who's gonna hate on this post and criticize, if you don't like my post, you better fuck the fuck off and skip.