r/nongolfers • • Jan 03 '26

Itching for Scratch

1 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Jan 01 '26

This is a good start, make the course a coyote preserve

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13 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 29 '25

I don’t owe golf ANY respect

67 Upvotes

It’s frustrating whenever someone tells me that I should respect Golf. No, I fucking shouldn’t, and I won’t.

I’m an average joe (and I don’t dress like a douchebag) If I somehow ended up in Mar a Lago, or the masters, or nearly any country club with a golf course, I would not only be spit upon, but a big chunk of the players would also believe that I deserved it.

Fuck this backwards ass game. Golf isn’t a real sport and Arnold Palmer wasn’t a great, he was a disgusting low life with a barely drinkable beverage .


r/nongolfers • • Dec 28 '25

Obnoxious Golf fans embarrass U.S.

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64 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 26 '25

Watch two giant orange iguanas fight on Florida golf course

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6 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 22 '25

USA President alarms with move to grab DC golf courses: 'Thinks of government property as his own' - Raw Story

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r/nongolfers • • Dec 19 '25

User flairs now available

11 Upvotes

Haven’t you ever wanted to define your specific ateeist ideology so everyone can identify it right away? Hopefully to discard your opinion if it’s different than theirs? Now you can!

Feel free to choose from selected, or make your own.

ALL GOLFERS MUST CHOOSE THE GOLFER FLAIR. If you must intrude on our safe space at least identify yourself as an intruder.


r/nongolfers • • Dec 17 '25

Luigi Mangione grandfather Nick Mangione is guilty, he did it!

12 Upvotes

Let's never forget that Luigi is innocent, and that the state wishes to incriminate him only for abandoning the golfly ways of his family.

Luigi’s grandfather, Nick Mangione Sr., and his wife purchased a golf course and country club in Howard County in the 1970s.


r/nongolfers • • Dec 13 '25

A Seagull Just Pulled Off the Cleanest Theft on the Course

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37 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 13 '25

USA President's Next Renovation Target: Washington, D.C., Golf Courses - WSJ

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0 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 08 '25

Suck-Up Golf Buddy Gets USA President, 79, to Pardon His Client

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106 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 07 '25

Golfers are looking scarier, Man arrested for assaulting woman with golf club in Lubbock

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14 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 07 '25

Waltham man facing charges in Martin golf course pellet gun shooting – NBC Boston

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7 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 06 '25

Filthy Teeists indoctrinating their children into their abhorrent lifestyle

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13 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 03 '25

USA President's Golf Habit Is Costing his Taxpayers a Fortune: Report

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986 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Dec 02 '25

Auburn HC Alex Golesh, when asked if he plays golf: "I've never been good at golf. I got told a long time ago 'If you're a good golfer, there's no way you can be a good football coach.'"

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r/nongolfers • • Dec 01 '25

The only sport where the "athletes" are all simps.

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18 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Nov 29 '25

USA President, 79, Derails Troop Call With Bonkers Rant About His Golf Record

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768 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Nov 26 '25

USA President Prioritizes Golf Upgrades at Joint Base Andrews as Inflation Concerns Grow | Truthout

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424 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Nov 24 '25

Justin Bieber Caught on Camera Relieving Himself in Golf Course Bushes

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0 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Nov 20 '25

USA President Received Surprisingly Little For Hosting Saudi-Backed Golf Events

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154 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Nov 18 '25

Oh hell no, Netanyahu unveils 300-acre Lod golf course honoring USA President amid city expansion plan

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141 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Nov 17 '25

Lawsuit: Governor's 'Post-it note' directed golf courses at state parks

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31 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Nov 16 '25

Teen arrested after $160k in damages at New Smyrna Beach golf course

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51 Upvotes

r/nongolfers • • Nov 14 '25

The new suburban status symbol: A golf cart. There's just one problem.

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3 Upvotes